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Longtime Tennessee Abortion Clinic Forced To Close

  • A longtime abortion clinic in Tennessee is shutting down as the result of a new law called the Life Defense Act, which requires doctors have admitting privileges at local hospitals. The Volunteer Women’s Medical Center in Knoxville has provided women’s health care to TN women for 38 years but had to close because the only physician who had admitting privileges recently died and the clinic could not afford to stay open while other physicians obtained them.  [Washington Post]
  • Twelve Democratic women running for office in the U.S. have already bested their competitors in fundraising. [Politico]
  • Chess grandmaster Gary Kasparov was arrested for protesting outside the Pussy Riot trial in Moscow today. The three band members were sentenced to two years in prison for “hooliganism.” [The Quietus]
  • Criminal prosecution of a Planned Parenthood clinic in Overland Park, Kansas, was dropped today. [KansasCity.com]
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What Is “The Snooki Formula”? A Casting Agent Explains

"Gallery Girls"
5 reasons you are going to love "Gallery Girls." Read More »
"High School Moms"
High School Moms
Oh look, yet another show about teen moms. Read More »
Courtney Stodden's Show
God help us, Courtney Stodden is filming a reality show. Read More »

“Start with a polarizing stereotype, saturate with unapologetic flaws, and then add in a dash of humanity for good measure. Snooki is this party girl with tons and tons of makeup and she’s loud and obnoxious. But then she cries and calls her mom or gets pregnant or something and then you find yourself kind of liking her.”

– Reality TV show casting agent Sarah Monson explains her “Snooki principle,” which she uses to cast shows like “The Bachelor” and “Survivor.” If you need more advice on how to be a “polarizing stereotype” with “unapologetic flaws,” Monson has written a whole book on the subject called Me On TV: The First Ever Kick-Ass Guide To Get You On Any Reality TV Show. Yes, a whole book of tips on how to act like a backstabbing lunatic with no personal dignity! [Business Insider]

Amy Poehler Feels Your Embarassment

Amy's Makeup Advice
Amy Poehler advises a girl whose dad won't allow her to wear makeup. Read More »
Amy's Very Bad Day
Amy Poehler is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Read More »
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"Ask Amy!"

Is there something wrong with me that I totally relate to “Ask Amy,” Amy Poehler’s video advice series for teen girls? Because I still tuck my dress into my panties all the time and embarrass myself in front of everyone, like, every week. When Amy Poehler gives a gentle lecture about needing to learn how to laugh at yourself, it sounds so easy. Her sons Archie and Abel are lucky, lucky kids. [YouTube]

Ryan Gosling Believes In Marriage Before Children; Eva Mendes Doesn’t Believe In Marriage

I Met Ryan 2x
This chick has met Ryan Gosling not once but twice. Not fair, universe. Read More »
Maddow Loves The Gos
Rachel Maddow loves Ryan Gosling and the Paul Ryan Gosling meme. Read More »
Gosling Coloring Book
We seriously need to buy Amelia this Ryan Gosling coloring book. Read More »
Ryan On "Messy Sex"
The Gos talks about having messy sex with Michelle Williams. Read More »
  • Trouble in Ryan Gosling Land! The Gos believes in “marital commitment before children,” says a source, but girlfriend Eva Mendes “doesn’t support the institution of marriage.” Oh no, what will they do? Well, the same source says Mendes is considering proposing to Gosling because she’s 38 and the biological clock is ticking. Which seems like a weird thing to do if she does not believe in marriage, right? Anyway, Ryan should really be a gentleman and respond to Amelia’s marriage proposal first. [Or we can just live in sin. Whatever he wants. I don't care. Call me, Ryan! -- Editor] [Celebitchy]
  • Lady Gaga got rushed by a fan in Romania. Luckily a bodyguard was on hand to take the guy out. [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]
  • Also, Ke$ha says that alleged open letter from her to Gaga about wearing fur is fake. [PopCrush]
  • Kris Smith: you had me at “shirtless soccer stud.” [Socialite Life]
  • Infatuation … the silent relationship killer. [A New Mode]
  • A “Dark Knight” kitten! [The FW] Keep reading »

As A Lay Frying: Your New Favorite Literary Donut Tumblr

Pizzabon Drama
Julie has a lot of feelings about Cinnabon's new concoction. Read More »
Beer-Filled Donut
Is this a dream or a nightmare? Read More »
Nasty Cookie
EW: a chocolate chip cookie grilled cheese sandwich. Read More »

The world needs more blogs pairing pictures of donuts with literary quotes, I always say.  As I Lay Frying — Faulkner joke! — is just what us biblio-donut-philes need.  [As I Lay Frying]

Whoopsies: “Honey Boo Boo” Mama Had ’08 Arrest

Boo Boo Lessons #2
Nine (more) things Ami learned from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Read More »
Boo Boo Lessons
Things we learned from the first episode. Read More »
Defending Honey Boo Boo
Why "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is worth watching. Read More »
  • June, the mama on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” was arrested in 2008 for “contempt of court/state” and “theft/taking.” Wonder what that was all about. Luckily, June has now figured out how to get things for free thanks to her extreme couponing habit. [BuzzFeed via Starcasm]
  • A week after his boyfriend was photographed kissing another man, Anderson Cooper is vacay-ing with Kelly Ripa and Andy Cohen in Croatia. [Socialite Life]
  • Is this the Chinese Adele? [The FW]
  • Ten sex questions from 7th graders that most adults probably can’t answer. [Babble] Keep reading »
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