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NYC Officials Shut Down Free Vibrator Carts

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Tragedy struck Manhattan yesterday when city officials shut down a vibrator giveaway sponsored by Trojan. The condom company planned to give out 10,000 of their new vibes from pushcarts at three tourist-heavy locations: Rockefeller Center, South Street Seaport, and the Flatiron District, which is near The Frisky’s offices. New Yorkers congregated f0r free $40 Trojan Tri-Phoria vibes (two thumbs up, says I!) or a free $30 Trojan Pulse.  Yet less than an hour into the event, an unnamed city official pooh-poohed the crowds and told Trojan’s Pleasure Carts to pack up and go home.

Horny area woman Linda Postell was irate about the shutdown, huffing to The New York Post, “I’m 57-years-old. I should be able to get a vibrator! I have a problem with the smoking ban and the soda ban — and now this!” Keep reading »

Kelly Ripa Just Loves Her Botox

Joan Swears Off Botox
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Could it be?! Will Joan Rivers finally give up injectables?! Read More »
Botox In My 20s
STYLE
Why this author got Botox before her 30th birthday. Read More »
Botox For Kids?
This mother gave her eight-year-old botox. Read More »
  • Kelly Ripa uses Botox “as much as possible” and knows it’s time for another face-freezing injectibles when her kids can see her frowning.  [New York Daily News]
  • Kristen Stewart has dropped out of her latest film “Cali,” apparently to hide out over the cheating scandal. [Socialite Life]
  • Lady Gaga says she can dance topless at the bar if she wants because she has “real friends” who won’t sell her out to tabloids. [The Sun UK]
  • In honor of International Cat Day, here are the best-ever fashion editorials starring felines. [Fashionista]
  • Get your gratuitous man-candy of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in GQ right here. [The Gloss]
  • In defense of tough love. [Babble] Keep reading »

Photographer Secretly Snaps Marriage Proposal In Park

If you want advice on how to propose, gentlemen, this is how to do it: a lovely walk at twilight (nature’s perfect lighting!), solemnly down on one knee, in private. The fact that a photographer just happened to secretly spot the proposal in an Austin, Texas, park just makes it all the more beautiful. What a lucky couple that one of the most romantic moments of their lives was captured like this. [Laughing Squid]

Sweet Or Creepy? Put Your Daughter’s Face On A Disney Princess Doll

Yet Another Princess
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Oh, yes, there's another one. Read More »
I Want To Be A Princess
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This woman auditioned to be a princess at Disneyland. Read More »
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High School Moms
God help us, pregnant teens get another TV show. Read More »
  • Mommy gets a 3D sonogram — and a couple years later, your precious bundle of joy can place with a Disney princess doll with her own face on it. For $99, Disney will graft the likeness of your child’s face on a seven-inch Disney Princess doll. Parents who want to make the sweet/creepy gesture can choose from Belle, Cinderella, Tionna, Snow White, and several others. Interestingly, the age restriction for D-Tech Me dolls is from 3 to 12, but there doesn’t seem to be a restriction for girls-only. [Mommyish]
  • Kristen Cavallari from “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach” has gaven birth to a little boy named Camden Jack Cutler with her Chicago Bears QB fiance Jay Cutler. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo photos! Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo photos! You’re welcome. [Socialite Life]
  • Kristen Stewart has pulled out of the premiere for “On The Road” so she doesn’t have to answer questions every six seconds about cheating as she walks the red carpet. [Perez Hilton]

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Elizabeth Banks Stands Up For Planned Parenthood

Get Rid Of PP
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Mitt Romney promises to get rid of Planned Parenthood funding. Read More »
Elizabeth On The Pill
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Elizabeth Banks thanks birth control pills for her son. Read More »
Obama On Abortion
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Elizabeth Banks On Planned Parenthood
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  • Actress Elizabeth Banks continues to be a magical unicorn from my dreams with this just-released video in support of Barack Obama’s 2012 campaign. Banks talks about why she supports Planned Parenthood — when she was a broke college graduate they helped regulate her heavy flow! — and Obama’s overall support for women’s health care. (No one tell her “30 Rock” character Avery Jessup that she did this, okay?) [YouTube]
  • Two different people have told me they just couldn’t read this Esquire article about women “whining” because it is just too obnoxious. You’ve been warned. [Esquire]
  • An Orthodox Jewish member of the Boro Park neighborhood in Brooklyn does not want security video cameras posted for a bone-chilling reason: he is concerned that any domestic violence captured on camera will be dealt with “outside the community.”  [Forward]
  • What to do when your friend group has a case of the Creepy Dude. [Captain Awkward] Keep reading »

“Breaking Dawn” Director Obliquely Addresses Cheating Scandal

Kristin Has A Sadz
Kristen Stewart has reported stopped showering. Read More »
Rob Moves Out
Robert Pattinson photo
Robert Pattinson moves out amidst Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. Read More »
Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »

“The fact is, these are actors playing parts, and maybe it’s not such a bad thing that people be reminded of that. Both of these actors gave heart and soul to the ‘Twilight’ movies, not only during shooting, but also by navigating so graciously the whole life-in-a-fishbowl aspect of the phenomenon. Above all they have always shown great respect for the fans who made these movies such a success. Now it’s time that some of that respect be returned to them.”

I know everyone is all ARGH SO OVER the Robsten breakup, but I couldn’t help but have my attention held just a millisecond longer by this quote from “Breaking Dawn” director Bill Condon. It sounds like the director is saying they are a real couple and fans/the media need to lay off them during this difficult time. Though I’m not really sure the way to get respect for your private life is to issue a public statement about cheating. [Crushable via Entertainment Weekly] [Photo: Getty]

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