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Adele Gives Birth To Baby Boy!

Adele's New Dude
Adele and Simon Konecki photo
Meet Simon Konecki, Adele's new boyfriend! Read More »
Adele's Ex-Boyfriend
Adele and her notorious ex are still buds. Read More »
Another Ex?
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This photographer could be the ex-boyfriend who inspired "21." Read More »
  • Adele is a mommy! The British songstress gave birth to a baby boy on Friday, a source has confirmed to People. Adele and her boyfriend Simon Konecki announced their pregnancy in June. Mazel tov, Adele! [People]
  • Britney Spears and fiance Jason Trawick are planning to marry when she’s wrapped filming for ‘The X Factor,” which is supposedly “within weeks.” (This could also be a gossip plant trying to distract us from all those meth-head headlines.) [PopCrush]
  • Another royal wedding! See the pics from Luxembourg this weekend where Prince Guilliame married Countess Stephanie of Lannoy. [Socialite Life]

Feminists Need Cozy Winter Sweaters, Too

… seeing as we don’t have a man to keep us warm at night and all. Click through Flavorwire’s gallery to see them all — one to accessorize with every cat. [Flavorwire]

Feminist Jewelry
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Rosie the Riveter earrings, anyone? Read More »
Feminist Sweater
Tavi's got a sweater with the "f word" on it. Feminist, that is! Read More »
Feminism and Fashion
feminist fashion
Self-expression can be a powerful thing. Read More »

Swiffer Thinks Men Should Get A Damn T-Shirt For Cleaning

Gross Apartments
gross apartments
Dudes, this is why ladies think your apartments are gross. Read More »
Sexist Axe Ad
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A headless pair of boobs stars in Axe's new commercial. Read More »
On Housework
Who does the most housework in a marriage? Read More »
swiffer man up clean up

Yes, men cleaning. Who’d've thunk, right?!  Just a T-shirt, Swiffer? Not a Boy Scout badge? Or the Nobel Prize, perhaps?  I mean, men cleaning is obviously such a rare and uncommon practice that you think guys deserve a T-shirt bragging “Caution: Men Being Awesome” for wiping a Swiffer across the floor. (Which, as someone who also does not like to clean, I don’t think we can justifiably call “cleaning.”) It’s all part of the world’s dopiest Facebook contest called “Man Up, Clean Up” for men who are “clean, dirty, skilled or clueless” to go to Swiffer’s page and share stories of why it is “worth it” to help with household cleanups. More blowjobs? Not getting roaches? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. And just think, when you win that T-shirt, you’ll have something to use as a rag. [BusinessWire]

Fireworks, Andy Samberg, Wine: More Deets On Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel’s Wedding

They're Married!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have wed in Italy. Read More »
Crazy Prenups
Jessica gets $500K if Justin cheats on her. How romantic! Read More »
JT Tells JB What To Wear
I wouldn't necessarily follow his advice, but... Read More »
  • Celebuzz has more deets on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding earlier today: they wed in front of 45 guests at the Borgo Engazia in Puglia, Italy, amongst friends like Andy Samberg and Biel’s “7th Heaven” co-star Beverly Mitchell. Guests also enjoyed local wine and a 10-minute fireworks display! [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s the inevitable Mitt Romney “Gangnam Style” spoof. [The FW]
  • The election as understood by a five-year-old. [Cracked]
  • Taylor Swift’s first splurge when she started making money? A Lexus SC430. [PopCrush]
  • Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins opens up about the various times he’s contemplated suicide. [StupidCelebrities] Keep reading »

Study: Female Genital Mutilation Ruins Sex Lives

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  • Today in No Duh News: women who are forced to have their genitals cut as young girls have more sexual dysfunction as adults, according to a new study in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology. FGM or female circumcision removes all or part of a girl’s clitoris and labia for the purpose of restricting her enjoyment of sex. One-hundred-and-thirty million women have been cut, mostly in sub-Saharan Africa. [Reuters]
  • Why casual sexism in science matters. [Boing Boing]
  • This white woman wearing a huge black Afro wig and writing about it on her blog Before And Afro is a joke, right? [PostBourgie]
  • Mormon feminists exist and they are for Obama. [Reuters]
  • Nerds! What do we think of these new PCs designed “for women by women”? Unless it is a chocolate bar shaped like a PC, I am not sure why I need a different computer than a man. [CNET] Keep reading »

Paul Ryan: “War On Women” Like “War On Left-Handed Irishmen”

VP Debate: Abortion
Joe Biden vs. Paul Ryan on abortion. Beans will be mentioned. Read More »
Paul Ryan Gosling
Hey girl, follow this funny Twitter account. Read More »
Workout Paul Ryan
Nice biceps, bro. Read More »

“Now it’s a war on women; tomorrow it’s going to be a war on left-handed Irishmen or something like that.”

— Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan in Florida yesterday handily dismissed the so-called “war on women” (as a left-handed Irishmen would say) as bollocks. So I guess this means tomorrow every left-handed guy across Ireland will earn 77 cents on the dollar and be expected to procreate like a barnyard animal. And just wait until these fellas learn all about “legitimate rape.”

You want to make me angry, Paul Ryan? You take away my reproductive rights and pretend like you’re not doing it. You want to make me REALLY angry? You declare war on my precious Chris O’Dowd. [Raw Story]

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