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Natalie Portman Marries Benjamin Milliepied

Secret Wedding?
Did Natalie Portman get married on the sly? Read More »
Meet Baby Aleph
Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies
Natalie Portman made a stupid-cute ginger baby. Read More »
Benjamin Millepied
Everything you need to know about Natalie Portman's ballerina beau. Read More »
  • Natalie Portman wed her French ballerina fiancé Benjamin Millepied this weekend! The couple, who met on the set of “Black Swan,” exchanged vows in a traditional Jewish ceremony on Saturday night in Big Sur, California. Together they have a 14-month-old son, Aleph. Celebrity friends including Macauley Culkin and Ivanka Trump attended the wedding and Grazia reports Nat wore a “gorgeously feminine,” ’50s style full-skirted white gown and a floral headband. [People, Radar Online, Grazia UK]
  • Amanda Bynes has been accused of yet another hit-and-run accident. What’s going on with this girl?! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Justin Bieber is turning into such a little punk-ass: now he’s talking smack about Prince William going bald. [PopCrush]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will be tying the knot in Big Sky, Montana, at a private ski and golf resort called the Yellowstone Club, where JT owns a home. [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »

Kreayshawn On Why She Refuses To Label Her Sexuality

Frank Ocean Comes Out
The Oddfuture member comes out as gay. Read More »
On Coming Out
Hiding it was like a "boulder" on his chest, Frank Ocean says. Read More »

“Personally, for me, I like people I have a connection with. I’m not the type of girl who will date someone that I don’t really like just so I’m not lonely. So the people I always end up being with are people I have a big-ass connection with, and that could be with a boy, that could be with a girl. It could be with someone who’s 40-years-old, it could be with someone who’s 18, you know what I’m saying? I don’t want to put those boundaries on myself because that’ll limit the kind of people that I attract. I don’t go searching for girls and guys, I just take whatever comes my way and that’s just genuine.”

– Rapper Kreayshawn spoke with Salon.com about Frank Ocean’s coming-out and her own sexuality, namely how she herself doesn’t label it. This bit reminded me of an article I read yesterday in New York magazine. They interviewed a bunch of bisexuals — rather, more accurately, people who have been attracted to both men and women throughout their lives — and I was surprised at how many of them used the label “gay” or “straight” or no label at all instead of saying “bi.” For myself I prefer to just say “straight-ish” … or “slut.” [Salon.com]

Saturday Playlist: Schmoopy Summer Love Mix

Playlist: Girls Of Summer
An all-girl summer jam mix by Julie. Read More »
PLAYLIST: Manchester Tunez
Ami's "Soundz of Manchester" will get your Saturday going. Read More »
Playlist: Beach, Bitch!
Amelia's playlist will help your suntan stay longer. True fact. Read More »

Schmoopy-ville: Population 1. That’s me! This summer I’m head over heels for a new fella and as a result most of the songs I listen to on Spotify are pretty happy of late. A bunch of these are ones my dude sent me. A couple are silly pop songs that make me think of him. The OK Go song is because went to an OK Go concert together. The Madonna one is, um, self-explanatory. And Norah Jones’ “Happy Pills” isn’t a love song, exactly, but the lyrics always remind me of what love feels like. Schmoop out everyone! Keep reading »

Marilyn Monroe’s Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Might Be Moved

Morning Quickies
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Courtney Stodden's underage marriage is on the rocks. Read More »
  • A man who runs “celeb death location” tours around Hollywood has started a Change.org petition to get Marilyn Monroe’s Walk Of Fame star removed from its current location in front of a McDonald’s to someplace more prominent and less ketchup-y. [ONTD]
  • Jennifer Lopez is starting to get “short-tempered” with her much-younger manpiece Caspar Smart. Maybe she finally realized it was not a good idea to buy him a car. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • If you’re not overloaded with Olympic swimmer chests already, here is Hugh Jackman shirtless on the set of “The Wolverine.” He’s significantly hairier though. [Betty Confidential]
  • One-year-old Harper Beckham has a piece of artwork by Damien Hirst hanging in her nursery, personally commissioned by her father. So not only does this damn baby have better outfits than you, she has better art, too. [Does she play with Jeff Koons' stuffed animals too? -- Editor] [Fashionista]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton showed more physical affection at the Olympics last night than they have, like, ever. [Gawker] Keep reading »

NYPD Officer Accused Of Rape

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  • New York City police officer Arthur Roldan has been accused of raping his 23-year-old ex-girlfriend.  On Tuesday night, Roldan allegedly held the woman — who is pregnant— at gunpoint and knife point and then raped her inside a car in a parking lot. He also allegedly punched her in the face when she initially refused sex. Roldan was charged with two counts of first-degree rape, two counts of second-degree menacing and one count of third-degree assault and released on $20,000 bail. [Gothamist]
  • Film student Sophie Peeters has made a short called “Femme de la Rue” about all the street harassment she faces walking around Brussels. Damn, and I thought NYC was bad. [Guardian UK]
  • A lesbian Chick-fil-A employee speaks out! (Anonymously, duh. Girl ain’t dumb.) [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

Jonas Reality Show
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Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle will star in their own reality show. Read More »
Not A Virgin Anymore
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Kevin Jonas has finally taken that purity ring off. Read More »
Cheesy Wedding
We're sorry, but Kevin Jonas' wedding sounds royally cheesy. Read More »
Married To Jonas
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Why Do These People Have A Reality Show?
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]
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