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Just NO: An Adorable Edible Baby

Baby Bong Pics
Mother arrested for posting pics of her baby with a bong on Facebook. Read More »
Baby Genius Pooper
This little genius had to poop during her "Today Show" interview. Watch »

I am impressed by the talent of this cake topper artist who crafted such a tiny, adorable baby face with perfect features. I also think that the person who actually eats the edible fondant baby at the baby shower should be reported to Child Protective Services. Munch, munch, munch. [Etsy]

Adele Is Pooping Out That Baby In Just Two Months

Adele Is Pregnant!
The singer is expecting a baby with boyfriend Simon Konecki. Read More »
Adele's New Dude
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Meet Simon Konecki, Adele's new boyfriend! Read More »
Adele's Ex-Boyfriend
Adele and her notorious ex are still buds. Read More »
  • Whoa, Adele is apparently seven months pregnant?! She and boo Simon Konecki kept that little bundle of joy under wraps for awhile. [The Sun UK]
  • “Grey’s Anatomy”‘s Sara Ramirez has married her boyfriend. Congratulations! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Happy birthday, Sofia Vergara! Here are 65 gratuitous sexy pics. [Socialite Life]
  • Miley Cyrus serenaded a drag queen with “Happy Birthday.” I just love this girl more and more! [PopCrush]
  • I’m just a tiny bit ashamed to be taking my fashion cues from one-year-old Harper Seven Beckham. [Wander With Style]
  • SPIN magazine is headed to the BuzzMedia family — that would be us, your loyal Frisky bloggers. Welcome to the family, SPIN! [New York Times] Keep reading »

Demi Moore Reportedly Estranged From Her Daughters

Lu's Naked Pics?
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Nude pics of Tallulah Willis smoking pot are being shopped around. Read More »
Demi's 911 Call
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Hospitalized
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Divorcing
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Demi Moore confimred she is splitting from Ashton Kutcher after 6 years. Read More »
  • Demi Moore’s daughters Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 18, have reported “dumped” their mother over all the drama she’s had recently with her drug problems and insistence that the girls’ kick her ex-husband Ashton Kutcher out of their lives. This family is a mess lately, y’all. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Listen to Justin Bieber’s 911 call after he was chased by five paparazzi on a Los Angeles freeway this Friday. The Biebs was pulled over by cops and cited for doing 80mph. [PopCrush]
  • Tina Fey made her … rap debut? [PopBytes]
  • Mike Tyson explained what ear tastes like on “Watch What Happens Live.” Ew upon ew upon ew. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Taliban Publicly Executes Woman For Adultery

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  • Disturbing news out of Afghanistan: the Taliban publicly executed a woman in Kabul this weekend for allegedly committing adultery. The woman was taken in front of a crowd and shot. [The Daily Beast]
  • The recession has hit middle-aged women the worst, new research has found. [Guardian UK]
  • Illinois Democrat Tammy Duckworth spoke to Salon.com about her challenger trashing her military service. Duckworth is a retired lieutenant colonel in the IL National Guard and lost both her legs serving in Iraq. [Salon.com]
  • You are going to need to sit down for this one: Mr. Global Gag Rule himself … yes, President George W. Bush … has been doing advocacy work on behalf of women’s health abroad. Who’d've thunk? [AlterNet] Keep reading »

Tap Your Toes To “50 Shades Of Grey,” The Musical

Misunderstanding Kink
Some folks don't understand kink is not sexual abuse. Read More »
"50 Shades" Classes
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Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »
Casting "Fifty Shades"
Who we think should play Christian, Ana, and everyone else. Read More »
50 Shades Of Grey, the musical
"50 Shades Of Grey," The Musical!

Thank God this “50 Shades Of Grey” musical is just a parody. I don’t think Broadway is ready for the Red Room Of Pain just yet. But in the mean time, at least the NYU’s musical theater program is getting some work. [Flavorwire]

The Humpy Awards Are The Dog Humping Competition Which Foretells The End Of The World (NSFW)

Bulldogs Play Tether Ball
Watch these buddies go crazy for the ball. Read More »
Puppy Cheats Death!
Harper the pitbull puppy survives and thrives! Read More »
Dealbreaker: Dog
He brought a dog on the date. Read More »
RIP Society
the humpy awards
Who Will Emerge Victorious At The Humpy Awards?

Okay, Internet. Everyone else can stop now. It’s time to go home.  I have found the number one most f**ked up and depraved thing on the web: a clip from the first-ever Humpy Awards, a competition in Georgia where dogs and their owners compete in humping. Yes, you read that least sentence correctly. Keep reading »

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