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Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Baked

Some things are just not necessary. An almost-lifesize cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces, made from 20 lbs. of marzipan and 10 lbs. of icing, for example. Important question, though: whose face do you cut up first? [The Gloss via The Windsor Knot] Keep reading »

Make Up For Ever’s Models Aren’t Airbrushed

Photoshop is out of control, people. These days, y’all should just assume any model’s thighs are twice as thick as they appear. That’s why I’m loving these completely unretouched ads from the beauty line Make Up For Ever. In fact, these pics have even been certified by a notary! Each of the models is naturally gorgeous and had her makeup professionally applied, of course. But I still love any and all proof that women can look this ah-maz-ing without airbrushing.

Check out another one of Make Up For Ever’s airbrushing-free images, after the jump: Keep reading »

Does Your Ex “Owe” You Something After A Nasty Breakup?

I usually don’t find myself cheering for lawsuits, but this one is an exception: a jilted bride from Chicago is suing her ex-fiancé for the costs of the wedding after he cheated on her at his Las Vegas during his bachelor party and then called the wedding off when he got caught.

Pardon my ’90s expression, but “You go, girl!” Keep reading »

The Average Woman Owns 17 Pairs Of Heels: True Or False?

Imelda Marcos would be so disappointed: the average American woman owns 17 pairs of high heels, according to survey of 1,000 women about shoes in ShopSmart magazine. Women bought an average of three pairs each year and while the likes of Imelda and Carrie Bradshaw spend $600 or more on designer heels, the average woman spends $49 on new kicks. Only 31 percent said they spent over $100 on a single pairs of shoes. Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: Rionator

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet Rionator, one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »

Florida Mayoral Candidate Rose Ferlita Unelectable Because She’s “Unmarried”

Sexism Vs. Michele Bachmann
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Michele Bachmann will totally have to deal with sexist BS on the campaign trail. Read More »
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Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »

WTF, Florida?!?! Residents of Tampa received a mailer about mayoral candidate Rose Ferlita warning them that this deranged harpy is “Unmarried. Unsure. Unelectable.” What kind of freak wouldn’t be married? Someone who is unfit for public office, that’s who! Rose Ferlita “put her political ambitions first and foremost,” the mailer reads, “while her opponent is a dedicated family man with two children. Ferlita is an unmarried woman with a suspect commitment to family values.” Translation: she’s not married because she’s a BIG OLD LESBO. Actually, I don’t know if that’s the rumor about Rose Ferlita and I don’t care. Exorciating an ambitious female candidate because she’s single and childless — qualities few would bat an eyelash about if they were applied to men — is one of the most sexist political attacks I’ve ever seen. [Bust Magazine] Keep reading »

Quickies: Amber Rose Talks Kanye Breakup

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  • Amber Rose opened up to VIBE about her “committed relationship” and eventual breakup with Kanye West, adding that she doesn’t think they’ll get back together. Yeah, if someone wrote the song “Blame Game” about me, I wouldn’t get back together with them, either. Also, Amber Rose said she has been stripping since she was 15 years old! Damn. [Necole Bitchie]
  • Chloe Sevigny has been cast as the 19th century murderess Lizzie Borden (you know, “Lizzie Borden had an axe/gave her mother 40 whacks”) in an HBO miniseries. [A.V. Club]
  • Surprise, surprise: Lindsay Lohan refused to visit her douchebag father, Michael Lohan, on family day for “Celebrity Rehab.” [RadarOnline]
  • Love! Aaron Staton, who plays Ken Cosgrove on “Mad Men,” opened up to AMC’s web site about what’s in store next season (not that he’s contractually allowed to reveal anything, really). [AMCtv.com]

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Today’s Lady News: Italian Prime Minister Slept With Teen Prostitute 13 Times, Prosecutors Say

  • Italy’s prime minister Silvio Berlusconi allegedly had sex with a teen prostitute 13 different times, according to prosecutors in a document obtained by the Associated Press. Three of the PM’s aides may also be indicted for allegedly finding “available” young women and promising them compensation for sex with the big cheese. Berlusconi will go to trial on April 6 for allegedly hiring underage sex workers and trying to cover it up. Oh dear me. [NPR]
  • The parental preference for sons in some Asian countries is creating a gender imbalance which, in the long term, could mean 10 to 20 percent more men than women in some places. [CNN]
  • Let’s recap four enduring but obnoxious stereotypes about Latina women in the media: they’re slutty, fiery, submissive and voluptuous! [Guanabee]

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Pregnant Woman Jailed In Iowa For Thinking About An Abortion

Women Misled About Abortion
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San Fransisco smacked CPCs for misleading women about abortion. Read More »
WTF Abortion Billboard
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This crazy guy humiliated his ex-girlfriend with a billboard because she had an abortion. Read More »

Holy thought police, bat girl! Police in Iowa arrested a pregnant woman in her second trimester last month for telling a nurse she’d been thinking about having an abortion. While in the hospital after falling down a flight of stairs, Christine Taylor, 22, told a nurse about her employment and marital woes; Christine also said she’d considered both abortion and adoption before deciding to carry her pregnancy to full-term. The nurse then got suspicious that Christine had been trying to self-abort by throwing herself down the stairs — Christine was arrested under Iowa’s feticide laws, and the poor woman spent two days in jail. Keep reading »

Diane Von Furstenberg Hates “The Real Housewives”

“You know what I don’t like right now about women in America? I don’t like when they are objectified in ‘The Housewives of Miami‘ and ‘The Housewives of’ … you know? What I resent is when women are objectified. … I just want every woman to know that they can realize their potential — but their potential is not necessarily fake tits.”

Diane von Furstenberg wants you to reach for the stars, ladies. You too can marry a Belgian prince and design a crazy popular wrap dress and then marry a possibly-gay billionaire. Think big! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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