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The First Lady Joins Pinterest

Michelle On "The View"
Michelle Obama on "The View"
Michelle Obama talks race and her girls on "The View." Read More »
Tucked Into Bed
Barack Obama and Michelle Obama photo
The President makes sure to tuck the First Lady into bed each night. Read More »
Romance, Barack-Style
young Barack Obama photo
How young Barack Obama wooed the ladies, according to his ex-GFs. Read More »
  • Michelle Obama is now on Pinterest! But in all honesty, Ann Romney’s got the better Pinterest account — the First Lady has a couple pics of her family, but Romney shares recipes, crafts and books to read. [Pinterest]
  • Hottie Joseph Fiennes is joining the cast of “American Horror Story” season two. [PopBytes]
  • Here’s the first look at baby vampire Renesmee from “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2.” [ONTD]
  • Sex advice from Emily Blunt and Rosemarie Dewitt! [Nerve]
  • Amber Rose is hawking some of her old clothes on eBay and some of the items are actually affordable for us mere mortals. [The Gloss]
  • Penguins are crazy sex maniacs, says science. [How About We]
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Crazy Girl Only Gets Butt & Lips In Matchbox 20’s “She’s So Mean”

Fiona's Crazy Video
Fiona Apple
Why is Fiona Apple wearing an octopus on her head? Read More »
I'm A Celine Dion Superfan
And I don't care who knows! Read More »
"Boyfriend" Video!
We might be a wee bit obsessed with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" video. Read More »
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I am a lifelong, unabashed, unapologetic Matchbox 20 superfan. I own all their albums. They were the first band I ever saw in concert. I’ve even paid money just to hear the lead singer Rob Thomas to speak on a panel about music. I will defend his talented songwriting skills to the death. You want to take this outside, bitch? Because I will fight you. I will fight you in an alley. (Winona understands.) I’m beyond pumped for their new album and was super-excited when Amelia IMed me their new music lyric video, “She’s So Mean.”

So I was beyond not pumped when I actually watched the “She’s So Mean” video and my overwhelming emotion was “Ew.” Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

  • What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This vanilla ice cream with fudge, caramel and bacon crumbles packs in 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Did I mention there’s a piece of bacon sticking out of the sundae? It’s only available until September 3, so act fast before we eat them all. [Yahoo]
  • Jenna Bush Hager interviewed her grandpa, George H.W. Bush, for the “Today” show on his 88th birthday. I am going to keep my snotty comment about nepotism to myself. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • There’s just something about vintage bikini ads, isn’t there? [TresSugar]

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Church Wants To Build “Pro-Life” Memorial In Wichita

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  • A church is fundraising to build a National Pro Life Memorial and International Life Center in Wichita, Kansas — a distasteful suggestion considering Wichita is the city where abortion provider Dr. George Tiller was murdered by an anti-abortion extremist in May 2009. [KansasCity.com]
  • On the domestic abuse allegations against Atlanta megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar, who is accused of beating his teenaged daughter. [Crunk Feminist Collective]
  • On how the pay gap between men and women in the workplace increases with age. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

No Contest: “My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” Will Be The Best New Show On Television

Lindsay's TV Movie
Lindsay Lohan won the Elizabeth Taylor role for a Lifetime TV movie. Read More »
WTF, Rob Lowe?
For some reason, Rob Lowe is starring as murderer Drew Peterson. Read More »
Will & Kate On Lifetime
We've suggested some dramatic plot points for Will and Kate's TV movie. Read More »
Bristol's Lifetime Show
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RIP society: Lifetime picked up Bristol Palin's reality show. Read More »

In its infinite wisdom, Lifetime is debuting a new reality show that will be called “My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” starring real women sharing their true stories of drama: serial killer husbands, evil twin sisters, prostituting themselves to pay for a dental assistant degree. The best part is that the show will include “high-end recreations” of the juiciest bits. Obviously I am going to be watching the shit out of this.  

“My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” is now in production, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Hopefully that means its not too late for the Frisky staff to propose their own tales of middle-class-white-female woe? Keep reading »

What’s The Going Rate For The Tooth Fairy These Days?

Just No: Teeth Necklace
So upsetting. Read More »
My Snaggletooth Rules
My smile doesn't need fixing -- it's perfect the way it is! Read More »
tooth fairy photo

This weekend, I called my sister to rehash my love life. 

Suddenly I could hear her turning to a small child in the background. “Do you want to tell Aunt Jessie the big news?” she asked. “No!” My five-year-old niece M. replied. 

“Tell me, what’s the big news?” I asked my sister, wondering what constitutes “big news” in kindergarten. 

“M. lost her first tooth!” my sister said. “The tooth fairy left five dollars last night.” 

“FIVE DOLLARS?!?!” I shouted into the phone.  Keep reading »

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