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Miley Cyrus Wants To Get Preggo, Stat

  • Miley Cyrus reportedly wants to start poppin’ out babies soon with fiancé Liam Hemsworth at the ripe old age of 19. Also, Miley is a blonde now! [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]
  • Uma Thurman gave birth yesterday to her third child, her first with boyfriend Arpad Busson. The actress has two children with ex-husband Ethan Hawke. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • Sylvester Stallone’s son Sage Stallone, 36, was found dead on Friday afternoon from an alleged pill overdose. [Betty Confidential]
  • In more depressing news, Usher’s 11-year-old stepson Kile Glover may be taken off life support. The boy has been brain dead for over a week after being badly injured in a jet ski accident. [PopCrush]
  • This Justin Bieber lookalike likes to freak out fans outside hotels. [The FW]
  • Lord have mercy, the Lohans are procreating. Michael Lohan is reportedly expecting a child with his girlfriend Kate Major. [TMZ] Keep reading »
Miley Engaged
Miley Cyrus engaged
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged! Read More »
Secretly Married?
Miley Cyrus married photo
Liam and Miley might already be man and wife. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »

Kate Middleton’s Burlesque Performer Cousin Katrina Darling Will Pose For Playboy

Stripping Vs. Burlesque
Dita Von Teese on the difference between the two. Read More »
Fired For Stripping
Sarah Tressler stripper photo
Reporter fired for stripping files gender discrimination complaint. Read More »
Quiz: Stripper Shoes?
Are these designer or stripper shoes? Take the quiz. Read More »
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The “fun gene” in the Middleton family didn’t all just go to Pippa! Some of it went to Katrina Darling, a pinup/burlesque performer who just so happens to be related to the Duchess Of Cambridge. Okay, so she is a distant cousin — but related nonetheless. Katrina Darling will shake what her mama gave her in an eight-page Playboy spread being published this September. The petite pinup has recently quit her job as a banker to become an exotic dancer full time. Maybe when things get a little boring around the palace, which I imagine is often, Kate Middleton can skip over to her cousin’s haunts to learn some burlesque moves to impress William. (Or Harry.)  [Daily Mail UK] [Photo: YvetteBessels.com]

“Prom Queens” Reality Show Is Exactly The Delightful Trash We’ve Come To Expect From Lifetime

Barbies At Prom
girls go to prom dressed as barbies
These girls showed up at prom in giant Barbie doll boxes. Read More »
Weirdest Prom Dresses
Cardboard & Paper Bag Prom Dress
The six weirdest prom dresses online which aren't made from duct tape. Read More »
Confederate Prom Dress
My, what a lovely and offensive dress you are wearing. Read More »
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God bless you, Lifetime. You’re all up there in the baser instincts of my lady lizard brain while simultaneously tugging at my ovaries. Where do you come up with these ideas? Granted, “Prom Queens,” your new reality show debuting August 14, sounds like Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise repackaged with higher metabolisms and less expensive lip gloss. But I’m sure you’ll put your special Lifetime spin on it. Keep reading »

Anne Rice On Women And Erotica: “The Whole World Knows Women Are Sensual Beings As Well As Men”

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“As a feminist, I’m very much supportive of equal rights for women in all walks of life. And that includes for me the right of every woman to write out her sexual fantasies and to read books filled with sexual fantasies that she enjoys. Men have always enjoyed all kinds of pornography. How can it be wrong for women to have the same right? We’re sexual beings! And fantasy is where we can do the things we can’t do in ordinary life.”

50-Shades-Who-In-The-What-Now?  Pipe down, everyone, Anne Rice is speaking. Read the rest of her quote after the jump: Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus And Her Mom Have Sex Talks

Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Under Table?
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth photo
Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
  • I’m not being snarky in that headline, y’all!  I really think i’ts awesome that Trish Cyrus has been open about talking to her daughter Miley about sex. The 19-year-old told the Belfast Telegraph, “A lot of parents don’t know what their kids are up to or the kids find it embarrassing to talk with their parents about sex. I have always told my mom everything, sometimes even more than she wanted to know. But she gave me some good advice in terms of contraception, which helped me a lot.” Damn straight! I didn’t think the Cyrus’ were fantastic parents after Miley hit the pole when she was 16. But this has redeemed them in my eyes. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Lopez announced this morning she won’t be returning to “American Idol.” Co-host Steven Tyler is also out as a judge. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Rock says being the “first black ___” always sucks. [Uptown Magazine]
  • In honor of Bastille Day, here’s 10 French women who can teach us a thing or two about style. [The Gloss]
  • Dave Letterman accidentally spilled the ending to “The Dark Knight Rises.” At least we think he did. Anne Hathaway yelled at him, so he probably did spill it. Spoiler at the link! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

Daniel Tosh Scrubs Rape References From His TV Pilot

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  • Comedian Daniel Tosh is debuting a new show tonight called “Brickleberry” at Comic Con and reportedly ordered that the pilot be scrubbed of all rape references. “Everyone is freaking out because most of the pilot is about rape,” a source told RumorFix. Well, at least he learned his lesson … sort of?  [Rumor Fix]
  • Also: Lizz Winnstead, co-creator of “The Daily Show,” weighs in on rape jokes and dealing with hecklers. [Think Progress]
  • Arizona’s ban on abortions after 20 weeks is being challenged in federal court by the ACLU, the ACLU of Arizona, and the Center for Reproductive Rights. [Think Progress]
  • Two female athletes will compete for Saudi Arabia in the 2012 London Olympics. [New York Times] Keep reading »
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