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Celebs Who Endorse Donald Trump For President — And The Ones Who Don’t

If Donald Trump seriously runs for president (which I don’t think will happen, but still) and gets so much as one single vote in the primaries, I am moving to Canada. No ifs, ands or buts about it. The man who popularized frou-frou pompadours on men, trashy divorces, and the phrase “You’re fired!” is like a one-man encyclopedia entry for the phrase “ugly American.”

Whaddya know, a lot of celebs agree with me: Susan Sarandon, Cher, Tracy Morgan. And then there are the yokels who would actually “Vote Trump!” And there’s quite a few of them… Keep reading »

Frowning Bridesmaid Grace Van Cutsem Is Not Amused!

What do you expect? Bridesmaid Grace Van Cutsem is three years old. And it’s loud. [Vanity Fair]

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Every Itty Bitty Detail You’ll Want To Know About Kate Middleton & Prince William’s Wedding

“You look stunning, babe.”

That’s what Prince William supposedly said to Kate Middleton as she joined him at the altar of Westminster Abbey. And stunning she did look. Now, I know you want to know all the details about Kate’s wedding dress, tiara, makeup, and shoes, as well as what everyone else wore to the blessed event!

Oh, and can I get an “Amen, this thing is finally over!”? Keep reading »

Here’s The Kiss!

“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” That’s what the crowds were chanting outside Buckingham Palace after Prince William gave his new bride, Kate Middleton, a peck on the lips. The PDA-averse prince obliged and gave Kate a second kiss. Too cute!
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Kate Middleton’s Dress: Here It Is!

Royal wedding day! Kate Middleton‘s wedding dress — excuse me, Princess Catherine’s wedding dress — is by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. It’s a fitted white v-neck gown with “a long-sleeved lace overlay” with a “a two-meter, 70-centimeter train,” according to People. More on the wedding dress — and more pics! — after the jump!

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Quickies: Check Out The Royal Wedding Drinking Game & See Rihanna’s Airport Full Body Scan

  • It’s almost here! The royal wedding starts at 4a.m. EST tomorrow and Amelia and I will be watching! Because nothing says festive like boozing while its still dark out, we might just play Buzzfeed’s official royal drinking game. If there is someone along the procession route holding a clever sign, have on drink. If a baby starts crying during the ceremony, have two drinks. If there is a shot of the Queen showing any emotion at all, chug! [BuzzFeed]
  • Here’s your official, minute-by-minute guide to the royal wedding tomorrow! [Tres Sugar]
  • New York magazine has rounded up the juiciest Kate Middleton and Prince William gossip from the many, many books about the pair now being published. Threesomes and a weave are alleged! [NYmag.com]
  • If Prince Harry — a.k.a. Hot Ginge — is not your type (and he had better not be, bitch), here’s some other princes who are still single. [Celebuzz]

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Today’s Lady News: Indiana Votes To Defund Planned Parenthood

  • Indiana’s state legislature voted yesterday to defund Planned Parenthood from roughly $3 million in family planning money. The state receives the funding from Title X, which allocates federal funds to family planning clinics, and uses it in eight of Indiana’s 28 Planned Parenthoods in the state. Conservatives are upset that Planned Parenthood clinics get federal money and provide abortions, even though they are barred by Title X from spending the federal money on abortions. Governor Mitch Daniels now has one week to either veto the legislation or sign it into law. I hope he thinks of the low-income women who would be most impacted by this legislation and does the right thing. [Politico]
  • The Washington Redskins’ Albert Haynesworth was offered a plea deal in a sexual abuse case where he allegedly slid his credit card into the bra of a waitress at the W Hotel in Washington and then touched her boob. When security confronted him, he reportedly said, “I didn’t touch her … [I don't] even like black girls.” When Haynesworth was interviewed by police, according to court documents, he said, “I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.” Haynesworth’s lawyer said the football player will continue fighting the charge. Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. (Thanks to commenter LR52185 for the link!) [ESPN]
  • Women now earn more advanced degrees than men do, according to new U.S. Census data released on Tuesday. We’ve been earning more college degrees than men since the ’80s — woot woot! In addition to women outpacing men in master’s degrees or higher, the number of stay-at-home dads is also on the rise. [MSNBC]

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Lara Logan Opens Up About Sexual Assault In Egypt: “They Raped Me With Their Hands”

In February, the world held its breath when CBS’s “60 Minutes” reporter Lara Logan was badly beaten and sexually assaulted while covering the political uprising in Egypt’s Tahrir Square. After being rescued by civilians and a group of soldiers, Logan abruptly left her coverage and flew home to the U.S., where she was hospitalized for four days. Logan and CBS then released a statement.

Now, in an interview with The New York Times, Lara Logan has opened up publicly for the first time about the brutal assault. Keep reading »

Are Bristol And Sarah Palin Feuding Over Gay Marriage?

The National Enqurier, purveyor of all news factual, has a juicy little tidbit about the Palin family: Bristol Palin has allegedly “banned’ her mother Sarah Palin from Bristol’s new Arizona home because they disagree about … wait for it … gay marriage. The Enquirer claims Bristol spent so much time with gay dudes on “Dancing With The Stars” that she’s is now questioning the bigoted views held by her mother and has exiled Sarah from her Maricopa, AZ, digs. “Bristol is completely rebelling against her mother — now that she’s experiencing life outside of Alaska and away from Sarah. She has opened her eyes and realized how sheltered and programmed she was,” a source told the Enquirer. Keep reading »

Chris Hemsworth: All This And An Australian Accent, Too

“Thor” is a movie I could care less about seeing, but Chris Hemsworth — he’s Australian, ladies! — is someone I hope to see more of. Lots more of. Someone’s a dead ringer for a young Brad Pitt. Siiiiigh. [Interview] Keep reading »

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