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Princess Leia Learns How To Be A Disney Princess

Little Boy Princess
What Would You Do? Halloween
A little boy learns he can't be a princess for Halloween. Read More »
Who Are These Girls?
Guess the celebs who are channeling "Star Wars." Read More »
"Star Wars" Corsets
Even "Star Wars" gets sexified. Read More »
Some Day Her Prince Will Come

Now that Disney has purchased LucasFilm, Princess Leia has got to get with the program on that whole Disney princess thing. Lucky for Leia, the other Disney princesses are all happy to teach her how to be a pretty, pretty princess and wait quietly by until her prince comes to save her. In song, of course.

Miranda Hobbes Would Rather Shoot Herself In The Head Than Vote For Mitt Romney

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Cynthia Nixon photo
Cynthia Nixon has married her longtime girlfriend in New York. Read More »
Cynthia's Kid
Max Nixon-Marinoni has ginger curls to die for. Read More »
Celeb Endorsements
Obama and Romney have these celebs on their side. Read More »

“I think Miranda Hobbes would rather shoot herself in the head than vote for Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney is so terrible on women’s issues. I know that there are women who support him, and it’s hard for me to understand, but certainly Miranda nor Carrie nor Charlotte nor Samantha, none of those women would ever vote for Mitt Romney. They would do something terrible first before they would ever vote for Mitt Romney.”

– Cynthia Nixon clarifies who the fictional cast of “Sex and the City” are voting for, in case you were wondering. At least I can finally say with confidence “I’m a Miranda!” now. [CBS Local] [Photo: Splash News]

Lindsay Lohan In Trubs For Lying To The Cops

Lindz On Hurricane Sandy
Lindsay Lohan is a meteorologist now. Read More »
Michael Lohan Vs. Lindsay
Lindsay Lohan at the Mr Pink Ginseng Drink launch
LiLo's dad seeks conservatorship over her. Read More »
Lindsay Vs. Dina
Dina Lohan with Lindsay Lohan
Cops were called over an early morning brawl. Read More »
  • Lindsay Lohan will be charged with lying to cops about her car accident in June when she slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway. LiLo allegedly lied about not being behind the wheel of the Porsche. [TMZ]
  • Kanye West’s been showing off “revealing” pics of Kim Kardashian to his friends, which strikes me as more awkward for the friends than anything else. [YourTango]
  • Relax, Amelia: Obama’s got an 91.6 percent chance at winning tonight, according to Nate Silver. [KNOCK ON WOOD!!!! -- EDITOR] [Newser]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio just recently split from supermodel Erin Heatherton and he’s already moved on to his “The Wolf Of Wall Street” co-star Margot Robbie. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

10 Reminders From Olde Time-y Suffragettes That You Should Vote!

Once upon a time, women were not legally allowed to vote. Some people believed that there was no need for women to vote, because a wife’s political position should always be the same as her husband’s. Other people thought that if middle-class white women exercised this right the same way as white men, the next thing you know they would be doing crazy stuff like wearing pants and not making dinner. Equality’s a bitch, y’all. The brave women who pushed for the 19th Amendment were called “suffragettes” and they battled some pretty nasty stereotypes. Here’s 10 olde time-y anti-suffragette postcards that show just what these ladies were up against. [Collectors Weekly]

And as if you needed another reminder … GO VOTE!

Meet “Just-In Beaver,” The Justin Bieber Sex Toy

240 Sex Dolls
These creepy people own 240 sex dolls just for company. Read More »
Sex Dolls Sell Coffee
Cumberland Farms hired some sex dolls to shill their coffee drinks. Read More »
justin bieber sex toy

Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)

Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million For “Hannah Montana” Porn

Ye Olde Porn
Turn Of The Century Porn
Grab the smelling salts! These pics were feisty in 1890. Read More »
Porn Pioneers
Six women who were porn star pioneers. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell is pregnant! Read More »
  • Miley Cyrus has been offered $1 million to star in a “Hannah Montana” porno called … wait for it … [College Candy]
  • Taylor Lautner has finally said something about the cheating scandal between his “Twilight” co-stars. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • How to shave serious calories from your Starbucks holiday drinks. I need to print this out and put it in my wallet. [Gothamist]
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