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Adele And Kanye Remix “Melt My Heart To Stone”

Adele‘s “Melt My Heart To Stone” is one of those breakup songs that just tugs at your heartstrings. But the new Kanye West remix really takes the edge off. It’s not as good as his Katy Perry remix of “E.T.,” probably because there’s no lyrics like “Imma disrobe ya, then Imma probe ya.” Keep up the remixes of female pop stars, Kanye! Maybe one day we’ll get a Taylor Swift collab out of you. [DesiHits] Keep reading »

The 9 Most Ridiculous & Sexy Outfits At Comic-Con

This beyotch is my new hero. It’s hard to make Chewbacca sexy, dammit. Is she somebody’s “booth babe” or just a pretty girl in a “Star Wars” outfit? Who cares. Marry me. [BuzzFeed]

The 9 Most Ridiculous & Sexy Outfits At Comic-Con

The 9 Most Ridiculously Sexy Outfits At Comic-Con
This beyotch is my new hero. It’s hard to make Chewbacca sexy, dammit. Is she somebody’s “booth babe” or just a pretty girl in a “Star Wars” outfit? Who cares. Marry me. [BuzzFeed]
Miss Chewbacca the Cosplay Cutie isn’t the only ridiculous, sexy or ridiculously sexy outfit to come out of Comic-Con. Oh no, not by a long shot …

The New Old Spice Guy Is … Fabio?

 

In a sea of commercials where skimpily dressed sorority girls try to sell me beer, I’ve depended on the Old Spice Guy for that hottie fix I need to keep me from TiVo-ing away. There was the Isaiah Mustafa era (those were the days!) and then this guy, who was kind of a letdown. Now the new Old Spice Guy is … Fabio.

Really, Old Spice, you went from Isaiah Mustafa to Fabio? No offense, Fab, you’ve got great hair — incredible hair, really! — but this is not working for me. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Queen Says Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Is “Horrid”

  • Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth toured the new exhibit at Buckingham Palace devoted to Kate and William’s wedding and the Queen joked that Kate’s dress was “horrid.” Oh, Elizabeth, you are such a card. [US Weekly]
  • Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when a “Good Morning America” interviewer asked her if she feels that Kardashians have made her irrelevant. Oh, boo effing hoo. [Celebitchy]
  • Depressing: Casey Anthony is negotiating to make bank on her first TV interview. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Did Marilyn Monroe make a sex tape? A man in Spain claims to have one, allegedly filmed when she was still a struggling actress named Norma Jean Baker. The legitimacy of the tape is under dispute, but it’ll be auctioned off to the highest bidder on August 7 in Argentina. [Jezebel]

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Today’s Lady News: Offensive PMS Milk Ads Pulled

  • The California Milk Processor Board killed their offensive PMS milk ads that depicted PMS-ing women as irrational and difficult and showed their browbeaten men handing over cartons of milk to quell their symptoms. The ads read things like: “I’m sorry I listened to what you said and not what you mean” and “We can both blame myself” and directed customers to a site called EverythingIDoIsWrong.org. Now that URL redirects to a site called GotDiscussion.org which runs an apology for the offending ads. The ad agency responsible for the PMS ads told The New York Times, “It certainly wasn’t our intention to offend people.” That is such BS. Of course they were trying to offend people! Why can’t advertisers just come out and say “We were trying to offend people and get attention because that’s how advertising works?” [AdWeek]

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Bravo Announces “Shahs Of Sunset,” The Persian “Jersey Shore”

The “Jersey Shore” knockoffs are here! “The Shahs Of Sunset,” a new reality show about Iranian-Americans in Los Angeles, will be developed by Bravo and Ryan Seacrest’s production company, they jointly announced Wednesday. L.A. has the largest Persian community outside of Iran and their per capita income is 50 percent higher than the national average, according to the blog ColorLines. “The Persian-American community in Los Angeles is a perfect fit for Bravo’s next great docu-series. The group of friends featured in our show are colorful, affluent, and fun,” Bravo’s Andy Cohen said in a statement. Keep reading »

The Worst Marriage Proposals Ever

Frisky Reader Revealed: Meet MyWittyScreenname

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet mywittyscreenname, one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Can’t Afford Therapy

  • Lindsay Lohan can’t afford to pay for court-ordered psychological help, her lawyer claimed yesterday. Could this actually be true? Girlfriend hasn’t worked in awhile. Anyway, the judge wasn’t buying her excuse and told LiLo she has 21 days to prove she’s seeing a shrink. [People]
  • Kate Middleton and Prince William saved the top two tiers of their wedding cake for the christening of their future child. Apparently this is a tradition that people do? Whatever, that cake probably had 36 tiers anyway; it’s not like any of their wedding guests went without cake. [ONTD]
  • Also, Kate’s wedding dress is going on display in Buckingham Palace for tourists to gawk at. Tickets cost $30 a pop. I’m fine with looking at a gajillion pictures on blogs, thank you. [People]
  • Reports of a Blake Lively/Leo DiCaprio breakup might be greatly exaggerated. [ONTD]

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