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Stripping, Spanking, Girls Kissing: It’s A New Wii Game


Sex and video games are two of God’s greatest inventions, so it’s only natural they’d come together. As you can see in this NSFW commercial, WeDare is a silly-looking game in which friends/random geeks strip, spank and kiss at the direction of the Wii. You know, like Truth Or Dare but way more expensive. Parents, of course, are upset the game is branded ages 12+. But better kids are kissing and spanking than auditioning for “Teen Mom,” I always say.
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“Baby-Breeding” Ring Busted In Asia

Anywhere you can find women, you can find people trying to control women’s reproductive capabilities. I write a lot on The Frisky about attempts to deter women from having abortions. But in parts of Asia, there’s a problem that’s quite different: fertile women acting as surrogates who are kept in farm-like conditions for “baby breeding.” Recently, 14 Vietnamese women, including seven who were pregnant, were rescued from an “illegal and inhuman” baby breeding facility in Thailand. Keep reading »

Quickies: Catherine Zeta-Jones Punched By A Paparazzo & Chris Brown Whines About Abuse Photos

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones claimed she was “punched” by a paparazzo following her around in London. That prompted her hubby, Michael Douglas, who is still recovering from cancer, to aggressively lash out. Standing up for his lady’s honor — we like it! [X17 Online]
  • Christian Dior designer John Galliano was arrested last night at a Parisian café for assault and making anti-Semitic remarks and was promptly suspended from Dior. [Huffington Post]
  • Tara Reid insisted she was never a f**k-up like Lindsay Lohan: “”I’ve never gotten in trouble like that. I never got arrested. My biggest crime was dancing on a table.” So now you know. [Oh No They Didn't]

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Today’s Lady News: Botox For Your Vajayjay?

  • Botox may help women whose vaginismus (vaginal spasms) prevent them from enjoying sex. And your vajayjay will look so much younger! [New York Daily News]
  • Networks like NBC, CBS and ABC won’t air commercials for the “female sexual aid” Zestra because it — gasp! — promotes pleasure for the ladies. Lie back and think of England, girls. [USA Today]
  • Kansas’ House of Representatives has passed a bill that would require the parents of a minor to consent to an abortion. Currently, parents in Kansas are required to be notified if their minor has an abortion. [KansasCity.com]

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Activists Mailing Photos Of Used Tampons To Georgia Politician

Of all the anti-abortion legislative f***ery to happen recently, one of the saddest stories is out of Georgia. As I blogged in Today’s Lady News on Wednesday, GA State Representative Bobby Franklin has introduced a bill that would would classify abortion as “prenatal murder” in order to criminalize it, which would thus require miscarriages to be investigated by the state. They’re pre-born citizens, don’t you know? Obviously this is incredibly sensitive to grieving mothers and father who just lost a much-wanted pregnancy.

But for such a wonderful idea, it will be a difficult undertaking: what about all the potential babies — the unfertilized eggs — women lose each month with their citizenry depletion menstruation? Who will investigate those prenatal murders? Luckily some feminist activists have a great idea on how to help. Keep reading »

Tacos The Downfall Of “Fat” Miss San Antonio Beauty Queen

Beauty pageants are brutal, yo: Pageant officials have stripped Domonique Ramirez, 17, of her Miss San Antonio beauty queen title and handed off the tiara to another girl because, among other violations, Ramirez reportedly got too fat from eating tacos.

The Miss Bexar County Organization stripped Ramirez of her crown recently for contract violations like failing to show up for events, taking modeling gigs not sanctioned by the pageant, and not writing thank you notes. Oh, sweetie, your job isn’t that hard. She sued and the pageant filed a countersuit, itemizing the list of contract violations, which included her failure to maintain the same weight she was when she won the pageant. Domonique Ramirez clocks in at 5’8″ and 129 lbs, the porker! While testifying on the stand over the past week, Ramirez said she was told by pageant officials she had to lose 13 lbs. Keep reading »

Rape Victim Was “Inviting” Sexual Assault With Provocative Dress, Flirting

Watch out, because I am going to throw things. A judge in Manitoba has ruled that a 2006 rape victim who was wearing a tube top, high heels, makeup and no bra was sending “mixed signals” that “sex was in the air” to her rapist, Kenneth Rhodes, who was merely insensitive to the fact the sex near a “darkened highway” was not consensual. “This is a case of misunderstood signals and inconsiderate behavior,” said Queen’s Bench Justice Robert Dewar, who called Rhodes a “clumsy Don Juan.” Keep reading »

I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified … and then I realized I’m awesome and forgot about that loser. But if your breakup isn’t going as swiftly, get your hands on this “I Will Survive.” The Band-aid-like tin comes with a heart-shaped charm, a remedy booklet, and your very own recovery certificate. Most importantly, it also comes with affirmation cards for those dark moments when you can’t see out from the bottom of the pint of Chunky Monkey. Get this “I Will Survive” Breakup Kit and pair it with The Frisky’s very own 30-Day Breakup Guide, duh!

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Quickies: Kanye Tweets About “Gold Diggin’ Bitches” & A “Teen Mom”‘s Got Nude Pics

  • The always-eyeroll-worthy Kanye West tweeted a gripe about “gold diggin’ bitches getting pregnant on purpose.” Because you know we can control that. [The Young, Black and Fabulous, Necole Bitchie]
  • Ray J says he “created” ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian and she wouldn’t have been famous without their sex tape. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Watch J.Lo break down crying after eliminating sweetheart Chris Medina on “American Idol.” Don’t worry, Jen: Amelia is sobbing right with you. [Guanabee]
  • Our girl Annika Harris says don’t blame actresses for their heinous red carpet looks — blame the stylists who dress them! [Uptown Magazine]

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Shopping Guide: 12 Beige Pumps To Elongate Your Legs

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I have a problem: a problem buying shoes. I didn’t used to be this way. But then beige/”nude” pumps became popular and a 5’5″ pipsqueak like myself could not contain her excitement for footwear that elegantly elongates my legs. (No joke, this morning my father asked me if I’d had a growth spurt.)

Editor’s Note: Not to turn a silly, fun Shopping Guide into something more serious, but I just wanted to acknowledge why we’re using the word “beige” instead of the more popular “nude” to describe these heels. “Nude” is never nude on everyone. If you have darker skin — or if Jessica decides to get the Snooki spray tan — these beige heels will likely not have a radical leg-elongating effect, though they may still look absolutely fabulous. Onward!

Much to the chagrin of my debit card, I have three pairs of beige shoes in steady rotation. But if you nab one of the budget-friendly pairs I’ve included in this roundup, your bank balance won’t be hurting like mine.

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