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Kanye Raps About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape In New Song

Celeb Sex Terms
Antiquated Sex Terms Applied To Celebrities
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17 Anal Tattoos
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Isla Talks Teabagging
Isla Fisher brought up the gross sexual practice of tea bagging on "GMA." Read More »
  • Kim Kardashian is providing so much material for Kanye West. His new song “Clique” features a verse about his girlfriend: “Eat breatfast at Gucci, my girl a superstar all from a home movie.” [TMZ]
  • Here’s a sneak peek of the “Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2″ clip that will premiere at tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards! [Celebuzz]
  • Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth is cleaning out her closet: here’s how to get your paws on some of her old pieces. [Betty Confidential]
  • Emma Watson wore some cuh-razy heels on the “Late Show With David Letterman” last night. [Socialite Life]
  • Irish hottie Chris O’Dowd from “Bridesmaids” is off the market, ladies: he married British TV host Dawn Parker, of whom he likes to tweet lingerie-clad pics. [People, Daily Mail UK]

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Isla Fisher Talks “Tea Bagging” On “Good Morning America”

"Bachelorette" Beauty
Breaking down the "Bachelorette" red carpet beauty look. Read More »
Tea Baggin' Tea Bags
The picture explains everything. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Snooki People magazine cover
Snooki snagged herself a People magazine cover with her baby. Read More »
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AWK-ward!
  • “Bachelorette” star Isla Fisher made everyone spit out their coffee this morning with her colorful tale about strippers and tea bagging today on “Good Morning America.” If, like host Natalie Vargas, you don’t know what “tea bagging” is, then you’re shit out of luck because Kirsten Dunst is not going to tell you. [Dlisted]
  • Here’s a sneak peek at Kardashian Kurves, the plus-size line from the Kardashian sisters that’s hitting Sears in October. Pretty cute, no? [Betty Confidential]
  • Also, Kim told “The View” this morning that she is in a “permanent relationship” with Kanye West, whom she calls her “perfect match.” I do not disagree that these two are meant for each other. [US Weekly]
  • “Ashley Benson Grabs Her Boobs While Selena Gomez Looks On”: now that’s a headline. [Socialite Life]
  • Today In Terrible Ideas: Ryan Lochte is covering New York Fashion Week for E! which means he has about two days to learn how to speak more articulately. [Styleite]

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Some Jerk Called The DNC “The Vagina Monologues”

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  • CNN contributor Erick Erickson tweeted last night that the Democratic National Convention was “the Vagina Monologues,” because, you know, LADIES.  (Or, as blogger Amanda Marcotte wittily put it, he is “not a fan of women talking.”)  [Think Progress, Slate]
  • Both campaigns are spending baller amounts of money on abortion-related advertising this election cycle. [Washington Post]
  • Police in Chicago have adopted a new policy for handling transgender suspects, including that police cannot search a person to “determine their gender.” [Feminist.org] Keep reading »
DNC Night #1
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The Prez Looks Proud
Obama beams as he watches Michelle deliver DNC speech. Read More »
Michelle's Nail Polish!
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Gay Marriage Scaremongering Is The Most Hilarious Campaign Ad Of The 2012 Election

Dan Savage Debate
Dan Savage debates LGBT issues and Christianity. Read More »
Target Debuts Gay Ad
Target gay wedding registry ad
Gay couple stars in Target's wedding registry ad. Read More »
Love, Politics & Bigotry
If you don't support gay marriage, face it, you're a bigot. Read More »
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Obama "Forcing" Gay Marriage On Americans

I thought the very intense lady who claims she “survived” an abortion, despite the fact that logic makes no sense, was the most guffaw-inducing campaign ad of the 2012 election. Wrong! It’s this anti-gay marriage scaremongering ad about how President Obama is “forcing” gay marriage on Americans, which is seemingly targeted at your racist grandma who worried that integrating the schools was “forcing” interracial marriage. If you can spare a moment away from your mandatory butt-sex, you should give it a watch. [YouTube]

Judy Blume Is Battling Breast Cancer

Judy Blume

Oh, no! Beloved young adult author Judy Blume has revealed on her personal blog that she is currently battling breast cancer. The Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret author writes that this summer she intended to spend four weeks at an artists’ retreat at a castle in Umbria, Italy, finishing her next book. But instead Blume was diagnosed with breast cancer and hastily made plans to undergo a mastectomy and reconstruction surgery. It has been a month post-surgery and she’s back to writing and “feeling stronger every day.”  Judging by her blog post, she seems to be in high spirits —  she even cracked a small boobs/Are You There, God? joke with her doctor. (The doc didn’t get it.) Our thoughts and prayers are with Judy Blume and we have every hope she makes a full recovery! [Judy Blume Blog]

Snooki & Baby Lorenzo Pose For People Magazine Cover

Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Pauly Gets Waxed
Watch Pauly D get his nose hair waxed. Read More »

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