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Marilyn Monroe’s Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Might Be Moved

Morning Quickies
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Courtney Stodden's underage marriage is on the rocks. Read More »
  • A man who runs “celeb death location” tours around Hollywood has started a Change.org petition to get Marilyn Monroe’s Walk Of Fame star removed from its current location in front of a McDonald’s to someplace more prominent and less ketchup-y. [ONTD]
  • Jennifer Lopez is starting to get “short-tempered” with her much-younger manpiece Caspar Smart. Maybe she finally realized it was not a good idea to buy him a car. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • If you’re not overloaded with Olympic swimmer chests already, here is Hugh Jackman shirtless on the set of “The Wolverine.” He’s significantly hairier though. [Betty Confidential]
  • One-year-old Harper Beckham has a piece of artwork by Damien Hirst hanging in her nursery, personally commissioned by her father. So not only does this damn baby have better outfits than you, she has better art, too. [Does she play with Jeff Koons' stuffed animals too? -- Editor] [Fashionista]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton showed more physical affection at the Olympics last night than they have, like, ever. [Gawker] Keep reading »

NYPD Officer Accused Of Rape

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  • New York City police officer Arthur Roldan has been accused of raping his 23-year-old ex-girlfriend.  On Tuesday night, Roldan allegedly held the woman — who is pregnant— at gunpoint and knife point and then raped her inside a car in a parking lot. He also allegedly punched her in the face when she initially refused sex. Roldan was charged with two counts of first-degree rape, two counts of second-degree menacing and one count of third-degree assault and released on $20,000 bail. [Gothamist]
  • Film student Sophie Peeters has made a short called “Femme de la Rue” about all the street harassment she faces walking around Brussels. Damn, and I thought NYC was bad. [Guardian UK]
  • A lesbian Chick-fil-A employee speaks out! (Anonymously, duh. Girl ain’t dumb.) [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

Jonas Reality Show
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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
Not A Virgin Anymore
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
Cheesy Wedding
We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
Married To Jonas
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Why Do These People Have A Reality Show?
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]

I Die For Kiernan Shipka’s Closet

Kiernan Rocks
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Kiernan isn't just a good actress. She makes her own clothes! Read More »
Dr. Sally Draper
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Kiernan Shipka of "Mad Men" analyzes other child stars. Read More »
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All of The Frisky's posts about our fave show, "Mad Men." Read More »
Kiernan Shipka
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad Closet

Oh, let me count all the ways I hate Kiernan Shipka. (And by hate I mean love.) She has a sense of humor. She’s got badass Chanel shoes. She wears capes. Her hair braid is freaking adorable. She makes her own clothes. She loves Helena Bonham Carter’s style. And she got to keep the wardrobe department’s backup pair of white go-go boots from that episode where Sally Draper bought some very ’60s shoes, because, duh, every 12-year-old needs a pair of white go-go boots. Oh God and she’s on Twitter at @KiernanShipka. BRB, begging her to be my little sister. [YouTube]

Everything You Could Possibly Want To Know About Julie Delpy’s Vaginal Rejuvenation

Lazy Vagina?
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Tell Us More About Your Vagina, Julie!

Say what you will about those socialist Frogs and their death panels for Grandma, but France’s socialized medicine has done right by Julie Delpy’s vagina. While promoting her new movie “Two Days In New York” last night, Delpy told Craig Ferguson everything he could have possibly wanted to know about the state of her hotpocket post-baby. French moms are taught exercises for the muscles of the vagina — I’m assuming Kegels, right? — to help tighten her ladybusiness after giving birth. It “rejuvenates” her vagina so she and her partner will be back to enjoying sex the way it felt before childbirth. Sure beats throwing in the towel and pulling on a pair of mom jeans.

Mitt Romney Clinches The All-Important Jenna Jameson Endorsement

Why Jenna Quit Porn
Jenna Jameson explains why she ditched the profession. Read More »
Back On The Pole
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Whoopsies, Jenna Jameson is back on the pole again. Read More »
2012 Election
All of The Frisky's posts about the 2012 election. Read More »

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

– Not everyone in Hollywood is in the tank for Obama! Jenna Jameson knows who she is voting for and it is the clean-cut Republican who I am fairly certain has had one sex partner in his life. Politics makes for strange bedfellows, as they say. [NYmag.com]

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