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Jodie Foster Stands Up For Kristen Stewart In Moving Daily Beast Piece

Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
Kristen Has A Sadz
Kristen Stewart has reported stopped showering post-scandal. Read More »
Rob Moves Out
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Robert Pattinson moves out amidst Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »

I’ve said it before and I will say it again: if I were a young actor today I would quit before I started. If I had to grow up in this media culture, I don’t think I could survive it emotionally. I would only hope that someone who loved me, really loved me, would put their arm around me and lead me away to safety. …

In 2001 I spent five months with Kristen Stewart on the set of “Panic Room” mostly holed up in a space the size of a Manhattan closet. We talked and laughed for hours, sharing spontaneous mysteries and venting our boredom. I grew to love that kid. She turned 11 during our shoot and on her birthday I organized a mariachi band to serenade her at the taco bar while she blew out her candles. She begrudgingly danced around a sombrero with me but soon rushed off to a basketball game with the grip and electric departments. Her mother and I watched her jump around after the ball, hooting with every team basket. “She doesn’t want to be an actor when she grows up, does she?” I asked. Her mom sighed. “Yes … unfortunately.” We both smiled and shrugged with an ambivalence born from experience. “Can’t you talk her out of it?” I offered. “Oh, I’ve tried. She loves it. She just loves it.” More sighs.

– Jodie Foster penned an absolutely beautiful essay on The Daily Beast about acting, celebrity, and juggling vulnerability in one’s craft with impenetrability in one’s personal life. The essay is about Kristen Stewart’s hell-hole of a life right now, of course. But Foster does not address the cheating scandal head-on; instead, she asks readers to remember “a salary for a given on-screen performance does not include the right to invade anyone’s privacy, to destroy someone’s sense of self.” Not only am I impressed with Jodie Foster’s writing chops, but I find it touching that she’s written a piece standing up for a younger actress — and reminding us all we’re just human beings. [The Daily Beast] [Photo: Getty]

Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Stumbles Through “Good Morning America” Interview

RPattz On "The Daily Show"
What did he tell Jon Stewart about the breakup? Read More »
Rob Moves Out
Robert Pattinson photo
Robert Pattinson moves out amidst Kristen Stewart cheating scandal. Read More »
Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
Awkwardsauce
Rob Looks Like He's Doin' All Right!

Just days after eating his feelings with Jon Stewart over a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, Robert Pattinson hit up “Good Morning America” for some awkward conversation about “the elephant in the room,” as interviewer George Stephanopoulos put it.

“I want my fans to know Cinnamon Toast Crunch has only 30 calories a bowl,” he deflected when asked about the K-Stew cheating drama. Stephanopoulos pushed and pushed but all R-Patz would say was:

“You get into it to do movies. I’ve never been interested in trying to sell my personal life. The reason you go on TV is to promote movies.” Keep reading »

Ochocinco Issues Public Apology To Evelyn Lozada For Alleged Domestic Violence

Domestic Violence Arrest
Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada photo
Chad Ochocinco was arrested for domestic violence this weekend. Read More »
Chad Strips For PETA
"Ink, not mink!" says Chad Ochocinqo. Read More »
Ocho's Race Criticism
Ochocinqo criticized for not choosing black women on VH1 dating show. Read More »
Divorce Filing
Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada photo
Ochocinco and his wife only lasted six weeks. Read More »
  • Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has issued a public apology towards Evelyn Lozada, his bride of only six weeks. The NFL player was arrested for allegedly headbutting Lozada during a fight on Saturday night; he was subsequently dropped from the Miami Dolphins and yesterday Lozada filed for a divorce. In his statement he said, “I would like to apologize to everyone for the recent events that have occurred. I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death. I will continue to be positive and train hard for another opportunity in the NFL.” [Global Grind]
  • Cheatin’ scoundrel Rupert Sanders will return to direct “The Huntsman,” which will star Chris Hemsworth. But Kristen Stewart’s role is still up in the air. It’s unclear if that’s because the “Snow White” followup won’t focus on her character or if Hollywood is just filled with sexist douchebags applying a double standard. [Socialite Life]
  • Lawyers for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will appear in court today in hopes that they can settle that little matter of their divorce. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Love this: Kelly Clarkson covered Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” at a concert this week. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Chelsea Handler Addresses Rumors She Slept Her Way To The Top

Slept Her Way To Top?
NY Times reporter asked Whitney about sleeping her way to the top. Read More »
Brain Bleed
Even Chelsea Handler thinks her show is stupid sometimes. Read More »
Chelsea's Abortion
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Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16. Read More »
Childless By Choice
Gloria Steinem on Chelsea Lately
Neither Chelsea Handler nor Gloria Steinem want to be moms. Read More »

“I so didn’t, and I so don’t care about you asking about it.”

– That is Chelsea Handler‘s response to a journalist for Marie Claire @Work asking her about the rumor — legend? slur? — that she only got her show “Chelsea Lately” because she was dating the former head of E! Want to see me become irrationally angry and start breathing fire out of my nose? Suggest Handler only got her show because she slept her way to the top. I have a torn a new asshole on many a buffoon who has dared suggest that luck, talent, hard work and savvy had nothing to do with it. Her  bestselling books? Her (since-cancelled) sitcom? Her comedy tours? Her roundtable of comics — like Whitney Cummings — getting their own shows? Her ex-boyfriend’s penis must have been pretty damn magical to make all that happen. Keep reading »

Evelyn Lozada Files For Divorce From Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson

Domestic Violence Arrest
Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada photo
Chad Ochocinco was arrested for domestic violence this weekend. Read More »
Ocho's Race Criticism
Ochocinqo criticized for not choosing black women on VH1 dating show. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Zach Galifianakis photo
Zach Galifianakis is a married man, ladies. Sorry! Read More »
  • Reality star Evelyn Lozada has filed for divorce from football player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson just six weeks after their wedding. Ochocinco allegedly headbutted his new wife this weekend during an argument and was arrested. Lozada released a statement saying domestic violence is “not okay.” Ochocinco was dropped from the Miami Dolphins following the incident; VH1 also pulled the couple’s reality show. TMZ looked into his court records and found that Ochocinco was arrested in 2000 for allegedly slapping an ex-girlfriend. [Uptown Magazine, Uptown Magazine]
  • Whoopsies. Rashida Jones has apologized for saying that John Travolta should come out. “Come on. How many masseurs have to come forward?” Jones said in an interview. “Let’s do this.” [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jeremy Renner is also due for an apology: he called the Kardashians “those stupid, stupid people.” [Socialite Life]
  • Taylor Swift talks about her new single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Judge Not Sure “Pregnant Man” Is A Man

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  • An Arizona judge is delaying the divorce of “the pregnant man” Tom Beatie, a trans man who was biologically born a woman, from his wife. The judge says he is not certain of Beatie’s gender and AZ does not recognize gay marriage. [New York Daily News]
  • A lesbian super PAC (a fundraising group for politicians) is giving $50,000 to the campaign of Rep. Tammy Badwin. If elected, she would be the first openly gay member of the Senate. [Queerty]
  • What is “reproductive abuse” and how do you know if you are a victim of it? [Madame Noire]
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