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Alanis Morrissette Covers Green Day’s “Basket Case” As A Ballad

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Alanis Covers "Basket Case"

Last week, Billie Joe Armstrong melted down onstage at the IHeartMusic Festival and over the weekend he checked into rehab for substance abuse. Here his pal Alanis Morrissette covers Green Day’s song “Basket Case” on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in the most Alanis Morrisette-y way possible, meaning as a ballad.  She told Billboard.com, “We’re all figuring it out. So let’s just support the fragile artist. I’ve always been an advocate and supporter of artists and Billie Joe to me — he deserves to be bowed down to, He’s been in this industry for a long time and so for him to experience the consequence of a system that kind of set it up for him to fail is a travesty to me.” Alanis sang “Basket Case” earlier this week at a concert in Pomona, California, too. I prefer the Green Day version, to put it politely, but it’s sweet the way she’s publicly supporting her friend. [Billboard]

How Do We Feel About The “Kid Shaming” Meme?

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Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

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Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

Is This A Pic Of Young Brooke Shields Smoking Pot?

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  • Whoa, is this Brooke Shields smoking pot? A Twitter user named Dave Hill tweeted the pic yesterday, although the actress’s rep denies this is a pic of her getting stoned. Instead, the rep says it’s just “Brooke Shields lookalike,” Rastafarian singer H.R. from the band Bad Brains back in her teens or early 20s, although sites like Radar say it is definitely of her. This does look a lot like Brooke, you have to admit, but in the age of Photoshop one never knows. [Daily Mail UK, Huffington Post]

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Hyundai Netherlands’ “Upskirt” Commercial Is Very Lazy/European

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NSFW: Hyundai Netherlands' "Upskirt" Commercial

Oh, Europeans. Here’s a new commercial from Hyundai Netherlands for their Sante Fe vehicle. The ad is creepily called “Upskirt” and definitely pushes the boundaries of what you can do to sell cars here in the United States. The premise is about as unoriginal as any other car commercial: sexy ladies swooning over a new car. But in this ad, it’s an ice cream-meltingly hot day, the ladies are sexily dampened with sweat and not wearing a bra under an opaque blouse (because we do that — right, ladies?).  Sex sells here too, but it’s oftentimes sold in innuendo or pun form. Hyundai Netherlands, however, goes whole (horny) hog with gratuitous hard nipples and a blowing-in-the-wind upskirt panties shot. Keep reading »

Reese Witherspoon Gives Birth To Baby Boy Named Tennessee

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  • Mazel tov, Reese Witherspoon! The actress gave birth today to a son named Tennessee James Toth, her third child and first kid with new hubby Jim Toth. Reese’s two other kids are Ava, 13, and Deacon, 8, from her marriage to Ryan Phillipe. What do y’all think of the name “Tennessee”? Some of us Friskies think it’s really cute and Southern, while others are notsomuch into naming your baby after a state. [People]
  • What’s Jay-Z got to say about those rumors that Beyoncé is pregnant again? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Actor Johnny Lewis, who played Kip on “Sons Of Anarchy” and briefly dated Katy Perry, was found dead yesterday at age 28 in a suspected murder-suicide with an 81-year-old woman from whom he rented a room. [BuzzFeed]

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