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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Didn’t Secretly Marry This Weekend

Jessica & JT Engaged
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are finally going for it. Read More »
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  • Contrary to gossip, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel did not, repeat, did not, secretly marry over the weekend. Whew. How dare these two celebrities try to make this very personal once-in-a-lifetime event private. [US Weekly]
  • “Top Gun” director Tony Scott, who committed suicide on Sunday by jumping off a Los Angeles bridge, reportedly had inoperable brain cancer. How very tragic. [ABC News]
  • Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez moving in with each other? There were suspicious moving vans outside her place. [PopCrush]
  • Denise Richards threw a birthday party at her house for Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s other ex-wife. How … unusual. [Celebrity Cafe]

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Republicans Asking Rep. Todd Akin To Drop Out Of Race

  • Republicans are calling on poorly informed Rep. Todd Akin to drop out of his Senatorial race in Missouri.  Like, begging him: Seriously, please, dude. You are making us look terrible. [Huffington Post]
  • Other things Rep. Akin believes to be true about the uterus! [The Awl]
  • And here’s Em and Lo’s send-up of the top five kinds of “illegitimate rape.” [Em & Lo]
  • Just a friendly reminder that in 2007, Mitt Romney said he would be “delighted” to sign a bill banning all abortions nationwide. His statement on Sunday night in response to the Akin incident said he supports abortion in cases of rape and incest. Before that, he identified as pro-choice and attended a Planned Parenthood fundraiser. So, which is it? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Mark Your Calendars: August 26 Is National Go Topless Day

I suspect National Go Topless Day on August 26 will be celebrated the usual way people celebrate things like National Go Topless Day, which is that the only people who will go topless will be those you would rather keep their shirts on. But if you live in Washington, DC., Seattle, Miami, Columbus, Asheville, Honolulu, Chicago, or other cities hosting an event, it’s time to keep a bottle of bleach handy for your eyes because there’s a National Go Topless Day rally coming to your city. (The official website helpfully shows you locations via a BoobMap with icons of boobies serving as pins. Seriously.) Keep reading »

Topless Driver
You see, officer, I could not pull over because I was topless. Read More »
Topless In NYC
This woman fancies herself a topless freedom fighter. Read More »
Topless Twitpics
Celebs Who Showed Off T&A In Twitpics
Celebs who've tweeted T&A in Twitpics. Read More »

RIP Society: Get Your “Kristen Stewart Is A Trampire” T-Shirt Right Here

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Whether you’re a Will Ferrell enthusiast, a New York Post headline writer, or just an asswipe, this “Kristen Stewart is a trampire” T-shirt is for you!

Although why you would want the “trampire” shirt when you could have the “I Want To Take A Dump On Kristen Stewart” one instead, I don’t know. To each his own. [Skreened]

Actress Reveals “Downton Abbey” Spoiler-y Stuff

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Sybil Paper Dolls
No, we don't have a problem. We just love our Sybil Crawley paper dolls. Read More »
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I’m purposefully putting this “Downton Abbey” spoiler-y stuff after the jump so no one has a heart attack and dies and then it is on my conscience. I won’t even tell you which Crawley sister the spoiler involves! You have to click “Read more” to find out. Really. Keep reading »

Condi Rice Invited To Join All-Male Augusta National Golf Club

Discrimination
But Tiger Woods plays at Augusta National Golf Club anyway. Read More »
Condi On Crying
Dick Cheney says Condi cried, but Condi thinks he should STFU. Read More »
Frisky Sexism
All of The Frisky's posts about sexism. Read More »

Breaking news! The He-Man Woman Hater’s Club has finally realized girls do not have cooties.

Okay, I am being glib. But it’s friggin’ 2012, Augusta National Golf Club — it took you long enough to admit your first-ever female members, i.e. stop discriminating against over 50 perent of the population. Women have always been allowed to play golf at Augusta as guests but it took the formerly mens-only club over 80 years to finally issue their iconic green jackets to two women: former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina businesswoman Darla Moore. ”It will be a proud moment when we present Condoleezza and Darla their green jackets when the club opens this fall. This is a significant and positive time in our club’s history and, on behalf of our membership, I wanted to take this opportunity to welcome them and all of our new members into the Augusta National family,” said new chairman Billy Payne in a statement. Women’s rights activists have been putting firm pressure on Augusta since 2002, especially since it got rather embarrassing that the club wouldn’t even admit a female CEO whose company was a corporate sponsor of the Masters, a golf tournament being held at the club.

Welcome to the 21st century! (Well … sort of.)  [Wall Street Journal]

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