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Tina Fey Gets Breakfast At Tiffany’s

7 Min With Tina Fey
Tina Fey on Seven Minutes In Heaven
Of course you want seven minutes in heaven with Tina Fey. Read More »
Tina Fey Talks Fashion
She misses her fanny pack. Read More »
SH*t Liz Lemon Says
Sh*t Liz Lemon Says
Blerg! I want to go to there. Lemon, out. Read More »
Baby For Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon baby photo
This photo of Tina Fey is totally incriminating. Read More »

Tina Fey’s on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly all done up as America’s favorite prostitute, Holly Golightly from “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” And you thought she was too much of a class act to show her pussy on the cover of a magazine, didn’t you? [Entertainment Weekly]

9 Weird Sexual Phobias

If you thought vagina dentata was the biggest fear to worry about in bed, you are sadly wrong, my friend. There is a whole host of sexual phobias that could be lurking in your psyche. The general term is “erotophobia”: fear of all things related to sex. There are specific subdivisions to address various fears of kissing, shrinkage and even ladyparts. And I’m not talking about ladyparts with teeth in them, either!  But just like those bedbugs you picked up from that hostel in Budapest, they can’t bother you if you don’t get them in the first place.

Jennifer Garner Praises Ben Affleck’s “Wonder Sperm”

Baby Boy For Jen & Ben
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner photo
Jennifer Garner gave birth to her third kid, baby Samuel Affleck. Read More »
Seraphina's Dad Shirt
I wonder if she prefers him as a dad or as an actor? Read More »
Wife Swap?
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are cooking up a wife swap plan. Read More »
Jen Sans Fards
Still lovely minus the ever-helpful beauty squad. Read More »
  • Jennifer Garner praised, grossly, Ben Affleck’s “wonder sperm” in a chat with Ellen DeGeneres. Why does this strangely feel like hearing your mom and dad having sex? [Babble]
  • J.K. Rowling says another Harry Potter book is not out of the question. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • What have the Kardashians said about Kanye West’s two sex tapes? [PopBytes]
  • Nicki Minaj is supposedly filming a reality show for E!, which will be a lot of Nicki on TV because she’s also a new “American Idol” host. [Perez Hilton]
  • Fiona Apple is still blathering on at concerts about getting arrested for possession of hash in Texas. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Billionaire Dad Offers $65M To Man Who Can “Seduce” His Lesbian Daughter, Gigi Chao

I'm Bisexual
Carrie is out and proud about being attracted to both genders. Read More »
"Lesbian Chic" Is In
Looking "like a lesbian" is a hot fashion statement, apparently? Read More »
"Prevent" Lesbianism
Doctors have used a non-FDA-approved steroid to "prevent" lesbians. Read More »
  • A Hong Kong real estate bigwig named Cecil Chao Sze-tsung is offering $65 million to any man who can “seduce” his lesbian daughter, Gigi Chao, and “turn her straight.” I put those words in quotes because they will not actually happen. Because she is a lesbian. Daughter Gigi (right), age 33, recently united in a civl partnership with a woman in France and called her father’s search for a male suitor “very entertaining.” [Instinct Magazine, IB Times]
  • Rihanna got drunk in a Las Vegas nightclub and barfed while dancing. But at least RiRi was not riding next to me on the subway when she lost her cookies![Uptown Magazine]
  • Russell Brand told an Australian news show that he and Katy Perry divorced because of “incompatibility,” which is a less exciting answer than the rumor Brand cheated on her. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Eight cereals based on video games — yes, there are actually eight cereals based on video games. [Gurl] Keep reading »

“Edit-a-thon” On Wikipedia Targets Crappy Entries About Women In Science

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  • The Royal Society, a prestigious science group in the UK, will host a Wikipedia “edit-a-thon” on October 19 and encourages smart peeps to contribute to Wiki pages about women in the sciences. A Royal Society Fellow proposed the idea after learning that the average person who edits Wikipedia is a 26-year-old man. [Daily Dot]
  • A foundation has purchased the Wichita, Kansas, building in which Dr. George Tiller — who as murdered by an anti-abortion extremist in May 2009 — provided abortions. The Trust Women Foundation says it plans to re-establish abortion providers within the clinic. The clinic has been closed since June 2009 following the murder. [Kansas.com]
  • Out lesbian Nena Cook is running for the Oregon Supreme Court. (That means you should read this story, Winona and other Portland-ers!) [Just Out] Keep reading »

Numéro Magazine Airbrushes Out Karlie Kloss’ Protruding Ribs

Usually in advertising we see Photoshop used in ways that are objectionable for the statement they make about women’s body size and skin color: airbrushing is used to slim down thighs, arms and tummies or to lighten skin. But in a photo of Karlie Kloss for Numéro magazine, we see another side of airbrushing — one that gets rid of the model’s deeply protruding ribs. The original image (left) is so jarring that to see the airbrushed image (right) is a literal shock.

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