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Courtney Stodden’s Sham Marriage Might Be Sham Disintegrating

Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Court's Reality Show
God bless! Courtney Stodden is filming a reality show about her life. Read More »
Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
Grammar With Court
See what Courtney Stodden's tweets can teach you about grammar! Read More »
  • Courtney Stodden, 17, and her 52-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson have been cast on VH1′s “Couples Rehab,” which means their sham marriage may be on the rocks. You guys! This would the biggest breakup since Robsten! Bigger even! [Rolls eyes.] [TMZ]
  • “Ghostbusters 3″ news: Dan Ackroyd says production will begin next year, but Bill Murray will not be involved in the film. Lame. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Katie Couric is dating a new dude: financier John Molner. What is it with these famous women dating men whose job title is “financier”? Where can an average girl like me find one of those? [People]
  • Heidi Montag “wouldn’t really recommend” that you have 10 plastic surgeries all at once like she did. So now you know not to do that. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Does Your Cat Need Spanx?

Cats & Lasers
cats and laser pointers
It's the cat video to end all cat videos. Read More »
This Cat Is Mayor
A cat named Stubbs is the honorary mayor of an Alaskan town. Read More »
No Cats Guys For Me
Ami won't date a man who has pet cats. Read More »
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Too Much Fancy Feast?

Nevermind easing off the Fancy Feast. Just get your kitty a pair of cat Spanx! That shouldn’t be hard to put on her at all. Cats just love wearing clothes. [BuzzFeed]

Channing Tatum Is Opening “Magic Mike”-Themed Bar In New Orleans

"Magic Mike" Sequel
This is all the proof we need that God actually exists. Read More »
"Magic Mike" GIFs
The sexiest (NSFW) GIFs from the "Citizen Kane" of stripper movies. Read More »
  • Be still, my heart! Channing Tatum purchased a “brothel-style pub” in New Orleans called Saints and Sinners, which he is doin’ up “Magic Mike”-style with an all-male revue. Frisky field trip, anyone? Amelia is already booking her flight. [In Touch]
  • Robert Pattinson is not, in fact, hiding out at Reese Witherspoon’s house. I would like to think he’s been laying in bed next to Kristen Stewart this entire time, reading Perez Hilton headlines and cracking up. [Celebrity Gossip]
  • Looove this: 15 ways to flip the bird! [Modern Man]
  • H&M’s home decor line is coming to the U.S. in early 2013! [Racked] Keep reading »

Court Block’s Arizona’s Ban On Abortions After 20 Weeks

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  • Yesterday, a federal appeals court blocked Arizona from enforcing its ban on abortions after 20 weeks except in order to save the life of the mother or to avert “major bodily harm.” [Reuters, Politico]
  • EW. Director Alfred Hitchcock ruined “The Birds” star Tippi Hedren’s career because she wouldn’t have a sexual relationship with him. I had no idea about any of this, but it’s being turned into an HBO film called “The Girl.” [Think Progress]
  • Why female athletes usually get shafted in the post-Olympics hunt for endorsers. [Business Insider]
  • What you need to know about birth control, health care reform, and why the brand of contraception that you use is important. [XX Factor]
  • On sexual harassment in gaming culture. [New York Times] Keep reading »

Pervy Pastor Photographed Himself With A Teen Girl, Had Sex With Her

Yay, Church Ladies!
Minnesota church ladies fight for marriage equality. Read More »
Teen Exorcists
Teen exorcists give the devil a helluva time in Arizona. Read More »
Duggar Marriage Tips
Michelle Duggar marriage tips
Michelle Duggar's tips for a happy marriage are out of the 1950s. Read More »
Masturbation Makes You Gay?
Do Not Disturb sign
That's what a pastor who doesn't know what he's talking about. Read More »
church spire photo

What would Jesus do? Not photograph himself making out with a teenage girl almost 40 years younger than him, that’s for sure.

Megachurch pastor Jack Schaap from First Baptist Church in Hammond, Indiana, took cell phone photos of himself making out with a 17-year-old girl who is a member of his congregation. Last night, churchgoers learned that Schaap had had sex with the girl when she was 16.   Keep reading »

Unbaby.me: The Facebook Baby Photo Exterminator

3D Ultrasound
3D fetus ultrasound
3D ultrasound of your fetus in uteru is a thing you can buy. Read More »
Nerd Girl Porn
Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies
Super hot dads holding super adorable babies. Read More »

The worst is yet to come, but it has already begun: high school and college friends whose Facebook pages are 24/7 baby pics. Babies crying. Babies smiling. Babies staring blankly at the camera. Babies in silly hats. Babies in silly outfits. Babies and mommies and daddies and dogs and cats. Babies babies BABIES. My ovaries cannot deal! Enter Unbaby.me, a free Chrome extension that recognizes babies on Facebook and replaces their images with pictures of other awesome things, like sea otters and bacon. However, now instead of babies, I am craving pieces of crispy bacon. I can’t win. [Unbaby.me]

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