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Isla Fisher Talks “Tea Bagging” On “Good Morning America”

"Bachelorette" Beauty
Breaking down the "Bachelorette" red carpet beauty look. Read More »
Tea Baggin' Tea Bags
The picture explains everything. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Snooki People magazine cover
Snooki snagged herself a People magazine cover with her baby. Read More »
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  • “Bachelorette” star Isla Fisher made everyone spit out their coffee this morning with her colorful tale about strippers and tea bagging today on “Good Morning America.” If, like host Natalie Vargas, you don’t know what “tea bagging” is, then you’re shit out of luck because Kirsten Dunst is not going to tell you. [Dlisted]
  • Here’s a sneak peek at Kardashian Kurves, the plus-size line from the Kardashian sisters that’s hitting Sears in October. Pretty cute, no? [Betty Confidential]
  • Also, Kim told “The View” this morning that she is in a “permanent relationship” with Kanye West, whom she calls her “perfect match.” I do not disagree that these two are meant for each other. [US Weekly]
  • “Ashley Benson Grabs Her Boobs While Selena Gomez Looks On”: now that’s a headline. [Socialite Life]
  • Today In Terrible Ideas: Ryan Lochte is covering New York Fashion Week for E! which means he has about two days to learn how to speak more articulately. [Styleite]

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Some Jerk Called The DNC “The Vagina Monologues”

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  • CNN contributor Erick Erickson tweeted last night that the Democratic National Convention was “the Vagina Monologues,” because, you know, LADIES.  (Or, as blogger Amanda Marcotte wittily put it, he is “not a fan of women talking.”)  [Think Progress, Slate]
  • Both campaigns are spending baller amounts of money on abortion-related advertising this election cycle. [Washington Post]
  • Police in Chicago have adopted a new policy for handling transgender suspects, including that police cannot search a person to “determine their gender.” [Feminist.org] Keep reading »
DNC Night #1
The five most significant speeches from the first night of the DNC. Read More »
The Prez Looks Proud
Obama beams as he watches Michelle deliver DNC speech. Read More »
Michelle's Nail Polish!
Get FLOTUS's blue-ish grey DNC manicure. Read More »

Gay Marriage Scaremongering Is The Most Hilarious Campaign Ad Of The 2012 Election

Dan Savage Debate
Dan Savage debates LGBT issues and Christianity. Read More »
Target Debuts Gay Ad
Target gay wedding registry ad
Gay couple stars in Target's wedding registry ad. Read More »
Love, Politics & Bigotry
If you don't support gay marriage, face it, you're a bigot. Read More »
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Obama "Forcing" Gay Marriage On Americans

I thought the very intense lady who claims she “survived” an abortion, despite the fact that logic makes no sense, was the most guffaw-inducing campaign ad of the 2012 election. Wrong! It’s this anti-gay marriage scaremongering ad about how President Obama is “forcing” gay marriage on Americans, which is seemingly targeted at your racist grandma who worried that integrating the schools was “forcing” interracial marriage. If you can spare a moment away from your mandatory butt-sex, you should give it a watch. [YouTube]

Judy Blume Is Battling Breast Cancer

Judy Blume

Oh, no! Beloved young adult author Judy Blume has revealed on her personal blog that she is currently battling breast cancer. The Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret author writes that this summer she intended to spend four weeks at an artists’ retreat at a castle in Umbria, Italy, finishing her next book. But instead Blume was diagnosed with breast cancer and hastily made plans to undergo a mastectomy and reconstruction surgery. It has been a month post-surgery and she’s back to writing and “feeling stronger every day.”  Judging by her blog post, she seems to be in high spirits —  she even cracked a small boobs/Are You There, God? joke with her doctor. (The doc didn’t get it.) Our thoughts and prayers are with Judy Blume and we have every hope she makes a full recovery! [Judy Blume Blog]

Snooki & Baby Lorenzo Pose For People Magazine Cover

Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Pauly Gets Waxed
Watch Pauly D get his nose hair waxed. Read More »

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Everything You Need To Know About Victoria, The Liberty University Student With Mommy Issues Who Is The Best Thing To Happen To “America’s Next Top Model”

Tyra Cleans House
Why did Tyra Banks fire all the old judges on ANTM? Read More »
New Top Model Judge
Everything you need to know about fashion blogger BryanBoy. Read More »
Top Model Winner Sophie!
See pics of ANTM winner Sophie Sumner. Read More »
God Bless Victoria!

Every competition reality show always has one looney bird who keeps you watching just to see what they do next. On cycle 19 of “America’s Next Top Model,” that looney bird is a Victoria. Victoria has the same mile-long legs as the other competitors, plus gorgeous eyes and a head of beautiful, long brown hair. But as soon as she opens her mouth, she’s a little … odd.

Victoria is an online student at the uber-Christian college Liberty University, whose appearance on the show is literally her first-ever socialization with girls her own age. She has a really, really, really close relationship with her mother — so close, in fact, that she doesn’t ever want a boyfriend because no man will ever fulfill her needs as much as her mom does. (That’s a direct quote.) Not surprisingly, Victoria has been home-schooled by Mommie Dearest since age nine … which means that dropping Victoria into the “Top Model” sorority house is like throwing raw meat to a pack of wolves.

But with her American flag hair bows and endearing social awkwardness, Victoria is the girl I’m most rooting for on “Top Model” this season.  She’s super-loopy, yes, but she’s gorgeous, dedicated, hard-working, and also totally genuine and sweet. My favorite loopy Victoria moments, after the jump! Keep reading »

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