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Katie Couric To Duchess Kate: Eat A Sandwich

Stalk Kate's Clothes
Covet Kate Middleton's clothing? There's an app for that. Read More »
Kate's Eyeliner
She sure can't get enough of it. Read More »
Dear Kate's Hair
Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Inside the Scientology auditions to find Tom Cruise a wife. Read More »
  • Katie Couric wagged her finger at Kate Middleton and in her best maternal lecture-y voice told her to put some meat on those bones.  [Socialite Life]
  • Beyoncé doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian and gives her the “silent treatment” when they’re all hanging out together. [Hollywood Life]
  • Ingredients you need to be on the watch for when buying beauty products. I personally have to watch out for purple dyes. They give me a rash! [Betty Confidential]
  • How to lose weight without dieting: it’s all about being prepared with healthy foods to eat. [A New Mode]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could be dunzo soon because she wants a ring on her finger but he’s still too traumatized by the ScarJo divorce. [ONTD]

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Turkish Woman Shoots, Decapitates Her Rapist

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  • Well, that’s a lot to process: a pregnant rape victim shot and decapitated her rapist and then dumped his head in the town square, telling police who arrested her, “That is the head of the one who toyed with my honor.” The rapist also allegedly possessed nude photos of the 26-year-old mother of two, which he was threatening to show to her parents in an attempt to humiliate her family. She is quoted in the UK’s Daily Mail explaining: “He kept saying that he would tell everyone about the rape. My daughter will start school this year. Everyone would have insulted my children. Now no one can. I saved my honour.  They will now call children the kids of the women who saved her honor.” On the one hand I honestly could care less about what sort of punishments befall rapists; I’m of the opinion they should rot in prison the rest of their lives. But on the other hand, it’s absolutely tragic that this woman was motivated to murder by reclaiming her “honor.” How terribly sad that this woman felt tarnished as a human being. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Parents Set Up Facebook Sting To Bust Teen Daughter’s Sex Offender Boyfriend

"Hot" Sex Offenders
Texas paper runs article on the 10 hottest sex offenders. Read More »
Suing Match.com
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Sexual assault victim wants Match.com to screen for criminals. Read More »
Creep Shaming
Why whining about "creep shaming" is total BS. Read More »

A mom and dad in Sedro-Wooley, Washington, took “To Catch A Predator”-esque tactics into their own hands and caught their teenage daughter’s sex offender boyfriend sending dick pics to a supposed 15-year-old girl over Facebook.

William Elms (also known as Liam) is a 19-year-old low-level/”level one” sex offender for committing third-degree child molestation. He was also dating a 17-year-old girl since April, against her parents’ wishes. So this July, with the help of one of their daughter’s friends who was a “friend” with Elms on Facebook, Jesper and Julie Myrfors created a fake Facebook profile for an imaginary 15-year-old girl and went after Elms themselves. Keep reading »

Is Nicki Minaj A Republican And Voting For Mitt Romney?

Nicki To "Idol"?
Nicki Minaj photo
Nicki Minaj could be headed to "American Idol" as a judge. Read More »
Nicki On Cussing
Asking Nicki Minaj not to cuss is sexist. Read More »
2012 Election
All of The Frisky's posts about the 2012 election. Read More »
WTF?!
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Nicki's A Republican?!

Nicki Minaj is supposedly a Republican voting for Mitt Romney (just for financial reasons, though). In a new Lil Wayne mixtape, Nicki raps “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / you lazy bitches is fucking up the economy.” Didn’t see that one coming. However, considering Nicki’s next lyrics are about being in Miami “chilling with a zombie,” maybe she’s taking some creative liberties? But who the hell knows. Remember when Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch turned out to be Ron Paul fans?  [NYMag.com]

Laetitia Casta On Modeling With Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Choupette

Laetitia Casta and Choupette

“So we are shooting on this balcony in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris and I was so fucking scared that Choupette would step back and fall off and that Karl would hate me forever because I killed his cat. The cat was like, ‘maaaiooowarrgh’ and I was like, ‘gasp.’ I did everything with that cat. We even shot on the bed. The whole thing was about Choupette. And she has two nannies … It was a weird job, when I think about it.”

– I don’t exactly blame model Laetitia Casta for being terrified of “working with” Choupette for a 10-page editorial for V magazine. I mean, what if Choupette went back home with Karl and said “Meow. I don’t like that woman, one of her earlobes is bigger than the other one.” You know Karl Lagerfeld would never work with her again. [Fashionista]

All Things Choupette
All of the urgent news updates regarding the famous beauty. Read More »
Karl's Cat Has Maids
Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »
Choupette Models
Choupette Lagerfeld's future as model and muse is looking pretty bright. Read More »

11 Proposed Sequels For Zac Efron’s Rom Com “Are We Officially Dating?”

Men Are Romantic
Five ways that men are also hopeless romantics. Read More »
"Reality Bites" Bites
How "Reality Bites" completely screwed up my relationships. Read More »

Zac Efron is going to film a new movie called “Are We Officially Dating?”, which could also be the title of a documentary about my dating life. (Pro tip: if you have to ask, the answer is usually “no.”)

That got me thinking about other dispatches from my romantic life that could be titles for movies.  Keep reading »

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