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Demi Moore Reportedly Estranged From Her Daughters

Lu's Naked Pics?
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Nude pics of Tallulah Willis smoking pot are being shopped around. Read More »
Demi's 911 Call
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Hospitalized
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital on Monday night. Read More »
Demi Divorcing
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Demi Moore confimred she is splitting from Ashton Kutcher after 6 years. Read More »
  • Demi Moore’s daughters Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 18, have reported “dumped” their mother over all the drama she’s had recently with her drug problems and insistence that the girls’ kick her ex-husband Ashton Kutcher out of their lives. This family is a mess lately, y’all. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Listen to Justin Bieber’s 911 call after he was chased by five paparazzi on a Los Angeles freeway this Friday. The Biebs was pulled over by cops and cited for doing 80mph. [PopCrush]
  • Tina Fey made her … rap debut? [PopBytes]
  • Mike Tyson explained what ear tastes like on “Watch What Happens Live.” Ew upon ew upon ew. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Taliban Publicly Executes Woman For Adultery

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  • Disturbing news out of Afghanistan: the Taliban publicly executed a woman in Kabul this weekend for allegedly committing adultery. The woman was taken in front of a crowd and shot. [The Daily Beast]
  • The recession has hit middle-aged women the worst, new research has found. [Guardian UK]
  • Illinois Democrat Tammy Duckworth spoke to Salon.com about her challenger trashing her military service. Duckworth is a retired lieutenant colonel in the IL National Guard and lost both her legs serving in Iraq. [Salon.com]
  • You are going to need to sit down for this one: Mr. Global Gag Rule himself … yes, President George W. Bush … has been doing advocacy work on behalf of women’s health abroad. Who’d've thunk? [AlterNet] Keep reading »

Tap Your Toes To “50 Shades Of Grey,” The Musical

Misunderstanding Kink
Some folks don't understand kink is not sexual abuse. Read More »
"50 Shades" Classes
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Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »
Casting "Fifty Shades"
Who we think should play Christian, Ana, and everyone else. Read More »
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"50 Shades Of Grey," The Musical!

Thank God this “50 Shades Of Grey” musical is just a parody. I don’t think Broadway is ready for the Red Room Of Pain just yet. But in the mean time, at least the NYU’s musical theater program is getting some work. [Flavorwire]

The Humpy Awards Are The Dog Humping Competition Which Foretells The End Of The World (NSFW)

Bulldogs Play Tether Ball
Watch these buddies go crazy for the ball. Read More »
Puppy Cheats Death!
Harper the pitbull puppy survives and thrives! Read More »
Dealbreaker: Dog
He brought a dog on the date. Read More »
RIP Society
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Who Will Emerge Victorious At The Humpy Awards?

Okay, Internet. Everyone else can stop now. It’s time to go home.  I have found the number one most f**ked up and depraved thing on the web: a clip from the first-ever Humpy Awards, a competition in Georgia where dogs and their owners compete in humping. Yes, you read that least sentence correctly. Keep reading »

7 Rules All Sex Dreams Should Have To Follow

Sweaty Sex?
Hot or gross? Read More »
Sex Interruptions
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Six times we were awkwardly interrupted during sex. Read More »
12 Sexy Accents
What are the 12 sexiest accents in the world? Read More »
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This morning’s alarm clock rudely awoke me from a dream … but not just any dream. A sex dream. And not just any sex dream: it was a sex dream about Anthony Bourdain. You know, the food writer and host of “No Reservations”?

It is news to me that I am sexually attracted to Anthony Bourdain, who I always thought was kind of pompous and obnoxious. (I also had bad service at one of his restaurants on my 25th birthday, so there’s that.) But what was even more bizarre was that whatever we were doing to each other involved makeup brushes.

I woke up confused and just a tad disturbed. So it is time to show these sex dreams who’s boss! Listen up, subconscious: here are seven rules all sex dreams should have to follow. Keep reading »

Lily Allen Is Pregnant; Kourtney Kardashian, Sienna Miller Give Birth

Lily Gives Birth
Lily Allen has given birth to a baby girl named Ethel! Read More »
Celeb Miscarriages
Lily Allen and other celebs open up about their miscarriages. Read More »
Lily Talks Adderall
Lily Allen thinks American celebs abuse Adderall. Read More »
  • Lily Allen is pregnant with her second child with husband Sam Cooper! The couple’s firstborn, Ethel Mary Cooper, is almost eight months old. Mazel tov!  [PopCrush]
  • Kourtney Kardashian gave birth over the weekend to a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick. Sienna Miller also gave birth to her little one. Congratulations, mamas! [Betty Confidential, Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Bridesmaids” and “The Office” star Ellie Kemper married this weekend in New York, with pals Kristen Wiig and Mindy Kaling in attendance. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Usher’s ex-stepson Kyle Glover, 11, is brain dead after a jet ski accident in Lake Lanier, Georgia. Kyle is the son of Tameka Foster, Usher’s ex-wife. [PopCrush]
  • Sex tips from girls who get paid for it: prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch tell all. [iVillage] Keep reading »
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