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Miranda Hobbes Would Rather Shoot Herself In The Head Than Vote For Mitt Romney

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“I think Miranda Hobbes would rather shoot herself in the head than vote for Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney is so terrible on women’s issues. I know that there are women who support him, and it’s hard for me to understand, but certainly Miranda nor Carrie nor Charlotte nor Samantha, none of those women would ever vote for Mitt Romney. They would do something terrible first before they would ever vote for Mitt Romney.”

– Cynthia Nixon clarifies who the fictional cast of “Sex and the City” are voting for, in case you were wondering. At least I can finally say with confidence “I’m a Miranda!” now. [CBS Local] [Photo: Splash News]

Lindsay Lohan In Trubs For Lying To The Cops

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  • Lindsay Lohan will be charged with lying to cops about her car accident in June when she slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway. LiLo allegedly lied about not being behind the wheel of the Porsche. [TMZ]
  • Kanye West’s been showing off “revealing” pics of Kim Kardashian to his friends, which strikes me as more awkward for the friends than anything else. [YourTango]
  • Relax, Amelia: Obama’s got an 91.6 percent chance at winning tonight, according to Nate Silver. [KNOCK ON WOOD!!!! -- EDITOR] [Newser]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio just recently split from supermodel Erin Heatherton and he’s already moved on to his “The Wolf Of Wall Street” co-star Margot Robbie. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

10 Reminders From Olde Time-y Suffragettes That You Should Vote!

Once upon a time, women were not legally allowed to vote. Some people believed that there was no need for women to vote, because a wife’s political position should always be the same as her husband’s. Other people thought that if middle-class white women exercised this right the same way as white men, the next thing you know they would be doing crazy stuff like wearing pants and not making dinner. Equality’s a bitch, y’all. The brave women who pushed for the 19th Amendment were called “suffragettes” and they battled some pretty nasty stereotypes. Here’s 10 olde time-y anti-suffragette postcards that show just what these ladies were up against. [Collectors Weekly]

And as if you needed another reminder … GO VOTE!

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Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)

Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million For “Hannah Montana” Porn

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  • Miley Cyrus has been offered $1 million to star in a “Hannah Montana” porno called … wait for it … [College Candy]
  • Taylor Lautner has finally said something about the cheating scandal between his “Twilight” co-stars. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • How to shave serious calories from your Starbucks holiday drinks. I need to print this out and put it in my wallet. [Gothamist]

VA Candidate’s Campaign HQ Vandalized With “Baby Killer”

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  • The campaign headquarters of Wayne Powell, the Democratic challenger to Republican Rep. Eric Cantor, was vandalized with the words “baby killer” and “n***er lover.” Ugh, what is wrong with people?! [Think Progress]
  • Wisconsin Democratic candidate Tammy Baldwin is really, really close to becoming the first-ever openly gay senator. [Jezebel]
  • A five-year-old girl designed her own video game (with her dad’s help) and has now netted her own TED talk. [The Mary Sue]
  • Parents of a pregnant 32-year-old with developmental disabilities do not want their daughter having an abortion. A Nevada judge, however, wants to hold an inquiry to find out what the daughters’ wishes are, despite the fact her parents have legal rights over their daughter’s medical decisions. [The Stir] Keep reading »
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