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No, Just No: An Aurora Massacre Thong

Tragedy In Colorado
A gunman killed 12 and injured 50 at showing of "The Dark Knight Rises." Read More »
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Well, that didn’t take very long. Some tasteless asshat made thongs reading “Aurora 7-20-12″ for sale on the CafePress web site. They appear to have been taken down by now, but The Cut captured a screengrab. What is wrong with some people?  [NYMag.com]

Tampa Strip Club Hires Sarah Palin Lookalike Stripper For Republican National Convention

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Houston is taxing its strip clubs and rubbing patrons the wrong way. Read More »
Lulu The Plus Size Stripper
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Lulu the plus size stripper is my spirit animal. Read More »
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The Republican National Convention is August 27 to 30 in Tampa, Florida, and that means the area’s 40 strip clubs are scrambling to get ready. Strip club owners say that during the 2009 Super Bowl in Tampa, they doubled and tripled the number of dancers. What will happen for this GOP-palooza? Well, you’ll be happy to hear the Sarah Palin-lookalike stripper is booked. Another club has set up an online chatroom called the Club Cam where deep-pocketed Republicans can chat with strippers — for $4-a-minute, plus a $19.99 monthly membership — before their plane even lands in Tampa. Hey, what recession?!  [TampaBayOnline] [Photo: Getty]

Get Your “Downtown Abbey” Season Three Spoilers Right Here

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An alphabetical guide to our favorite new show! Read More »
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Get the look of early-1900's glamour. Read More »
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What the show taught us about the birds and the bees. Read More »

“Downtown Abbey”‘s season three premiere on January 6 is a long way off. But it’s never too early for spoilers! At a press tour last night for the Television Critics Association, creator Julian Fellowes spilled the beans on what we can expect from the PBS upstairs/downstairs tale. Namely, Shirley MacLaine.   Keep reading »

Minka Kelly Sex Tape Is Being Shopped

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Minka Kelly's mom was a stripper — and that's awesome. Read More »
Minka Harassed
Minka Kelly was sexually harassed on the set of "Charlie's Angels." Read More »
10 "FNL" Facts
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Ten things you didn't know about "Friday Night Lights." Read More »
  • A Minka Kelly sex tape is being shopped around, TMZ reports. The 30 minute video shows the “Friday Night Lights” actress hooking up with an ex-boyfriend while Brandy’s Never Say Never album plays in the background.  The good news for Minka is, though, that her sex tape might never see the light of day as it is unclear whether she was over 18 when it was filmed. [TMZ]
  • Usher’s stepson Kile Glover was removed from life support and died on Saturday morning. The 11-year-old boy was braindead after a jetski accident earlier this month. [MTV]
  • The late Heath Ledger’s father has spoken out about last week’s shooting in Aurora, Colorado, in which a gunman dressed like Ledger’s character The Joker killed 12 people at a screening of “The Dark Knight Rises.” [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher smooched at the wrap party for his Steve Jobs biopic. You can let up, you guys. We totally know you’re doing it. [The Sun UK]
  • Pink’s new album features a collaborated on a song with Lily Allen. Wheeeee. [Idolator]
  • The 2012 Hipster Olympics literally make me want to defenestrate myself. [The FW] Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: We Have A Thing For SaraLing

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments — heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to bring back our regular column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet SaraLing! Keep reading »

“Miss Advised”‘s Julia Allison To Speak At Social Media Conference

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Tearing one’s  hair out over the existence of Julia Allison is Amelia’s beat at The Frisky and God forbid that I tread on her territory. But I just couldn’t not mention how the “Miss Advised” star will be speaking at Business Insider‘s Social Media ROI conference in September. Julia Allison has used social media — namely Twitter and “lifecasting” on her blog — to vault herself into her dubious fame.  One would think there would be better speakers that could teach attendees how to use social media spread their message. Like someone who has a message that is about something other than himself or herself? But I don’t know. Maybe Business Insider‘s attendees all want their own Bravo reality shows. [Business Insider] [Image: Beta Beat]

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