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German Mayor Helpfully Allocates Parking Spaces Just For Dudes. You Know, The Hard-To-Park Ones.

Diddling In The Car
Men, you really need to stop jerking off while you're driving. Read More »
Danica Patrick Slur
Danica Patrick and Rush Limbaugh photo
Rush Limbaugh says sexist BS about Danica Patrick. Read More »
Frisky Sexism
All of The Frisky's posts about sexism. Read More »

A sexist asshat German mayor has designated the “more challenging” parking spaces in the municipal garage for male drivers, because parking a car is so haaaard for us little-wittle-ladies. The mayor, Gallus Strobel, has decreed that certain parking spaces will be designated with a male or female symbol to show who is permitted to park in each spot. Strobel told a German newspaper, “Men are, as a rule, a little better at such challengers.” Well then! He sounds like such a lovely man to work for. According to Sweden’s The Local, the women’s 12 spaces are wider, more well-lit, farther away from pillars and closer to the exit.

Wait. Hold up. No manicures? No shoes? No pictures of fuzzy kittens and bunnies? What kind of women’s parking spaces are these?! [Female First UKThe Local DE]

Cookie Monster Sings “Call Me Maybe” Cover “Share It Maybe”

Call Me Maybe Cover
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots cover "Call Me Maybe"
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots take on the catchiest tune of the year. Read More »
Carly Misconceptions
5 ridiculous misconception's Winona's boyfriend has about Carly Rae. Read More »
"Call Me" Addiction
This dude needs an intervention for his "Call Me Maybe" addiction. Read More »
COOKIES!
You Got Cookies? Share It Maybe!

Jimmy Fallon and the Roots? Colin Powell? Miss USA contestants? Move over, everyone: Cookie Monster is here with a cookie-centric (of course) “Call Me Maybe” cover. “Share It Maybe” is all about (duh) sharing your cookies. I might have listened to it seven times already this morning. I just might have. [YouTube.com/SesameStreet]

“Queen Of Clown Porn,” Hollie Stevens, Dies Of Breast Cancer At Age 30

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I thought a post about the passing of an adult film actress who was known as the “Queen Of Clown Porn” could be interesting. But the illness and death of Hollie Stevens, age 30, of breast cancer is nothing short of absolutely tragic. Friends say that Stevens had no health insurance and couldn’t access decent health care; a lump on her breast claimed her life barely out of her 20s. Keep reading »

Just NO: An Adorable Edible Baby

Baby Bong Pics
Mother arrested for posting pics of her baby with a bong on Facebook. Read More »
Baby Genius Pooper
This little genius had to poop during her "Today Show" interview. Watch »

I am impressed by the talent of this cake topper artist who crafted such a tiny, adorable baby face with perfect features. I also think that the person who actually eats the edible fondant baby at the baby shower should be reported to Child Protective Services. Munch, munch, munch. [Etsy]

Adele Is Pooping Out That Baby In Just Two Months

Adele Is Pregnant!
The singer is expecting a baby with boyfriend Simon Konecki. Read More »
Adele's New Dude
Adele and Simon Konecki photo
Meet Simon Konecki, Adele's new boyfriend! Read More »
Adele's Ex-Boyfriend
Adele and her notorious ex are still buds. Read More »
  • Whoa, Adele is apparently seven months pregnant?! She and boo Simon Konecki kept that little bundle of joy under wraps for awhile. [The Sun UK]
  • “Grey’s Anatomy”‘s Sara Ramirez has married her boyfriend. Congratulations! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Happy birthday, Sofia Vergara! Here are 65 gratuitous sexy pics. [Socialite Life]
  • Miley Cyrus serenaded a drag queen with “Happy Birthday.” I just love this girl more and more! [PopCrush]
  • I’m just a tiny bit ashamed to be taking my fashion cues from one-year-old Harper Seven Beckham. [Wander With Style]
  • SPIN magazine is headed to the BuzzMedia family — that would be us, your loyal Frisky bloggers. Welcome to the family, SPIN! [New York Times] Keep reading »

Demi Moore Reportedly Estranged From Her Daughters

Lu's Naked Pics?
tallulah willis photo
Nude pics of Tallulah Willis smoking pot are being shopped around. Read More »
Demi's 911 Call
Demi Moore photo
Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Hospitalized
Demi Moore photo
Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Divorcing
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Demi Moore confimred she is splitting from Ashton Kutcher after 6 years. Read More »
  • Demi Moore’s daughters Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 18, have reported “dumped” their mother over all the drama she’s had recently with her drug problems and insistence that the girls’ kick her ex-husband Ashton Kutcher out of their lives. This family is a mess lately, y’all. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Listen to Justin Bieber’s 911 call after he was chased by five paparazzi on a Los Angeles freeway this Friday. The Biebs was pulled over by cops and cited for doing 80mph. [PopCrush]
  • Tina Fey made her … rap debut? [PopBytes]
  • Mike Tyson explained what ear tastes like on “Watch What Happens Live.” Ew upon ew upon ew. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
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