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Justin Timberlake Apologizes For That “Homeless Video”

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  • Justin Timberlake has penned an open letter to apologize for a video made by his friends in which they walked around Los Angeles and asked random homeless people (and other random folks) to wish him and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. In the surprisingly-well-written-for-a-pop-star letter, Justin calls the video “distasteful” and “unsavory” and says he had no knowledge of its existence and “absolutely ZERO contribution to it.” He also says the video was not, as reported, shown at his wedding. “It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it’s [sic] pants on,” he writes, before joking (?) that his friends are being sentenced by him to 100 hours of community service as punishment. [PopCrush]

Planned Parenthood Files New Lawsuit Against State Of Texas

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  • Planned Parenthood in Texas filed a new lawsuit today regarding a federal appeals court decision to not reconsider a ruling that allows TX to exclude PP from its low-income women’s healthcare funding. TX is expressly excluding PP because the organization provides abortions, even though the majority of the care it provides come in the form of cancer screenings, birth control prescriptions, and other basic health care. Our Hitched columnist Andrea Grimes, who lives in Austin, TX, explains it all in depth here. [Reuters]
  • Another young woman tells the story of how she was failed by so-called “support services” when she was raped and impregnated.  She was actually told by someone at an anti-abortion “crisis pregnancy center” that because she and her rapist were both white, the baby would have an easier time being adopted. This, my friends, is why you should never, ever go to a CPC. [Reproductive Health Reality Check]
  • Why are we so afraid of childless women? [Guardian UK] Keep reading »

Courtney Love And Sam Lufti Are Working On A Kurt Cobain Musical Or Movie

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Courtney Love is working on a movie or Broadway musical about her relationship with Kurt Cobain set to Nirvana music, according to none other than Britney Spears’ ex-manager Sam Lufti. Lufti is currently suing Spears and her parents for defamation and explained in court yesterday how he’s been keeping busy.  ”[Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on [Love's] life and Kurt Cobain’s,” he explained. Outside the courtroom Lufti clarified the musical/movie is just “an idea,” which I suppose it has to be for now because Love is on bad terms with both her daughter Frances Bean Cobain and Cobain’s ex-bandmates. But hey, if creating a musical that might never get made is keeping Courtney Love busy and off Twitter, I say go on with your bad self.  [Guardian UK] [Photo: Bauer Griffin]

Wendy Williams & Rachel Maddow Go Head-To-Head On Politics

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Wendy Williams and Rachel Maddow
These Two Are Cute Together

Rachel Maddow and Wendy Williams are strange bedfellows indeed: Rachel is the host of MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show” and smarter than 99.9 percent of America, while Wendy Williams is the host of “The Wendy Williams Show” and the last time I watched it she was reenacting “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” wig-snatch. So no one is as surprised as me that these two are really cute together. After gabbing about how slimy Donald Trump is, the two got down ‘n’ dirty talking about pop culture and politics. The fact that Rachel Maddow knows the exact ingredients found in sketti makes me love her even more.

Evan Peters Says This Season Of “American Horror Story” Has “A Lot Of Butt”

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“It’s a lot of butt. I got scared. Unless I’m around certain people, I don’t like to be naked. [Laughs.] I have a great picture of me naked on a bed just wearing a cock sock, and the crew is all around me, bored. We were all waiting for a film roll or a lens to arrive. So I’m just sitting around naked on the bed and everyone’s so nonchalant. It was really weird for me, like, ‘Man, this is awkward.’”

– If you don’t know who Evan Peters plays on “American Horror Story: Asylum,” please, stay in the dark. I want him to be all mine.  But yeah, he’s naked a lot this season.

After the jump, Evan talks more about his cock sock and described what it’s liked to get spanked on his bare ass by Jessica Lange. (She does that a lot this season.) Keep reading »

Michelle Obama Just Wants To Shop At CVS Like A Normal

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Michelle Obama Jimmy Kimmel
She Reveals Her Disguise!

Being the First Lady can’t be that bad of a gig: you have a personal chef, travel all over the world, and Beyoncé loves you. But as Michelle Obama explained last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the complete lack of privacy and anonymity warps your life … so much so that you actually start wanting to go to CVS and wait in line for three-quarters of an hour while the one employee rings everyone up.

Mrs. Obama, I go to CVS several times a month for toiletries and prescriptions. Do not even get me started on the CVS pharmacy. You are MORE than welcome to take my place in that badly managed hellhole. When can you start?!?!

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