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Adopt Me Please: Family Portrait That Gets Attacked By Zombies

“We don’t like to say LGBT families are better than hetero families,” writes the gay blog Queerty, “but, um, this one kind of is.” Truth.

Pseudodad blogger Evan Stoskopf, his hubby Ken, and their three kids wanted a family portrait, but didn’t want it to have one of those lame-o backgrounds they have at Sears. So the family engineered a zombie attack on their precious family moment and Ashley Jones Collichio from Luke Austin Photography shot the clan kicking some zombie ass, together as a family. How sweet! (No, seriously, I am a big sap and this happy family is totally making me tear up.)

Click through the gallery to see all their (fake) bloody pics! [Queerty via Pseudodad]

Check Out Blue Ivy’s Custom-Made Bedazzled Purple Sneakers!

Bey And Blue's Shoes
Beyoncé and Blue Ivy wear coordinating cat and mouse shoes. Read More »
here's blue ivy!
Adorable pics of Blue Ivy Carter, baby of Beyonce and Jay-Z. Read More »

Aww, just look at these adorable little sneakers that might be gracing Blue Ivy Carter’s tiny baby feet right now. Luxury shoe designer Ruthie Davis posted a pic of these suede high tops she bedazzled with purple crystals on her Facebook with the message “Pssssst! Take a look at the Baby Ruthie’s I made especially for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy… SO Sweet, right?” Where might Blue Ivy wear these rhinestone-studded sneaks? St. Tropez yacht? The Kardashian-West nuptials?  [Coco Perez]

Tina Fey Gets Breakfast At Tiffany’s

7 Min With Tina Fey
Tina Fey on Seven Minutes In Heaven
Of course you want seven minutes in heaven with Tina Fey. Read More »
Tina Fey Talks Fashion
She misses her fanny pack. Read More »
SH*t Liz Lemon Says
Sh*t Liz Lemon Says
Blerg! I want to go to there. Lemon, out. Read More »
Baby For Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon baby photo
This photo of Tina Fey is totally incriminating. Read More »

Tina Fey’s on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly all done up as America’s favorite prostitute, Holly Golightly from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” And you thought she was too much of a class act to show her pussy on the cover of a magazine, didn’t you? [Entertainment Weekly]

9 Weird Sexual Phobias

If you thought vagina dentata was the biggest fear to worry about in bed, you are sadly wrong, my friend. There is a whole host of sexual phobias that could be lurking in your psyche. The general term is “erotophobia”: fear of all things related to sex. There are specific subdivisions to address various fears of kissing, shrinkage and even ladyparts. And I’m not talking about ladyparts with teeth in them, either!  But just like those bedbugs you picked up from that hostel in Budapest, they can’t bother you if you don’t get them in the first place.

Jennifer Garner Praises Ben Affleck’s “Wonder Sperm”

Baby Boy For Jen & Ben
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner photo
Jennifer Garner gave birth to her third kid, baby Samuel Affleck. Read More »
Seraphina's Dad Shirt
I wonder if she prefers him as a dad or as an actor? Read More »
Wife Swap?
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are cooking up a wife swap plan. Read More »
Jen Sans Fards
Still lovely minus the ever-helpful beauty squad. Read More »
  • Jennifer Garner praised, grossly, Ben Affleck’s “wonder sperm” in a chat with Ellen DeGeneres. Why does this strangely feel like hearing your mom and dad having sex? [Babble]
  • J.K. Rowling says another Harry Potter book is not out of the question. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • What have the Kardashians said about Kanye West’s two sex tapes? [PopBytes]
  • Nicki Minaj is supposedly filming a reality show for E!, which will be a lot of Nicki on TV because she’s also a new “American Idol” host. [Perez Hilton]
  • Fiona Apple is still blathering on at concerts about getting arrested for possession of hash in Texas. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Billionaire Dad Offers $65M To Man Who Can “Seduce” His Lesbian Daughter, Gigi Chao

I'm Bisexual
Carrie is out and proud about being attracted to both genders. Read More »
"Lesbian Chic" Is In
Looking "like a lesbian" is a hot fashion statement, apparently? Read More »
"Prevent" Lesbianism
Doctors have used a non-FDA-approved steroid to "prevent" lesbians. Read More »
  • A Hong Kong real estate bigwig named Cecil Chao Sze-tsung is offering $65 million to any man who can “seduce” his lesbian daughter, Gigi Chao, and “turn her straight.” I put those words in quotes because they will not actually happen. Because she is a lesbian. Daughter Gigi (right), age 33, recently united in a civl partnership with a woman in France and called her father’s search for a male suitor “very entertaining.” [Instinct Magazine, IB Times]
  • Rihanna got drunk in a Las Vegas nightclub and barfed while dancing. But at least RiRi was not riding next to me on the subway when she lost her cookies![Uptown Magazine]
  • Russell Brand told an Australian news show that he and Katy Perry divorced because of “incompatibility,” which is a less exciting answer than the rumor Brand cheated on her. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Eight cereals based on video games — yes, there are actually eight cereals based on video games. [Gurl] Keep reading »
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