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Deal With It: The End Of “30 Rock” Is Also The End Of “MILF Island”

Baby For Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon baby photo
This photo of Tina Fey is totally incriminating. Read More »
Lochte On "30 Rock"
He's bringing his sweet abs to Liz Lemon's office. Read More »
SH*t Liz Lemon Says
Sh*t Liz Lemon Says
Blerg! I want to go to there. Lemon, out. Read More »

Last night I was just about crying into my Cheesy Blasters watching the season premiere of “30 Rock”‘s final season. The only reason I could possibly handle this is because Tina Fey confirmed she’s trying to make a “Mean Girls” musical happen. Anyway,  NYMag.com is keeping themselves busy with 10 classic “30 Rock” jokes presented as infographics and they even made a cut of the jokes in non-graphed form. Somebody in that art department has the best job.  I’m terribly disappointed D’Fwan from “Queen Of Jordan” didn’t get his own chart, though. [NYMag.com]

Prince Harry Only Sleeps With Rich Girls, Once Swallowed A Live Goldfish

Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Harry's Naked Video?
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Brace yourselves for a possible Prince Harry naked partying video. Read More »
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »
More Pics!!!
There could be more Prince Harry naked pics on the way. Read More »
  • According to a new cover story in Tatler, Prince Harry only hooks up with rich girls who have “something to lose” by selling their stories to the press. Prince Hot Ginge also once “startled” an American at a party by swallowing a live goldfish that had been given to each guest as a parting gift. Oh, Harry. You and I are looking less and less likely to ever be a fit.  [The Daily Beast]
  • Jenny McCarthy opens up about her past drug abuse in her new memoir with a cannibalism metaphor: “Holding up drugs in front of a group of Playmates was like holding up an arm to a cannibal tribe.”  [Celebuzz]

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Another Day, Another Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Elopement Rumor

Sex Pact
Rob and Kristen's "sex pact" is a lot less fun than it sounds. Read More »
Back Together
The long national nightmare is over. Read More »
Defending K-Stew
She did a bad, bad thing, but didn't we all at 22? Read More »
Leave Kristen Alone!
Amelia is begging you, hilariously. Read More »
  • Rumors that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson want to elope have dogged the two ever since they filmed their first “Twilight” film, so I’m not sure why we’re supposed to believe they’d finally do it now. But apparently they’re planning to elope this winter. [New Now Next]
  • Katy Perry is planning a divorce party this October, which would have been her two-year wedding anniversary. Any excuse to celebrate, girl! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Cops descended on Ashton Kutcher’s house over a possible home invasion but he was just getting punk’d. Demi Moore, you little minx. [TMZ]
  • 10 epic school dances you wish you had been invited to — “Grease,” hello. [Gurl]

Conviction Overturned For Man Who Raped Mentally Disabled Woman (Or: Today, I’m Ashamed To Be From Connecticut)

Today's Lady News
  • Connecticut’s state Supreme Court has thrown out the conviction of a man who was found guilty of sexually assaulting a mentally disabled woman because there was no evidence that she did not refuse to have sex with him. Richard Fourtin, Jr. raped a woman with severe cerebral palsy who has the mental functioning of a three-year-old child and cannot verbally communicate. But the conviction has been overturned on the grounds that the was no evidence the victim bit, kicked or screamed to signify her refusal of consent. This, assholes who try to put the words “forcible rape” into our laws, is an example of why you’re wrong.  [NBC Connecticut]
  • An Ohio appeals court has upheld a 2004 law that bans the use of the abortion pill (RU-486) after the seventh week of pregnancy. [Feminist.org]
  • Blogger Amanda Marcotte at XX Factor attempts to explain why Rep. Todd Akin believes that women who aren’t pregnant can get abortions. [Slate] Keep reading »

Nicki Minaj Threatens To Knock Mariah Carey Out At “American Idol” Auditions

Nicki On "Idol"
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Nicki Minaj has joined the judge's table at "American Idol." Read More »
Mariah To "Idol"
mariah carey photo
Mariah Carey is "American Idol"'s newest judge. Read More »
Is Nicki In The GOP?
nicki minaj mitt romney
We are concerned that Nicki Minaj may have just endorsed Mitt Romney. Read More »
morning quickies
"Her F*cking Highness!"
  • TMZ’s grainy video of an “American Idol” audition in Charlotte, North Carolina, shows Nicki Minaj losing her temper and yelling at producers, apparently over some perceived slight by Mariah Carey. “I told them I’m not fucking putting up with her fucking highness over there,” Nicki shrieks on the video. According to TMZ, before the camera started rolling Nicki had threatened Mariah, “I’m gonna knock you out.” The best part is Keith Urban sitting in the middle trying not to laugh. [TMZHypervocal]
  • “South Park” will take on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” tonight which I think we can all agree is going to be epic. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Today is Barack and Michelle Obama’s 20th anniversary — let’s take a look back on the past 20 years. [Uptown Magazine]
  • How to escape from an awful first date. [A New Mode]

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Australia Enacts Paid Parental Leave For Dads, Gay Couples

koala baby

In America, we don’t have even have nationwide paid maternal leave. We just have the Family And Medical Leave Act, which ensures three months of unpaid job-protected leave for a new mom. Look and learn, folks, because Australia is putting us all to shame: starting in 2013, Aussies will have the Dad And Partner Leave plan, which guarantees two weeks of paid leave at minimum wage (around $630) for the father or same-sex partner after a baby is born. Australia already has paid parental leave which gives 18 weeks of paid leave at minimum wage for one parent.

Although the minimum wage aspect is not ideal for either plan, it’s so commendable that the country is helping to make it possible for parents to both be at home during those early new-baby days. Why, just look at how overwhelmed this mommy koala is at having to do all the childcare work herself! Keep reading »

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