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Octomom Has A Boyfriend (And I’m Still Single)

Octo Porn
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Everything you need to know about Octomom's porn shoot. Read More »
Octomom On Howard
Cannot be unseen: Octomom rides the Sybian on Howard Stern. (NSFW) Read More »
Octo Troubles
Foreclosure is looming for Octomom and her 14 kids. Read More »
  • Octomom has a boyfriend and I’m still single. Nadya Suleman is dating a 23-year-old tanorexic amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G whom she met “through church.” Okay then. [TMZ]
  • Meet Mugly, a hairless Chinese Crested, who won the World’s Ugliest Dog contest this weekend for the second time in his life. Now that’s ugly. [The FW]
  • Justin Bieber’s family of “hillbillies” once shot and ate a bear while camping in the woods. I can hardly belieb it. [Popdust]
  • How to talk dirty without freaking anyone out. Dirty talk is both an art and a science, you see. [Modern Man]
  • “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek, 71, suffered a heart attack this weekend. Get well soon, Alex! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

8 Reasons To Show Your Online Dating Profile To Your Friends

OK Cupid Enemies
The best of the online daters collected on OK Cupid Enemies. Read More »
Profile Dos And Don'ts
Do's and Don'ts for your online dating profile. Read More »
Types To Avoid
There are a lot of great guy online -- just not these five types. Read More »
I Found A BF Online
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How I found a boyfriend online dating. Yes, it really happens! Read More »
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Real talk: a lot of people are really bad at selling themselves online dating. Have you seen OK Cupid Enemies? Have you read Annals Of Online Dating? From their profile pics to their self-descriptions to their harebrained “what up girl i wanna get wit u” messages, they almost make it too easy.

Too easy to stay single, I mean.

So I’m going to suggest something uncomfortable: I’m going to suggest you show your online dating profile, everything in your online dating profile, to a trusted friend and ask for an honest assessment of what you’re doing wrong.  Keep reading »

Dutchess Kate Inspires British Women To Cover Up (Or Britain Is Just Cold?)

Kate's Fur Drama
Kate Middleton is caught in the middle of some fur-lined drama. Read More »
Kate's No Style Icon
Can we stop pretending Kate Middleton is a style icon? Read More »
Kate Middleton style

Important fashion news! A “study” by a Parisian fashion company found that British women wear “longer skirts and less revealing tops” than women elsewhere in Europe, especially Italy and France. The “study” posits that Kate Middleton’s preppy-princess style is encouraging women to dress more “demure” by covering their upper arms and knees. (Kate Moss is also cited by the study being quoted as saying women should cover up, which is funny because Kate’s the most Most Likely To Be Naked model ever.) I don’t doubt that Duchess Kate’s inspired women to purchase more preppy fashions like the ones at LK Bennett and Reiss. But there’s something else this “study” might want to note: the UK is cold, y’all. Colder than Italy. Colder than France.

Just a thought. [NY Daily News]

Ridiculous Beyoncé Bought Jay-Z $40 Million Learjet For Father’s Day

Song For Blue Ivy
Jay Z releases a song for his baby girl. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Model Agyness Deyn suddenly married Giovanni Ribisi. Read More »
  • Beyoncé reportedly bought hubby Jay-Z a $40 million Learjet, with its own kitchen and two bathrooms, as a first Father’s Day present. Bey, you’ve got a problem if you’re making Mariah Carey look normal. [PopCrush]
  • Wild and crazy Hillary Clinton is wearing Mardi Gras beads and crazy sunglasses, for some reason. Someone want to explain this to me? [The FW]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge gave birth yesterday to her first child, a baby girl, with Kings Of Leon rocker Caleb Followill. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Five quirky tips to make iced coffee that rocks. Hey, Starbucks, charging $5.50 isn’t one of them. [Betty Confidential]
  • James Marsden is expecting a baby with a 24-year-old Brazilian model, Rose Costa, whom he got with after splitting with his wife of 11 years. Awkward! [New York Post] Keep reading »

Dick Cheney’s Lesbian Daughter Marries

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  • Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, married her longtime partner Heather Poe today in Washington, D.C. In a statement, the Vice President said he was “delighted” his daughter could have her “relationship recognized,” adding “Mary and Heather and their children are very important and much loved members of our family and we wish them every happiness.” You hear that, bigots? [Advocate]
  • A “fetal personhood” amendment, which would seek to criminalize abortion by giving a fetus the same rights as a person, may not make it on Ohio’s state ballot this November because the anti-abortion group behind it can’t gather enough signatures. [Feminist.org]
  • Double X blogger Amanda Marcotte on why women having kids later is better for everyone. [Double X]
  • Check out this new documentary, “The Invisible War,” which takes on the epidemic of sexual assault within the American military. [MSNBC]
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Should Cabbies Be Punished For Knowingly Driving Prostitutes?

On Sex Work & Feminism
Actress Billie Piper talks about sex work and feminism. Read More »
Sex Work Past
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Is it OK for an elementary school teacher to have been a stripper? Read More »
Call Girls Onscreen
Meet the women who've played call girls in film and TV. Read More »

We can all agree that sex trafficking of women and girls is abhorrent and should be illegal. Maybe we won’t agree about whether consensual sex work should be legal. (I personally believe it should be.) But where do you stand on punishing cab drivers who knowingly drive around prostitutes?

On Friday morning, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg signed legislation that pins a $10,000 fine on a cab driver who is convicted the second time for knowingly transporting prostitutes to their work. Simply transporting a prostitute or a decoy prostitute would not be illegal, the mayor said, but knowingly driving around sex workers even after getting caught doing so once before would now constitute participating in a ‘sex trafficking operation.’ Keep reading »

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