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Prince Harry Nude Photos Are Real, Confirms Palace

  • A royal source has confirmed those Prince Harry naked pics are as real as the ginger pubes around his royal jewels. My number one question about Harry’s nude pics is why he has such a pasty white ass. Can’t he go nude sunbathing and fix that? Feh. I still maintain Harry is the only one in this family who seems like any fun. [The Today Show] Keep reading »

Male Model Suing Chris Brown And Drake Over Nightclub Fight

I'm F*cking Rihanna
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Drake allegedly sent a nasty note to Chris Brown at a club. Read More »
Chris Brown Fight
Chris Brown fight Drake Twitter pic
Chris Brown injured in a fight with Drake's entourage. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Prince Harry races Ryan Lochte in Las Vegas pool
Prince Harry jumps in a pool with his pants on. Read More »
  • A male model has joined the rash of lawsuits filed against Chris Brown and Drake after their entourages “rumbled,” as they say in “West Side Story,” at a NYC night club last month. Model Romain Julien says his pretty, pretty hand was injured in the fight and his career might suffer because of it. [PopCrush]
  • Mariah Carey supposedly doesn’t want to work with Nicki Minaj on “American Idol” and everyone will be miserable if Kanye West joins the judges table. #RealTalk [Celebrity Cafe, Celebrity Cafe]
  • Can a dude tell when you fake an orgasm? (Girl, why are you faking orgasms?! Stop that right this instant. He’ll never learn that way.) [Gurl]

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Republican Party Platform Drafting Anti-Abortion Amendment

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  • As the Republican Party pieces together its official platform to present at the Republican National Convention, a draft has been seen by CNN. It allegedly includes “a human life amendment” which makes references to the “unborn child” and a “right to life.” You can read in more detail about the specifics of the draft language at the links. [CNN, Salon]
  • Roseanne Barr remembers groundbreaking comedienne Phyllis Diller, who died on Monday at age 95. [The Daily Beast]
  • The seven stages of feminist grief, Rep. Todd Akin edition. [Jessica Valenti]
  • Questions that Republicans who are abandoning Akin should be forced to answer. (But probably won’t.) [The New Yorker]
  • Seven more crazy statements about rape from ding dongs who should know better. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »
I Had An Abortion
A mother writes about choosing to have an abortion. Read More »
An Exception For Rape
The problem with the anti-abortion movement's "rape exception." Read More »
Akin Wants Forgiveness
Lemme think ... nope! Not gonna get it! Read More »

Headless Pair Of Boobs Romanced By Cousin Itt: An Axe Commercial

Is This Sexist?
sexist Vila Olimpica ad photo
Some say this ad is sexist and offensive, some say it's not. Read More »
Rapey Ad
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Whoa, that's hella inappropriate, Belvedere vodka. Read More »
Order Up A Soul Mate
This old ad for Bill Blass implies you can order a GF like a burger. Read More »
WTF?!
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Axe Hits A New Low

Axe hits a new low in advertising with this commercial starring a headless pair of boobs on legs, supposedly representing the office crush. Yup, the love interest in this commercial is just a pair of tits. A Cousin Itt-inspired walking head of hair — meant to represent, ha ha, “what girls see first” on a man — pines over the headless boobs throughout the ad only to finally get her at the end. More creepy than funny, I think.  If I were a dude, I’d be offended 1) that advertisers think I’ll buy their hair gel because they showed me (silicone? paper mache?) boobies, 2) that men are one-dimensional: Grunt. Grunt. Boobs. Buy hair gel. Boooooobs.

And I’m not just saying that because this commercial thoughtlessly ignores all the ass men out there. Think of the poor, neglected ass men, Axe! [Ad Week]

Rep. Steve King Says He’s Never Heard Of A Girl Getting Pregnant From Rape Or Incest

"Forcible Rape"
Behind Republicans' attempts to redefine rape. Read More »
Akin Wants Forgiveness
Lemme think ... nope! Not gonna get it! Read More »
An Exception For Rape
The problem with the anti-abortion movement's "rape exception." Read More »

Today in our regularly scheduled segment “Old White Male Politicians Revealing Themselves To Be Ignorant About Reproductive Rights”: Rep. Steve King (R-IA), when asked about a minor being impregnated from statutory rape or incest, told a reporter:

“Well, I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way and I’d be open to discussion about the matter.”

One, what is there to “discuss” when an 11-year-old is impregnated by her grandpa? And two, this  is where I remind you that Rep. King, along with Rep. Akin and Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan, all co-sponsored a bill to rewrite the existing federal ban on abortion funding to have an exemption only for cases of “forcible rape” or in the case of minors, “an act of incest.” Keep reading »

Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Prince Harry's Love Life
prince harry photo
Who should Prince Harry date next (other than me, obvs)? Read More »
Burlesque Cousin
Why is it "embarrassing" that Kate's cousin does burlesque? Read More »
Morning Quickies
Prince Harry races Ryan Lochte in Las Vegas pool
Jeah! I'm Racing A Royal!
  • At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get fingerwagged for behavior not befitting a royal. But look on the bright side: at least he is not wearing Nazi uniforms anymore. [The Daily Beast]

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