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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat

Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »
A Cat Fashion Show
Clothing for kitties: It's the cat's meow. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend
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Dear Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat,

Not all of us can hit a high note. Hell, not all of us can hit any notes. But that hasn’t stopped you from expressing your love in the best way you know how: by serenading your cat with Seal’s masterpiece, “Kiss From A Rose.” Some people might watch you and think, Wow, this man is really into his cat. I watch you and think, Here’s a man who really knows how to spoon. Okay, maybe you were trying to cuddle kind of aggressively and a musical serenade is somewhat less romantic when it’s happening under physical duress. Cats are finicky, though. Yours clearly didn’t appreciate the sweetness of your gesture.

I would appreciate it, Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” to his cat. Call me! [The FW]

Taylor Swift Might Be Hooking Up With Patrick Schwarzenegger

Family Drama
The Schwarzenegger kids react to their father admitting he has a love child. Read More »
Hot Celeb Spawn
Children (and grandchildren!) of celebs who are hot pieces of ass. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Naked pics of Tallulah Willis might be hitting the Internet soon. Read More »
  • New couple alert: Taylor Swift and Patrick Schwarzenegger, the 18-year-old son of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, were spotted canoodling over July 4th. This seems like a more age-appropriate matchup than when Tay-Tay was dating Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. [PopCrush]
  • Selena Gomez is joining the ranks of celebs launching a nail polish collection with Nicole by OPI. [New York Girl Style]
  • Rihanna is suing her former accountants for losing millions of her hard-earned dollars. That sucks, RiRi. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • These identical twins can play the “Game Of Thrones” theme song on their harp. Nerd out, y’all. [The FW]
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Muslim Women Now Allowed To Wear Headscarves In Professional Soccer

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  • FIFA, the organization that governs professional soccer, has reversed its ban on Muslim athletes wearing the hijab after FIFA’s medical committee approved two types of headscarves which won’t pose any danger on the field. [ESPN]
  • A newsletter put out by Boston cops is filled with sexist, racist and all around icky jokes. [Bitch Magazine]
  • The CIA is cracking down on sexual harassment within its ranks. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Meet the female Marine Corps officer who believes women should not be allowed in combat roles. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

The Soapbox: Misunderstanding “50 Shades” & Kink Is Hurting Those Of Us Who Practice

50 Shades Of Grey
This erotica book is sweeping the nation. Read More »
Dominant Sex
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I haven’t exactly kept it a secret around here the way that I’m sexually wired. For the most part, though, the only person whose opinion matters on the subject is my sexual partner. (And any roommates who have to listen to occasional smacking.) Yet, every so often, BDSM — that’s bondage, dominance, sadomasochism — pops up in mainstream popular culture and us kinksters and spankos get to hear the mainstream’s opinion on our lives.

“Secretary,” starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader, a flick about a secretary who enters into a dominance/submission relationship with her boss, came out while I was in college. Although the flick was understandably controversial, it explained to a lot of people, “Hey, we’re just regular folks like you. Except, you know, not so regular!”

More recently, it’s the BDSM erotic novel 50 Shades Of Grey that has people talking. It seems everyone has an opinion on the subject — including those who are completely misguided about who kinksters are and what we do. Take, for instance, feminist blogger Morgane Richardson and a piece she wrote calling 50 Shades “a glimpse into domestic violence.”

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How Your Friends Might Be Sabotaging Your Facebook Profile

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These Facebook infractions will get you unfriended. Read More »
Brits Drunk On FB
Brits are mostly drunk in their Facebook photo, a study has found. Read More »
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We all have dodgy photos of our friends on our phones in embarrassing or damn near blackmail-worthy positions. But a survey of 1,500 people has shown that one-fourth of women say they’ve posted unflattering pic of their friends on Facebook on purpose. Yup, on purpose. The most common reason a “friend” posted a picture of her gal pal doing bong hits in the church parking lot is exactly what you think it would be: sweet, sweet revenge. So party carefully when there’s cameras around, especially if you’ve recently committed an act of treachery. Sigh. The older I get, the more aware I am the word “friend” is greatly overused.  [The Daily]

Alleged Nude Pics Of Tallulah Willis Smoking Pot Being Shopped Around

Demi Hospitalized
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital for drug use. Read More »
Demi's 911 Call
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What was Demi Moore smoking when she started "convulsing"? Read More »
Demi Divorcing
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Demi Moore confimred she is splitting from Ashton Kutcher after 6 years. Read More »
  • Nude photos of Tallulah Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, are allegedly being shopped around to gossip blogs. According to Huffington Post, there are four photos of a naked Tallulah smoking what appears to be a joint. This family can’t catch a break lately, can they? [Huffington Post]
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first child with Hugh Dancy. Congratulations! [People]
  • Matthew McConaughey and his new wifey Camila Alves are expecting their third child together. Mazel tov! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »
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