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“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

102ZZZ Boobs
The size sounds fake, but size 102ZZZ actually exist. Read More »
Erotic Breastfeeding
This man's erectile dysfunction was cured by his wife's breast milk. Read More »
Celeb Underboobage
When boobs escape! Read More »
Mom Urges Implants
14-year-old girl urged to get breast implants by her mother. Read More »

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling for breast implants. Clad in a bikini, Chrissy holds a sign reading “Not homeless. Need boobs.” The college student and single mom says her bartender job pays the bills, but won’t cover the $5,000 she needs for new boobs. I appreciate her honesty about what she is going to use the money to do — I mean, at least she’s not going to do a hit of crack. But fake tits are not a “need,” lady. [Daily Mail UK]

Knit And Purl Your Own Pet Pooch

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My life isn’t condusive right now to owning a pet. But knitting a pet? That’s a different story. It might not be too hard even though I haven’t picked up my knitting needles in years. Knit Your Own Dog: Easy To Follow Patterns For 25 Pedigree Pooches by Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne will teach you how to knit a pug, hound, terrier, or other doggie — and the good news is there are projects for every skill set. [$14.99, Mod Cloth]

Mariah Carey Might Be Your New Fruit Loop On “American Idol”

Mariah Hated Pregnancy
Mariah Carey was not a fan of carrying twins. Read More »
Mariah's Twins!
No, not those twins. Morocco and Monroe is who I'm talking about. Read More »
Bieber & Mariah Flirt
Mariah Carey Santa outfit photo
Justin Bieber flirted with Mariah Carey in a new Christmas video. Read More »
  • Steven Tyler is officially leaving his spot as “American Idol” kook after just two seasons … and Mariah Carey is in talks to replace him. I couldn’t think of better casting. Well, except Paula Abdul, but we’ve been there, done that. [PopCrush, People]
  • Celebrity chef Curtis Stone and “Lipstick Jungle/”Beverly Hills, 90210″ actress Lindsay Price are engaged! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Your ovaries probably cannot handle photos of Chris Hemsworth’s teeny-tiny  newborn daughter India. [Socialite Life]
  • Kristen Stewart told Comic Con she wishes the “Twilight” sex scenes could have been rougher. Don’t we all? [Us Weekly]
  • Do spoiled children grow up to be bad sex partners? [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer Having Sexy, Sexy Feud

"Magic Mike" Sequel
This is all the proof we need that God actually exists. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Jennifer Lopez photo
J.Lo is developing a TV show about lesbian moms. Read More »
  • “Magic Mike” co-stars Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer supposedly “had a fight” while filming and now “Channing doesn’t want anything to do with Alex,” a source tells Page Six. Tatum supposedly refused to do an Entertainment Weekly photoshoot if Pettyfer was involved, although reps claim Pettyfer simply wasn’t in the photoshoot because of scheduling conflict. Now, now, boys. Come on. Don’t fight over me! [NY Post, Socialite Life]
  • Tom Cruise is threatening to sue The National Enquirer over a story claiming he punished Katie Holmes for disobeying him, yelled at her, and behaved like a “monster.”  Cruise’s lawyer called the story “disgraceful and lurid.” [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Courtney Love is being sued by ex-assistant Jessica LaBrie for allegedly refusing her a paycheck when LaBrie refused to hire a computer hacker to forge some legal documents. Oh Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. [Tabloid Prodigy]
  • Maroon 5′s Adam Levine has a new lady: 23-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo. [PopCrush]
  • Can your ovaries handle a photo of Jason Segel holding hands as he walks around NYC with girlfriend Michelle Williams’ daughter Matilda? Thought not. [People] Keep reading »

Thinspo Blogger Who Fat-Shamed Kate Upton Vows To Change Her Ways

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Tosh Is A Sexist Jerk
Sure, he "apologized," but he's still a lazy, sexist jerk. Read More »
  • The anonymous pro-anorexia, “thinspiration” blogger who trashed curvaceous model Kate Upon on her Skinny Gossip blog for being “fat,” has said she will remove the “Starving Tips Of The Day” from her site and will include resources for eating disorders, depression and self-injury. However, it’s unfortunate that Skinny Gurl, as she calls herself, did so after getting death and rape threats. [NY Daily News]
  • Missouri Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat, vetoed a bill which would have allowed employers and health insurance providers not to offer coverage for birth control, abortion, or sterilization if those things were against their own personal religious beliefs. “We want families making decisions — not insurance companies,” Gov. Nixon said. Good man. [Think Progress]
  • For the first time ever, this year more female athletes than male athletes will represent the USA at the Olympics. [The Mary Sue]
  • Comedian Daniel Tosh was heckled onstage? Waaaaaaaaah. [Feministing]
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Sexual Assault, Domestic Violence Prevention Funding Vetoed, Called “Distraction” By SC Gov. Nikki Haley

Nikki On BC
Nikki Haley on The View photo
Women don't care about contraception, says Gov. Nikki Haley. Read More »
Daniel Tosh Rape Joke
Today's Lady News photo
Daniel Tosh joked about a woman in audience getting raped by five men. Read More »
2012 Election
All of The Frisky's posts about the 2012 election. Read More »
Nikki Haley photo

South Carolina’s Republican Governor Nikki Haley — who is buds with Mitt Romney! — vetoed $453,680 last week for domestic violence and sexual assault prevention through the South Carolina Coalition Against Domestic Violence And Assault. According to the Charleston City Paper, Haley’s explanation was that the funds would “distract” the Department of Health and Environmental Control, presumably from more important issues. (Because apparently the effects of physical and/or sexual violence are not health issues?) Haley wrote:

“Each of these lines attempts to serve a portion of our population for which we extend our sympathy and encouragement, but nevertheless, it is only a small portion of South Carolina’s chronically ill or abused. Overall, these special add-on lines distract from the agency’s broader mission of protecting South Carolina’s public health.”

Mind you, Gov. Haley is the same women who told the ladies of “The View,” while speaking about her opposition to health care reform, that “Women don’t care about contraception.” Yeah, she said that. We don’t care about being raped or beaten either, Governor!

The economy is in the shitter. Other stuff got cut, too. Teachers’ salaries took a hit; $500,000 for “marketing and branding at the Department of Agriculture” may have to wait. I get it.  But this is real people’s lives that are being affected right now. And reventative services prevent bad, costly stuff from coming down the road later. Keep reading »

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