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Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Prince Harry's Love Life
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Who should Prince Harry date next (other than me, obvs)? Read More »
Burlesque Cousin
Why is it "embarrassing" that Kate's cousin does burlesque? Read More »
Morning Quickies
Prince Harry races Ryan Lochte in Las Vegas pool
Jeah! I'm Racing A Royal!
  • At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get fingerwagged for behavior not befitting a royal. But look on the bright side: at least he is not wearing Nazi uniforms anymore. [The Daily Beast]

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Didn’t Secretly Marry This Weekend

Jessica & JT Engaged
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are finally going for it. Read More »
JT Tells JB What To Wear
I wouldn't necessarily follow his advice, but... Read More »
Crazy Prenups
Jessica gets $500K if Justin cheats on her. How romantic! Read More »
  • Contrary to gossip, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel did not, repeat, did not, secretly marry over the weekend. Whew. How dare these two celebrities try to make this very personal once-in-a-lifetime event private. [US Weekly]
  • “Top Gun” director Tony Scott, who committed suicide on Sunday by jumping off a Los Angeles bridge, reportedly had inoperable brain cancer. How very tragic. [ABC News]
  • Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez moving in with each other? There were suspicious moving vans outside her place. [PopCrush]
  • Denise Richards threw a birthday party at her house for Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s other ex-wife. How … unusual. [Celebrity Cafe]

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Republicans Asking Rep. Todd Akin To Drop Out Of Race

  • Republicans are calling on poorly informed Rep. Todd Akin to drop out of his Senatorial race in Missouri. ¬†Like, begging him:¬†Seriously, please, dude. You are making us look terrible. [Huffington Post]
  • Other things Rep. Akin believes to be true about the uterus! [The Awl]
  • And here’s Em and Lo’s send-up of the top five kinds of “illegitimate rape.” [Em & Lo]
  • Just a friendly reminder that in 2007, Mitt Romney said he would be “delighted” to sign a bill banning all abortions nationwide. His statement on Sunday night in response to the Akin incident said he supports abortion in cases of rape and incest. Before that, he identified as pro-choice and attended a Planned Parenthood fundraiser. So, which is it? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Mark Your Calendars: August 26 Is National Go Topless Day

I suspect National Go Topless Day on August 26 will be celebrated the usual way people celebrate things like National Go Topless Day, which is that the only people who will go topless will be those you would rather keep their shirts on. But if you live in Washington, DC., Seattle, Miami, Columbus, Asheville, Honolulu, Chicago, or other cities hosting an event, it’s time to keep a bottle of bleach handy for your eyes because there’s a National Go Topless Day rally coming to your city. (The official website helpfully shows you locations via a BoobMap with icons of boobies serving as pins. Seriously.) Keep reading »

Topless Driver
You see, officer, I could not pull over because I was topless. Read More »
Topless In NYC
This woman fancies herself a topless freedom fighter. Read More »
Topless Twitpics
Celebs Who Showed Off T&A In Twitpics
Celebs who've tweeted T&A in Twitpics. Read More »

RIP Society: Get Your “Kristen Stewart Is A Trampire” T-Shirt Right Here

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Whether you’re a Will Ferrell enthusiast, a New York Post headline writer, or just an asswipe, this “Kristen Stewart is a trampire” T-shirt is for you!

Although why you would want the “trampire” shirt when you could have the “I Want To Take A Dump On Kristen Stewart” one instead, I don’t know. To each his own. [Skreened]

Actress Reveals “Downton Abbey” Spoiler-y Stuff

S3 Trailer Leaks
downton abbey season three trailer
Watch the leaked trailer for "Downton Abbey"'s season three. Read More »
"Downton" S3 Spoilers
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Get your "Downton Abbey" season three spoilers right here! Read More »
Sybil Paper Dolls
No, we don't have a problem. We just love our Sybil Crawley paper dolls. Read More »
downton abbey season 3

I’m purposefully putting this “Downton Abbey” spoiler-y stuff after the jump so no one has a heart attack and dies and then it is on my conscience. I won’t even tell you which Crawley sister the spoiler involves! You have to click “Read more” to find out. Really. Keep reading »

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