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Kate Middleton Is Supposedly “Humiliated” She Has To Curtsy To Other Princesses

Kate Loves Bee Venom
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Why Kate Middleton is freezing her face with bee venom. Read More »
Kate's Fur Drama
Kate Middleton is caught in the middle of some fur-lined drama. Read More »
Kate's Preggo Rumors
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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Carly Rae Jepsen says naked pics are not of her! Read More »
  • Kate Middleton is supposedly “humiliated” that the Queen has ordered her to curtsy to Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice because they are “blood princesses” and Kate only married into the family. Humiliating! Life is hard for Kate Middleton indeed. [Life & Style]
  • Selena Gomez was photographed at a party this weekend being carried over the shoulder by one of Justin Bieber’s friends, Alfredo Flores. Uh oh, I predict some drama. [PopCrush]
  • Kelly Clarkson opens up about those lesbian rumors. I guess if you sing songs about being an independent woman and you don’t have a boyfriend attached at the hip at all times, you must be a lesbian? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Cute and clever ways to display and store your makeup. I love the cupcake dish idea. [Wander With Style] Keep reading »

“Seventeen” Promises To Stop Photoshopping Models

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  • In response to a Change.org petition, Seventeen magazine has said it will no longer alter the body size or face shape of the models posing in its magazine. The petition was created by Julia Bluhm of Waterville, Maine, and garnered over 84,000 signatures which were hand-delivered to the executive editor of Seventeen. [Change.org/Seventeen]
  • North Carolina’s Republican-controlled state legislature has overrode a veto by Governor Bev Perdue, effectively defunding the state’s Planned Parenthood clinics. State funding is not used for abortion services, so the defunding will only be hurting those who go to Planned Parenthood clinics for other services, like Pap smears and cancer screenings.  [Huffington Post]
  • The FDA has approved the first quick, over-the-counter HIV test. OraQuick uses a mouth swap and can tell your HIV status in less than 40 minutes. [AP] Keep reading »

Republican Politician To Offer Class On “Posture, Deportment And Feminine Presence.” Yes, Seriously.

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Too pretty?
Attractiveness is considered detrimental to women, study says. Read More »
Dr. Pepper's "Manly" Soda
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Frisky Sexism
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Update: 4p.m. Well, that was quick. State Senator Mary Marty Golden’s website has canceled the event. I guess you’ll have to learn your feminine wiles elsewhere. [New York Observer]

Please tell me this is a joke. This is a joke, right?

The office of a Republican politician in Brooklyn, New York, will be offering a class for women in his district about “Posture, Deportment, and Feminine Presence.” Ostensibly this is a career development event about etiquette, but the packaging is really, really WTF. Keep reading »

First Time For Everything: A Spanking Party

Getting Spanked
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There is a first time for everything! Read More »
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Doin' It With Dr. V explains how to spank and be spanked! Read More »

“Call me in one hour and tell me your boyfriend dumped you,” I told my girl friend as we stood outside the movie theater where we had just seen “Magic Mike.” “If the party’s weird and I want to leave, I’ll say ‘Oh my God, are you okay? I’ll come meet you!’ Got it?”

“Sure thing,” my friend promised.

“I’m texting you the address I’m going to right now,” I told her, tapping on my iPhone. “Just in case these people turn out to be rapist-murderers.”

“I’m sure they’ll be fine,” she soothed me. We hugged goodbye and parted at a street corner. “Have fun!” is what she called as I walked away.

Have fun at your spanking party is what she meant. Keep reading »

Student Sues College Over Masturbation Assignments In Human Sexuality Class

Nun Says Do It!
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A nun says it is okay to diddle yourself. The Vatican is not amused. Read More »
9 Techniques
Tips to try for more pleasurable masturbation. Read More »
Masturbation Myths
Stupid misconceptions men have about the way women masturbate. Read More »
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A student has filed a lawsuit against the professor of a human sexuality class in Western Nevada College because he required students to keep sex journals for class in which they had to detail their masturbation habits, sexual habits, and past sexual abuse. Karen Royce said professor Tom Kubistant and the department chairman and college president, who are also being sued, dismissed her complaints that the assignments were “sexual harassment.” Keep reading »

Carly Rae Jepsen Says Naked Photos Are “200 Percent” Not Her

Carly Misconceptions
5 ridiculous misconception's Winona's boyfriend has about Carly Rae. Read More »
Call Me Maybe Cover
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots cover "Call Me Maybe"
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots take on the catchiest tune of the year. Read More »
Miss USA Cover
Miss USA Call Me Maybe
Watch this: Miss USA contestants cover "Call Me Maybe." Read More »
Call Me Maybe?
"Call me maybe" business cards are officially a thing. Read More »
  • Snap nudes of me maybe? The internet was abuzz yesterday with alleged leaked naked pics of pop star Carly Rae Jepsen — but they’re “200 percent not Carly,” says her team. A 21-year-old model named Destiny Benedict says the naked pics are of her and she’s flattered to be compared to a naked Jepsen. “Well I just want to say this Carly Rae is a beautiful girl and I’m honored to have been mistaken for her,” Benedict tweeted. [The Sun UK]
  • Mel Gibson’s 78-year-old stepmother filed a restraining order against him claiming he spit in her face, yelled at her, and is trying to kick her out of the house. Jeez. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Katie Holmes has fired her security team, including a bodyguard and driver, because they were too close to soon-to-be-ex-hubby Tom Cruise. Also, Tom supposedly “forbade” her from doing a “Dawson’s Creek” reunion movie. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki are thisclose to getting engaged. [PopCrush]
  • Meet Brad Pitt’s (hot) brother Doug and take a peek at his pretty average life. [The FW]
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