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Alanis Morissette Writes Some Hippie-Dippy, New Age Stuff About The “Divine Feminine”

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I love hippies … I just don’t always understand what they’re talking about. Case in point: an uber-New Age-y piece Alanis Morissette penned today on The Daily Beast about the “divine feminine.” Well, it’s sort of about how everyone needs to reconcile the “divine feminine” and the “divine masculine” within themselves and that will bring peace and harmony to the Earth. Or something. Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Talks Feminism, Makeup & Submission

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“You know what’s so funny is, I actually think there’s a new feminism that is completely different and I don’t think either is better or worse. Any kind of feminist has valid views for herself about what it means to be a feminist, but, as a new-age feminist, I would say I quite like the transference of strength I feel by submitting to a man – being under him. I actually wrote a song about it on my album, it’s called “GUY” and it stands for “Go Under You.” So wearing makeup, smelling delicious and having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs is something I find strengthening because I know that when I pick the right guy, I can let him have it. Some women feel oppressed by make-up and clothing, and here’s to them, they have every right to feel that way as well.”

– Lady Gaga actually says the resonant thing about feminism — to me — that that I’ve heard a pop star say. Yes, it’s possible to be a savvy businesswoman and multi-million-record-selling pop star but also submit to a man in the bedroom for sexual fantasy! And yes, it’s possible to be a feminist and choose to wear makeup! And yes, it’s possible to be a feminist and choose not to wear makeup! I don’t know quite what Gaga is rambling about with the “suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs” part, though. Guess she likes to play with her food? (Ironically, however, this photo was taken while she was visiting accused rapist/Wikileaks founder Julian Assange in London, proving there is no “perfect feminist.”) [Stylist UK] [Photo: Bauer-Griffin]

Chris O’Dowd’s New Wife Dawn Porter Combines Last Names Into “O’Porter”

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Chris O'Dowd and Dawn Porter

Over the summer, “Bridesmaids” actor Chris O’Dowd married British writer/TV host Dawn Porter, who was also not keen on changing her professional name. She has a piece in UK Glamour about wanting to take on her husband’s name in the spirit of blending families, but at the same time not wanting to lose the last name that’s always been hers. So, she compromised on “O’Porter.” Keep reading »

Tim Tebow Is Dating Camilla Belle

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  • New couple alert: football player Tim Tebow and actress Camilla Belle. She’s been in a few movies and Taylor Swift wrote that song about how Camilla supposedly stole Joe Jonas away from Tay. Something tells me she’s not going to be … devout enough?  [US Weekly]
  • Evan Rachel Wood and “Billy Elliot” actor Jamie Bell wed on Tuesday in a small ceremony. Mazel tov! [The Daily Beast]
  • People are saying Chris Brown went as a terrorist for Halloween. I’m hoping this was just some kind of “Raiders Of The Lost Ark” outfit … or something? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Don’t Worry, Everyone, “Saturday Night Live” Is Still On For This Weekend!

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  • Some good news, finally: Louis C.K. will still be hosting this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live,” the first episode to air after Sandy struck New York City, where the show is taped. Hope he manages to be awkward and funny. [Newser]
  • The official “Breaking Bad” guide to Halloween. Don’t forget your “Breaking Bad” manicure. [HyperVocal]
  • There’s allegedly another sex tape between Kim Kardashian and her ex Ray J being shopped around. I don’t believe it. Every single week there’s a rumor about Kim K having a sex tape with somebody. [Evil Beet Gossip]

It’s The Rap Coloring Book!

Whether you’ve got 99 problems or you’re a motherfuckin’ monster, chances are you probably like coloring books. (Everyone likes coloring books.) And this quirky rap coloring book will keep you busy coloring in Jay-Z and connecting the dots on Tupac. Too bad Nicki Minaj is excluded, because you totally could have used all the crayons in your box coloring on her crazy hair. [ANIMAL New York]

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