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Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

Pink Photo Project
The Pink & Blue Project photo
A fascinating photo project captures little girls and their pink toys. Read More »
Being A Girl Rocks
being a girl
Adorable 8-year-old adorably explains why being a girl rocks. Read More »
Heidi's Girls In Lipstick
Heidi Klum let her two little girls wear red lipstick. Read More »
penis pagina
Daddy Has A Penis?

The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it is weird, but I can still remember when I learned that my older brother had a penis and I didn’t.  This little girl Bailey just found out that Daddy has a penis and Mommy doesn’t. She’s still a bit confused about Grandma, however. At least Bailey is learning the real words and not “wee wee” and “hoo hoo,” which drive me crazy. [HyperVocal]

Suri Cruise Slept Inside Cinderella’s Castle

Suri's New School
Suri is headed to the Avenues World School in NYC. Read More »
Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »
Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
The pair has already reached a divorce and custody agreement! Read More »
Morning Quickies
Robert Pattinson photo
Robert Pattinson to do his first interview post-cheating scandal. Read More »
  • Suri Cruise stayed inside Cinderella’s Castle on her recent trip to Disney World with Tom Cruise. I can’t tell if this is regular Spoiled Hollywood Child parenting or Mommy And Daddy Are Getting A Divorce parenting. But who really cares? It’s awesome. [Betty Confidential]
  • Tavi Gevinson of Rookie Mag has been cast in a new Nicole Holofcener film as an only child who doesn’t get much attention from her parents. It’ll be the 16-year-old’s first acting gig. Mazel tov! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Kanye West has supposedly written a song about Kim Kardashian called “My Perfect Bitch.” You can’t make this stuff up. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Justin Timberlake may or may not be working on a new album. [Huffington Post]
  • We know Jenna Jameson is in the tank for Romney. Here are eight other porn stars’ presidential endorsements. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Did The U.S. Gymnasts Do Their Hair In Solidarity With Gabby Douglas?

Olympics 2012
All our coverage of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London! Read More »
Meet Team USA Gymnasts!
These amazing women will represent the US in London! Read More »
  • Gymnast Gabby Douglas was (preposterously!) criticized for her laid-back hairstyle while competing in the Olympics and it appears that three of her fellow U.S. gymnasts — Ali Reisman, Jordyn Wieber, and McKayla Maroney — all did their hair in a similar way last night in solidarity. Cute! [BuzzFeed]
  • Medical groups in Texas are pushing back against a proposed rule that would forbid doctors from even discussing the option of abortion with patients. [Think Progress]
  • Newsweek illustrated their most recent issue about the 101 best places to eat in the world with … uh … a picture of a woman about to perform fellatio on some asparagus. [Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting]
  • Three must-read women’s perspectives on the Wisconsin Sikh temple shooting. [Glamour] Keep reading »

Jon Hamm Visits “Sesame Street” With Elmo, My Ovaries Explode

Jon Hamm's Advice
jon hamm dating advice
Relationship advice from Jon Hamm for Rookie Mag. Read More »
Dating Don Draper
Amelia dating a guy eerily similar to the "Mad Men" character. Read More »

Jon Hamm looks like he’s gotten into a lick of trouble on “Sesame Street” but I’m sure it’s nothing his little red pal Elmo can’t fix!

Don Draper isn’t the only fabulous celeb headed to the Street this season. Other guest stars include Kristen Bell, Steve Carell, Halle Berry, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Common and … wait for it … Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Time to find some rugrats to watch this season with, stat. [USA Today]

Robert Pattinson To Give His First Interview Post-Cheating Scandal

Kristin Has A Sadz
Kristen Stewart has reported stopped showering because she's heartbroken. Read More »
Where's Rob?
Robert Pattinson photo
Robert Pattinson is supposedly hiding out at Reese Witherspoon's house. Read More »
Not Speaking
Robert Pattinson is still sad
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson "aren't speaking." Read More »
Kristen Apologizes
K-Stew apologizes for cheating. Read More »
  • Robert Pattinson will give his first post-cheating interview with “Good Morning America” next week, but it’s only to promote his upcoming movie “Cosmopolis.” [AM New York]
  • Elton John blasted Madonna in an interview, calling her a “nightmare,” a “cunt” and a “fairground stripper.” Wow, what an asshole! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Drunk Ryan Lochte photos … check! [Socialite Life]
  • Natalie Portman’s wedding dress was reportedly made by Rodarte. I’m wondering if she didn’t go with Dior — for whom she is the public face — after the anti-Semitic comments made by designer John Galliano. [People]
  • “Magic Mike”‘s Alex Pettyfer may or may not have cheated on his fiancée Riley Keough with a foot fetish model. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Michael Phelps Is Dating Model Megan Rossee

Phelps Weight Gain
Michael Phelps discusses his weight gain after the Beijing Olympics. Read More »
Olympics 2012
All our coverage of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London! Read More »

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