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The Most Insane Moment On This Morning’s “Today Show”: Alec Baldwin’s Hairy Legs

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Kathie Lee Gifford weird face
Kathie Lee teaches dour Kristen Stewart how to smize. Read More »
Joan Swears Off Botox
Joan Rivers photo
Could it be?! Will Joan Rivers finally give up injectables?! Read More »
Kathie Lee Talks Pee
Should men be forced to pee sitting down? KLG & Hoda discuss. Read More »
Alec Baldwin drops pants on Letterman
Alec Baldwin Drops His Drawers

Two things make Kathie Lee Gifford very upset: cannibalism and everyone dropping their bras and pants. I was not aware that bra-dropping is sweeping the nation, even during the heatwave, but I’ll grant KLG that Alec Baldwin dropping his drawers on “Letterman” last night was weird. Really weird. Yeah, it changed the subject from Smacking The Paparazzi-gate. But come on. It was hairy old man legs TMI.

In (Reluctant) Defense Of “Why You’re Not Married … Yet”

Bad Dating Habits
Us ladies are not immune to fouling up a date... Read More »
Dating Victim
I am not a dating victim -- and neither are you. Read More »
Dating Isn't Personal
Ami talks about how she realized dating was not to be taken personally. Read More »
Why You're Not Married ... Yet

I’m going to say something as a feminist ladyblogger that I suspect I’m not supposed to say: Why You’re Not Married … Yet: The Straight Talk You Need To Get The Relationship You Deserve, by Tracy McMillan, actually isn’t a terrible book.

Oh, it has some problematic aspects — and I’ll get to those. But generally what’s wrong with books like Why You’re Not Married … Yet or 2009′s Marry Him! The Case For Settling For Mr. Good Enough, by Lori Gottlieb, isn’t the actual content. I’ve read a decent number of self-help books, both for professional reasons (to write about them on The Frisky) and for personal reasons (to find out why am I such an idiot when it comes to boys), and I even read that godawful Steve Harvey book Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man because my surrogate mother gave it to me. I’m open-minded to reading them, I guess you could say. So, while Why You’re Not Married … Yet is getting bopped everywhere from Jezebel to The Good Men Project, who titled their piece “Fuck Off Tracy McMillan,” I’ve actually read the book and what’s more, I loved it and found it extremely useful. What’s wrong with Why You’re Not Married … Yet isn’t the dating advice — it’s how that dating advice is only marketed towards women. Keep reading »

Keep Calm, It’s Just A Boo-Boo

Keep Calm History
The story behind the "Keep Calm And Carry On" poster. Read More »
Bling Your Boo-Boos
Just because you've got a boo-boo doesn't mean you can be stylish. Read More »
Keep Calm And Panda On
A tee shirt after Jessica's own panda-loving heart. Read More »
Band Aid Accessory
Stupid trend alert: Band-Aids as fashion accessory. Read More »

If you’re anything like me, you’ve got a new ripped cuticle or thumbtack stab every day. If you’re going to be a walking gore-fest, you may as well wear a Band-Aid more chic than those “Dora The Explorer” ones you found at CVS. Well, “chic” may not be the right word. But these Urban Outfitters Band-Aids with the World War II “Keep Calm And Carry On” logo are certainly more historical. You might just find that you’re giving yourself a boo-boo on purpose so you can look smart. [$8, Urban Outfitters]

Prince William Turns 30, Inherits $15.5 Million Today

Princess Di Hate
Ann Coulter called Di an "anorexic, bulimic narcissist." Read More »
Why They're Waiting
Kate Middleton photo
They want the laws of succession to allow a daughter to be queen. Read More »
Kate's Preggo Rumors
kate middleton pregnant photo
Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »
Kate On The Frisky!
All of The Frisky's posts about Kate Middleton! Read More »
  • Happy 30th birthday, Prince William! Wills stands to inherit $15.5 today from Princess Diana’s estate, who left him the money in her will. The original will said both Harry and William would get part of her $31 million cash bonanza at age 25, but the age was raised to 30 after her death. Somehow, I don’t think the boys suffered much in the ensuing years. [MSNBC]
  • Johnny Depp supposedly bought his new sidepiece Amber Heard a freaking horse, which I am sure is making is his ex-girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, with whom he recently split after 14 years, feel awesome. [Daily Mail UK]
  • When your boss is not looking, you need to look at these “Magic Mike” GIFs. Trust. [Crushable]
  • Lady Gaga’s ex Luc Carl is blabbing about their relationship. [PopCrush]
  • Octomom discussing her new porno on Howard Stern = a whole lot of NO, PLEASE GOD NO. [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

If Famous Authors Sent Drunk Texts

Drunk Emailing
Gmail wants to help prevent drunk emailing. Read More »
Sexting Etiquette
Follow these rules when sexting. Read More »
Drunk Dialing
Four sobriety apps for the iPhone to stop drunk dialing. Read More »
How To Sext
sexting photo
Seven tips for sexting someone you barely know. Read More »

We already have enough troubles getting drunk texts from shlubs on Plenty of Fish. But if we had to get drunk texts from anyone, the late, great John Cheever would probably write good ones. Check out more funny drunk texts from famous authors by Jessie Gaynor over at the Paris Review‘s blog.

Which famous author would you want to get drunk texts from? Jonathan Ames for me for sure.  [Paris Review]

Snooki Has Picked A Baby Name And It’s Not “Gorilla Juicehead”

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Patti Stanger photo
Patti Stanger wants to adopt an American baby boy. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Snooki's Talks Baby Names, Breast Milk
  • Snooki and Jwoww appeared on Elvis Duran’s show on Z100 this morning and, my, they are such nice young ladies when they’re sober. Pregnant Snooki says she doesn’t miss drinking (doubtful), she is not allowed to spray tan, and she’s finally picked a baby name. And it’s actually a lot more normal than I would have expected. [Z100]
  • Kim Kardashian has supposedly served the ex-girlfriend of her ex Kris Humphries with a subpoena to see if Myla Sinanaj will spill any beans that could be useful during her divorce case. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Rielle Hunter’s creepy details about her first night of sex with lothario John Edwards will give you the skeeves. [Radar Online]
  • Joan Rivers won’t stop with the nasty fat-shaming comments about Christina Aguilera’s weight. I’m starting to dislike you very much, Joan. [PopCrush]
  • Sex advice columnists Em & Lo address the age-old “When should I sleep with him?” question. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
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