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“Prom Queens” Reality Show Is Exactly The Delightful Trash We’ve Come To Expect From Lifetime

Barbies At Prom
girls go to prom dressed as barbies
These girls showed up at prom in giant Barbie doll boxes. Read More »
Weirdest Prom Dresses
Cardboard & Paper Bag Prom Dress
The six weirdest prom dresses online which aren't made from duct tape. Read More »
Confederate Prom Dress
My, what a lovely and offensive dress you are wearing. Read More »
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God bless you, Lifetime. You’re all up there in the baser instincts of my lady lizard brain while simultaneously tugging at my ovaries. Where do you come up with these ideas? Granted, “Prom Queens,” your new reality show debuting August 14, sounds like Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise repackaged with higher metabolisms and less expensive lip gloss. But I’m sure you’ll put your special Lifetime spin on it. Keep reading »

Anne Rice On Women And Erotica: “The Whole World Knows Women Are Sensual Beings As Well As Men”

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“As a feminist, I’m very much supportive of equal rights for women in all walks of life. And that includes for me the right of every woman to write out her sexual fantasies and to read books filled with sexual fantasies that she enjoys. Men have always enjoyed all kinds of pornography. How can it be wrong for women to have the same right? We’re sexual beings! And fantasy is where we can do the things we can’t do in ordinary life.”

50-Shades-Who-In-The-What-Now?  Pipe down, everyone, Anne Rice is speaking. Read the rest of her quote after the jump: Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Have Sex Talks

Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Under Table?
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth photo
Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
  • I’m not being snarky in that headline, y’all!  I really think i’ts awesome that Trish Cyrus has been open about talking to her daughter Miley about sex. The 19-year-old told the Belfast Telegraph, “A lot of parents don’t know what their kids are up to or the kids find it embarrassing to talk with their parents about sex. I have always told my mom everything, sometimes even more than she wanted to know. But she gave me some good advice in terms of contraception, which helped me a lot.” Damn straight! I didn’t think the Cyrus’ were fantastic parents after Miley hit the pole when she was 16. But this has redeemed them in my eyes. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Lopez announced this morning she won’t be returning to “American Idol.” Co-host Steven Tyler is also out as a judge. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Rock says being the “first black ___” always sucks. [Uptown Magazine]
  • In honor of Bastille Day, here’s 10 French women who can teach us a thing or two about style. [The Gloss]
  • Dave Letterman accidentally spilled the ending to “The Dark Knight Rises.” At least we think he did. Anne Hathaway yelled at him, so he probably did spill it. Spoiler at the link! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

Daniel Tosh Scrubs Rape References From His TV Pilot

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  • Comedian Daniel Tosh is debuting a new show tonight called “Brickleberry” at Comic Con and reportedly ordered that the pilot be scrubbed of all rape references. “Everyone is freaking out because most of the pilot is about rape,” a source told RumorFix. Well, at least he learned his lesson … sort of?  [Rumor Fix]
  • Also: Lizz Winnstead, co-creator of “The Daily Show,” weighs in on rape jokes and dealing with hecklers. [Think Progress]
  • Arizona’s ban on abortions after 20 weeks is being challenged in federal court by the ACLU, the ACLU of Arizona, and the Center for Reproductive Rights. [Think Progress]
  • Two female athletes will compete for Saudi Arabia in the 2012 London Olympics. [New York Times] Keep reading »

“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

102ZZZ Boobs
The size sounds fake, but size 102ZZZ actually exist. Read More »
Erotic Breastfeeding
This man's erectile dysfunction was cured by his wife's breast milk. Read More »
Celeb Underboobage
When boobs escape! Read More »
Mom Urges Implants
14-year-old girl urged to get breast implants by her mother. Read More »

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling for breast implants. Clad in a bikini, Chrissy holds a sign reading “Not homeless. Need boobs.” The college student and single mom says her bartender job pays the bills, but won’t cover the $5,000 she needs for new boobs. I appreciate her honesty about what she is going to use the money to do — I mean, at least she’s not going to do a hit of crack. But fake tits are not a “need,” lady. [Daily Mail UK]

Knit And Purl Your Own Pet Pooch

crave knit your own dog

My life isn’t condusive right now to owning a pet. But knitting a pet? That’s a different story. It might not be too hard even though I haven’t picked up my knitting needles in years. Knit Your Own Dog: Easy To Follow Patterns For 25 Pedigree Pooches by Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne will teach you how to knit a pug, hound, terrier, or other doggie — and the good news is there are projects for every skill set. [$14.99, Mod Cloth]

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