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Robert Pattinson Moves Out Amidst Kristen Stewart Cheating Scandal

Liberty Ross Is Pissed
The wife of Rupert Sanders uses Instagram to snark Kristen Stewart. Read More »
Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
Rupert Apologizes
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart photo
"Snow White" director Rupert Sanders releases an apology. Read More »
Twihards React
robsten is unbroken
The Twihards have some very strong opinions about K-Stew cheating. Read More »
  • Robert Pattinson has reportedly moved out of the Los Feliz home he shared with girlfriend Kristen Stewart following the dropped-bomb that she cheated on him with her married “Snow White & The Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders. Wagging tongues also report the pair were seen fighting backstage at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, where he looked “miserable” and she “was pleading.” [StarpulseNew York Post]
  • And here’s more paparazzi pics of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders canoodling. Lord. Were they trying to get caught? [ONTD]
  • A lot of lamely-sourced rumors say that Jon Hamm and longtime girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt are either “on a break” or he’s screwing around behind her back. The evidence? He’s taken some photos with pretty women and bought drinks for random women at a bar in Brooklyn. Meh. I hope these rumors are not true. Hammfeldt are my relationship role models! [Celebitchy]
  • Hoax alert! That Entertainment Weekly cover claiming Matt Bomer has been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of “50 Shades Of Grey” is a big ol’ fake. [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

Australian Newspaper Asks If Swimmer Leisel Jones Is Too Fat

Meet Team USA Gymnasts!
These amazing women will represent the US in London! Read More »
Beach Volleyball Rules
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Olympic beach volleyball players can wear shorts or bikinis. Read More »
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  • Australian newspaper the Herald Sun posted a poll asking whether Olympic swimmer Leisel Jones was too fat alongside pictures of Jones in her swimsuit. A caption read, “The Olympic veteran’s figure is in stark contrast to that of 2008.” The poll has since been removed from the website and her teammates, as well as other Aussie swimmers, have come to her defense. It’s your fourth time at the Olympics, girl! Be like Beyoncé and don’t give a fuck what people are saying about you on the Internet! [NY Daily NewsYahoo]
  • Could this be?! Are House Republicans softening on birth control coverage in health care reform?! [Think Progress]
  • XX Factor blogger Amanda Marcotte on how the death of Tonya Reaves is not an argument for banning abortion. [Slate] Keep reading »

How To Laugh About Getting Flashed

Creep Shaming
Why whining about "creep shaming" is total BS. Read More »
Legs Filmed On Subway
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Some creep is filming videos of your legs on the subway for YouTube. Read More »
Street Harassment
How do you respond? Read More »
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It's A Love Match!

I will never for the life of me understand why men whip their dick out in front of strange women. Especially when it is flaccid. What woman in the world has ever said, “Oh my god, you know what I need right now?! Your penis! Your flaccid penis! Thank God you are here!” Comedian Sasheer Zamata did a skit for the web series Storytime about this very occurence. She’s just better able to laugh about it than most of us. [Clutch Magazine]

Grocery Store Launches “Man Aisle” In Dopey Publicity Stunt

Sexist Parking Spaces
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German mayor helpfully allocates parking spaces just for dudes. Read More »
Dr. Pepper's "Manly" Soda
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Dr. Pepper Ten says it's "not for women." Read More »
On "Man Caves"
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Why are we told men need "man caves" to be happy? Read More »

Great publicity stunt, Westside Market NYC! You’ve launched a thousand feminist blogs into a tizzy about the “man aisle” in your grovery store, which is stocked with everything a dudely dude would need on a grocery trip. All the food groups: booze, barbecue sauce, chips, and razors. The store’s CEO George Joskowitz told New York Post he was inspired to create a “man aisle” after reading an ESPN study that found 31 percent of men are grocery shopping for their families, up from 14 percent in the 1980s. (Thirty-one percent? That’s all? I dunno, those numbers sound really off.) And you know what families need: booze, barbecue sauce, chips, and razors. Joskowitz bragged that “you can pretty much stand here [and] not move two feet” to get all your shopping done. Unless you need things like milk, eggs and cereal. Or diapers. Or go on a tampon run for your hormonal girlfriend who is back at the house sobbing into her stuffed animals. Because let’s face it, guys. That’s the only reason you’d be a woman’s domain in the first place, amirite? [New York Post]

Sarah Palin’s Succinct Explanation For Why Her Family Does Reality Shows

Homphobic Fight
Bristol Palin's reality show premieres with a homophobic bar fight. Read More »
Bristol Vs. Gays
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
"Trial Marriage"
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Bristol Palin renames sinful activities, like living in sin with her boyfriend. Read More »

“I’m certainly not doing it for the money, no! … Our family’s mantra is to live life vibrantly.”

– This is Sarah Palin‘s response to questions about her family’s embrace of television, which, if you are keeping count, started with “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” moved on to “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” and will soon include Todd Palin in a new game show called “Stars Earn Stripes.” It’s all about living life vibrantly, everyone! [NYMag.com]

Twihards Overreact To Kristen Stewart Cheating Scandal

K-Stew Apology
Kristen Stewart apologized for cheating on Rob with her director. Read More »
Robert And Kristen
The director of "Twilight" says they had instant heat. Read More »
Director Apologizes
Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart photo
"Snow White" director Rupert Sanders apologizes for smooch. Read More »
  • These Twihards are not happy over the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. Oh man, these “Keep Calm Because Robsten Is Unbroken” meme is ridic. [BuzzFeedThe FW]
  • New couple alert? Katy Perry is supposedly hooking up with John Mayer. [PopCrush]
  • Another new couple alert: Demi Moore was spotted with younger actor Martin Henderson. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Game Of Thrones” actress Lena Headey has filed from divorce. [ONTD]
  • Fifty shades of play! A guide to the toys in 50 Shades Of Grey. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
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