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Kate Middleton Supposedly Pregnant From “Passionate Night” After The Olympics

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Today in Ew, That’s Too Much Information: Kate Middleton is allegedly pregnant following a “passionate night together” with husband Prince William after the London Olympics. They just looooved the Olympics, I guess!  Star magazine’s sources, who appear to be tiny gossips living right inside Kate’s uterus, say the royal couple are “keeping the news close to the vest” but “Kate is convinced it’s happened.” The duchess supposedly knows she is knocked up because “a woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear,” which is a more polite way of saying puking. I am not going to order baby shower supplies from Party Pieces just yet. Didn’t the Olympics just end, like, two weeks ago?  It could just be gas, or nerves over her brother-in-law is an exhibitionist. [Hollywood Life]

Robert Pattinson And Kristin Stewart Reunite … But Only For The “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ Trailer

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Breaking Dawn
Less vampire sex, more epic battles. Read More »
Bad Lip Reading
"Twilight" is heartily improved by bad lip reading. Read More »
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Get your "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt right here. Read More »
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"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Everyone else is as sick of the “Twilight” movies as I am, right? We’re just ready for this long national nightmare to be over. A second “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ trailer debuted last night at the MTV VMAs, revealing how the budget for creepy contact lenses in this second movie was through the roof.  And it’s weird to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart onscreen together after this summer of discontent. It’s going to be a long, uncomfortable autumn of movie promotion and frankly I’d love to put that behind us as well.

ICYMI: President Obama’s 2012 Democratic National Convention Speech

Sandra Fluke At The DNC
"It could easily have been any one of you." Read More »
Clinton At The DNC
Bill Clinton still knows how to knock up a room. Read More »
DNC Night #1
The five most significant speeches from the first night of the DNC. Read More »
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Obama's 2012 DNC Speech

You might have missed President Obama’s speech last night at the Democratic National Convention if you were watching the VMAs (and throwing things at the television when Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed) instead. Or maybe you were crying in the fetal position over the news that Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are dunzo. Also totally legitimate. But the president’s speech was pretty great and worth watching today. (And don’t miss Sandra FlukeBubba Clinton, or these other speeches, either.) Enjoy!

Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are Separating

What Makes Will Cry
Amy reveals what makes Will Arnett cry. Read More »
Abel Arnett Rules
Amy and Will's ginger-haired son is our favorite Hollywood baby. Read More »
Meet Abel Arnett
The son of Will and Amy Poehler is awesome. Read More »
Amy's Makeup Advice
Amy Poehler advises a girl whose dad won't allow her to wear makeup. Read More »
  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed to Us Weekly that they are separating after nine years of marriage. They have two big serious babies together, Abel and Archie Arnett. Our faith in love’s endurance is forever shattered. If these two crazy kids can’t make it, who can? I guess this means the blind item from Dlisted a few weeks ago is actually true.  [BuzzFeed]
  • Missed the MTV Video Music Awards last night?  Here’s who won in every category. It looks like Chris Brown (ugh) was the big winner of the night. [Socialite Life]
  • The new face of Bobbi Brown Cosmetics is none other than our favorite ex-Scientologist. [Betty Confidential]

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Eva Longoria Opening A Steakhouse Just For Ladies

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Did the Housewives cast ice out Teri Hatcher? Read More »
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Patti Stanger says Eva Longoria's divorce is bad karma. Read More »
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Tony Parker's sobbing mom divebombed Eva's book signing. Read More »
  • Eva Longoria is opening a Las Vegas steakhouse called “She” that will be targeted towards ladies who love red meat.  It will be open to everyone, of course, but is somehow marketed specifically towards women. Will the napkins be pink?! Will the steaks be miniature-sized with complimentary Cosmopolitans?!  I love you, Eva Longoria, but this idea sounds as dopey as the “man aisle” at the grocery store.  [Fox News]
  • Need some fall boots under $50? Those rain boots are stupid cute. [Endless Beauty]
  • Five tips on how to get rid of online dating stalkers. [Betty Confidential]
  • The mystery of Michelle Obama’s DNC speech nail polish is solved!  It is “a purple-grey gel polish called Vogue from Artistic Nail Design.” [Huffington Post]
  • Kristen Stewart may be broken up with Robert Pattinson, but she’s still wearing his clothes. Here she is flying to Toronto for a film festival in his Irie T-shirt, though probably not feeling so irie.

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Meet The Women Who Financially Support Their Husbands

  • This week’s cover story in The New York Times Magazine addresses the economy’s effect on marriages, specifically ones where the wife is now the breadwinner and is supporting an unemployed or under-employed husband.  Sounds fascinating. [New York Times Magazine]
  • If Sandra Fluke’s speech at the DNC last night was intended to make wackadoodle Republicans go nuts about that “slut” and make themselves look even worse, then mission fuckin’ accomplished!  [Slate]
  • Questions for anti-abortion activists outside the DNC who say “drunk” Democrats support “whores killing babies.” You can’t make this stuff up, people.  [Raw Story] Keep reading »
Clinton At The DNC
Bill Clinton still knows how to knock up a room. Read More »
Sandra Fluke At The DNC
"It could easily have been any one of you." Read More »
DNC Night #1
The five most significant speeches from the first night of the DNC. Read More »
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