Jessica Wakeman

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Entertainment

I have never been to Portland, Oregon, but I can imagine how annoying some people who live there might be. Possibly even more annoying than the ones who live in Brooklyn. So I thank the heavens for “Saturday Night Live”‘s Fred Armisen and ex-Sleater-Kinney guitarist Carrie Brownstein, who will enlighten us all when… READ MORE »


News

Facepalm. What kind of bull hooey is this? LEGO has these thingies called “minifigures,” which are little LEGO people dressed up in different outfits. There’s a spaceman. A cowboy. A magician. A deep sea diver. A zombie with a shovel and a chicken drumstick. And even a kick-ass robot! But all of those minifigures —… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Perez Hilton is on the shortlist of awful human beings that I don’t want exposed to my future children. So why, oh why would the kids’ channel Nickelodeon invite the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media to guest star on one of its shows? Perez announced that on Friday, August 27th, at 8 p.m., he’ll have… READ MORE »


Celebs

Can you believe it? The “Jersey Shore” boys are not the celebs responsible for spreading the most viruses. That distinction actually goes to Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Jessica Biel.

We are talking about computer viruses, of course. … READ MORE »


News

We’ve heard of pretty painful things happening down there. Childbirth, for one. But nothing compares to an 11-year-old girl in India who was born without a vagina. Doctors did not notice her missing hoo-ha until she began having severe abdominal pain and a sonogram revealed that the girl didn’t have a lower vagina or vulva. READ MORE »


Guys

So what do we think of this Daddy’s Little Project Diaper Bag? It is designed to look like a tool belt, with a ton of pockets, and comes with blueprints on how to change a diaper.

Now, a diaper bag is just a bag you put diapers in, so clearly this is all… READ MORE »


News

Happy 90th birthday, women’s right to vote! Let’s all nerd out and brush up on our knowledge of the hella important 19th Amendment, including one oft-overlooked fact: it only assured the right of white women to vote. [Oxford University Press]
Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is not one to let a holiday like… READ MORE »


Style

Pity the high school administrators. Their lives just go so sucky. The fall 2010 look book for Forever 21’s line Heritage 1981 has more suspenders than a Steve Urkel orgy, including with crotch-hugging lederhosen. Lederhosen? Yes, really. … READ MORE »


Entertainment

Red lipstick? Check. Sparkly dress? Check. Oodles of blonde curls? Check. Yes, this is most assuredly Taylor Swift’s new album cover. Speak Now won’t “drop,” as they say in the biz, until October 25th. [People] … READ MORE »


Celebs

Gisele Bundchen reclaims the word “bombshell” from (ick) Bombshell McGee on the fourth issue of indie fashion mag LOVE. Very “Betty Draper in Italia,” no? [The Vie Society] … READ MORE »





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