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Todd Akin Political Ad Features Woman Who Was Raped & Had Abortion

Akin's Rape Science
Rep. Todd Akin says "legitimate rape victims" don't get pregnant. Read More »
Politicians On Rape
A handy guide to what various old white conservatives have said. Read More »
"Legitimate Rape" Song
legitimate rape song
Find out if you've been raped according to Todd Akin with this song. Read More »
Todd Akin's New Ad

Three months ago, Missouri’s Senate candidate Todd Akin said that “pregnancy from rape is really rare” and “if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down.” Instead of dropping out of the race for some desperately-needed basic biology lessons, the Republican candidate pressed on with his campaign. Yesterday, he released a campaign ad starring two women, one whom was born in Russia and extols the freedoms of America and another who says she was raped and had an abortion. Keep reading »

Amanda Bynes Walked Around Tanning Salon In The Nude

Amanda Bynes DUI
Amanda Bynes mug shot photo
Amanda Bynes got popped for a DUI! Read More »
Amanda's Dad Defends
Amanda Bynes photo
Amanda Bynes' dad says she could not have possibly had a DUI. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen allegedly bought a woman vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Read More »
  • Amanda Bynes allegedly walked around the front lobby spray tanning salon completely naked looking for goggles (although she says that claim is BS). [PopBytes, US Weekly]
  • Thieves broke into the late Amy Winehouse’s former home in London and stole her wedding dress, which was supposed to be auctioned off for charity. [Betty Confidential]
  • A Los Angeles court has thrown out ex-manager Sam Lufti’s lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents. Lufti had failed to prove any claims he had made against the fam, like that Brit’s dad Jamie Spears allegedly punching him in the face. [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]

Miley Cyrus’s Dubstep Video Stars Cake, Unicorns, And A Baby Goat

Taylor Does Dubstep
Taylor Swift dabbles in dubstep for "I Knew You Were Trouble." Read More »
Skrillex Is Single
Skrillex and Ellie Goulding are dunzo. Read More »
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I Wanna Eat The Whole Cake

Hannah Montana is deader than dead: Miley Cyrus’s newest musical offerings include “Bitches Love Cake,” this totally weird (on purpose) dubstep song with Borgore. It’s got a baby goat, panda and unicorn costumes, and a big ol’ cake . Oh, and Miley Cyrus’s freakishly long tongue. As commenter LR52185¬†told me when he sent this in, “Miley must have some Gene Simmons in her … her tongue is huuuuuuuuuuge.” All the better to lick Liam Hemsworth with, I suppose.

Charlie Sheen Allegedly Bought A Prostitute Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

Morning Quickies
Tim Tebow is dating ... Camilla Belle. Read More »
  • Never let it be said that Charlie Sheen is not a philanthropist: he has allegedly paid for vaginal rejuvenation surgery and a car for one of his favorite prostitutes. (I’m not sure I find this rumor believable.) He also allegedly smokes his drugs out of a Fiji water bong. (I do find this rumor believable.) [Dlisted]
  • Billy Joel, Christina Aguilera and Jon Bon Jovi are all scheduled to perform at a benefit concert/telethon for Sandy victims on Friday night. [PopCrush, Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jason Segel and Michelle Williams’ apartment building in the Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn is insanely flooded from Sandy. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Rumor has it designer L’Wren Scott is creating Angelina Jolie’s wedding gown that she’ll wear to finally make it legal with Brad Pitt. [Betty Confidential]

Study: Children With Lesbian Parents Are Not Screwed Up

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  • Lesbians are great parents whose children are happy with life and academically successful, according to the findings of a study conducted by the Williams Institute. [Queerty]
  • A cultural history of mansplaining. [The Atlantic]
  • A Wisconsin politician said he had to become a lobbyist because “my wife loves to shop.” You know, women be shopping. [The Broad Side]
  • Bill O’Reilly’s show found a bunch of random women on NYC streets dressed in sexy Halloween costumes to talk about who they’re voting for in this weird ‘on the street’ segment. [Slate] Keep reading »

Alanis Morissette Writes Some Hippie-Dippy, New Age Stuff About The “Divine Feminine”

Alanis-Inspired Attack
Alanis Morrissette
Florida man attacks BF for listening to too much Alanis Morissette. Read More »
Alanis' "Basket Case"
Alanis Morissette covers the song "Basket Case" by Green Day. Read More »
alanis morissette

I love hippies … I just don’t always understand what they’re talking about. Case in point: an uber-New Age-y piece Alanis Morissette penned today on The Daily Beast about the “divine feminine.” Well, it’s sort of about how everyone needs to reconcile the “divine feminine” and the “divine masculine” within themselves and that will bring peace and harmony to the Earth. Or something. Keep reading »

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