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What Happens When Rachel Dratch Sits At The Cool Kids’ Lunch Table?

Rachel's Baby Story
Rachel Dratch found herself knocked up at 43. Read More »
Rach & Amy On "Gray Balls"
Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler explain the term "gray balls." Read More »
Judd On Funny Women
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Judd Apatow informs sexist d-bags that women are, in fact, funny. Read More »
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Loser!

“It would be sad if anyone chewed your faces off because you’re so pretty” should totally be your new pickup line. [Splitsider]

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged!

Sofia ignores bad advice
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Her publicist told her to get breast reduction surgery. Read More »
Transexual Comment
Sofia Vergara said she looks like a transsexual, for some reason. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Adele's baby might be born in just two months! Read More »
  • “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara is engaged! The actress is bethrothed to her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Nick Loeb. Congratulations! [US Weekly]
  • Australian magazine Women’s Day is publishing a never-before-seen photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton on their honeymoon in the Seychelles. A royal photographer has sniffed “a week out of the spotlight was not too much to ask” after publicly sharing their entire wedding with the world. True fact. [Socialite Life]
  • Kristen Wiig has officially confirmed she is dating Fabrizio Moretti from The Strokes and that she is “happier” than ever. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • The outlook is not looking good for Usher’s stepson, who was hit by a jetski over the weekend. Also, a family friend of Usher’s is being investigated for involvement in the accident. [Stupid Celebrities, PopCrush] Keep reading »

Daniel Tosh Suggests Audience Rape Woman Who Complains About Rape Jokes

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  • “Tosh 2.0″ host and comedian Daniel Tosh suggested an audience rape a woman who complained about rape jokes, asking “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by, like, five guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her?” I just can’t even with this one. [Cookies For Breakfast]
  • Oh, but there’s more fuckery! Radio personality Kidd Kraddick said on Monday morning that he thinks women lie about being roofied, blabbing about the “new epidemic that’s sweeping America: It’s the ‘Women who say they’ve been roofied’ epidemic.’ … A lot of times women get really drunk and are like ‘Ah! I got roofied.’” [Dallas Observer]
  • Anti-Mitt Romney election ads from Planned Parenthood, airing in swing states, seem to be swaying women against him. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

German Mayor Helpfully Allocates Parking Spaces Just For Dudes. You Know, The Hard-To-Park Ones.

Diddling In The Car
Men, you really need to stop jerking off while you're driving. Read More »
Danica Patrick Slur
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Rush Limbaugh says sexist BS about Danica Patrick. Read More »
Frisky Sexism
All of The Frisky's posts about sexism. Read More »

A sexist asshat German mayor has designated the “more challenging” parking spaces in the municipal garage for male drivers, because parking a car is so haaaard for us little-wittle-ladies. The mayor, Gallus Strobel, has decreed that certain parking spaces will be designated with a male or female symbol to show who is permitted to park in each spot. Strobel told a German newspaper, “Men are, as a rule, a little better at such challengers.” Well then! He sounds like such a lovely man to work for. According to Sweden’s The Local, the women’s 12 spaces are wider, more well-lit, farther away from pillars and closer to the exit.

Wait. Hold up. No manicures? No shoes? No pictures of fuzzy kittens and bunnies? What kind of women’s parking spaces are these?! [Female First UKThe Local DE]

Cookie Monster Sings “Call Me Maybe” Cover “Share It Maybe”

Call Me Maybe Cover
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots cover "Call Me Maybe"
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots take on the catchiest tune of the year. Read More »
Carly Misconceptions
5 ridiculous misconception's Winona's boyfriend has about Carly Rae. Read More »
"Call Me" Addiction
This dude needs an intervention for his "Call Me Maybe" addiction. Read More »
COOKIES!
You Got Cookies? Share It Maybe!

Jimmy Fallon and the Roots? Colin Powell? Miss USA contestants? Move over, everyone: Cookie Monster is here with a cookie-centric (of course) “Call Me Maybe” cover. “Share It Maybe” is all about (duh) sharing your cookies. I might have listened to it seven times already this morning. I just might have. [YouTube.com/SesameStreet]

“Queen Of Clown Porn,” Hollie Stevens, Dies Of Breast Cancer At Age 30

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I thought a post about the passing of an adult film actress who was known as the “Queen Of Clown Porn” could be interesting. But the illness and death of Hollie Stevens, age 30, of breast cancer is nothing short of absolutely tragic. Friends say that Stevens had no health insurance and couldn’t access decent health care; a lump on her breast claimed her life barely out of her 20s. Keep reading »

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