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Good News: James Deen’s Doctor Says Sex Is A Workout — But Only Porn Sex

“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.” In the film world, people don’t realize you’re not just having sex. Sex on camera can be anywhere from 20 minutes to four hours. It all depends on the production and type of scene. It’s also not just standard sex, like, “Let’s just make each other’s bodies feel good.” It’s physical, entertainment-style sex. So while you might ride a motorcycle in a certain way when you’re driving to work, if you’re a stunt person and you’re going to ride that motorcycle on camera, you’re going to do a totally different style of motorcycle riding. My whole point is that because of the on-camera sex, I have this insane style of stunt sex. It actually is very physically strenuous. It’s a good workout. All the positioning and weird things. My doctor said so! Doctor-approved workout.”

And here I was thinking that sex, my preferred (and, um, only) form of workout, was a super-sneaky way to get some serious cardio. Not true. Like, at all. Damn you, James Deen’s doctor, damn you! [GQ]

James' Teen Mom Porn
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James Deen filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from "Teen Mom." Read More »
James On Porn Laws
James Deen explains why CA's Measure B is bad for the porn industry. Read More »
Meet James Deen
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He's a porn star and Lilo's latest co-star. Read More »

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand On Why Women Need To Run For Office

Hillary On Politics
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The secretary of state discusses double standards. Read More »
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Tea Partier accuses female politician of not acting like "a lady." Read More »
List Of Ugly Politicians
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Some jerk is making a list of the ugliest women in politics. Read More »

“When women are at the table, a broader agenda is discussed, an agenda that looks out for all Americans, particularly those who are voiceless. Women’s voices are not better than men’s, they’re different and the broader perspective that we bring often leads to better results. That’s why I’ve been such an advocate for more women to run for office and make their voices heard.”

– Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) penned an impassioned op-ed for PolicyMic about ending sexual assault in the military. In it, she makes this point about how it’s “not a coincidence at all” that there are 20 women in the U.S. Senate and this issue is finally being directly addressed. Hear, hear! Clearly Sen. Gillibrand’s statement about the need for “broader perspectives” applies to people of color, LGBTQ folks, and anyone else who has been voiceless in our government for far too long. [PolicyMic] [Photo: Getty]

Your Slutty Behavior Is Killing Flowers (Or Something?)

You probably didn’t know that by taking the birth control pill, you are directly contributing to lethal experimentation, euthanasia, poverty, and crime. Well, this flower/weed graphic discovered by feminist blogger Jessica Valenti on One More Soul, a Christian website promoting chastity until opposite-sex marriage, will set you straight. Only through chastity will you have a strong family life. Anything else that sounds remotely fun is SEXUAL CHAOS!

Well. I happen to like dandelions. So … [Feministing]

Lindsay Lohan And Cars Continue Not To Mix Well

Lindsay Pregnant?
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Lindsay Agrees To Rehab
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The verdict? Linds will spend 90 days in inpatient rehab. Read More »
Lindz An Escort
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Lindsay Lohan's father claimed she's a high-class escort. Read More »
James Deen On Lindz
Co-star James Deen says Lindsay doesn't necessarily mean to be rude. Read More »
  • Lindsay Lohan’s Porsche got towed in Brooklyn after she illegally parked it on the street Saturday night. Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Wait, isn’t she supposed to be in rehab? [TMZ]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal attends a regular SoulCycle class in NYC — not the one Amelia attends, sadly — and it’s selling out every week. Also, he wears his hair in a man bun. [NYMag.com]
  • Geeks shall inherit the Earth: “One Tree Hill” star Sophia Bush is dating a program manager from Google named Dan Fredinburg. [US Weekly]
  • “Downton Abbey” is launching an official line of beauty products, clothing, furniture, wallpaper and housewares. Is it just me or is this happening a few seasons too late? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Swedish High School Debuts Gender Neutral Locker Room

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Some transgender kids have it more figured out than the rest of us. Read More »
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... for using the women's bathroom. Read More »
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Dan on why a straight guy like him cares about transgender rights. Read More »
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Students at a Swedish high school have requested and received a gender neutral changing room as part of the school’s locker room for any student that wants to use it. Soedra Latins upper secondary school already has male and female locker rooms, but students proposed last year that they have an additional space for students not defined by gender. Trans folks (and gay folks) all around the world are discriminated against by people who assume they use opposite-gender bathrooms just to leer; it’s particularly hard on trans kids who are, in many cases, already susceptible to bullying. A gender neutral space gives those bigots no excuse. This Stockholm suburb is the same place that discourages preschoolers from calling each other “him”/”her”/”boy”/”girl” and instead identify each other as “friends.” Between your progressive ideas about gender and your IKEA meatballs, you’re not doing anything to make me not love you, Sweden. [Huffington Post] [Photo of girl in gym locker room via Shutterstock]

Vince Vaughn’s Wife Kyla Weber Is Pregnant With Their Second Kid

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Five things to know about Kyla Weber, Vince Vaughn's wife. Read More »
Vince's Gay Joke
Vince Vaughn wants to keep a gay joke in his movie. Read More »
Vince Gets Called Out
Anderson Cooper was not amused by Vince Vaughn's "that's so gay" line. Read More »
  • Vince Vaughn announced on “Ellen” that his wife Kyla Weber is pregnant with the couple’s second kid. The couple’s daughter Locklyn was born in 2011. Mazel tov! [Starpulse]
  • Sarah Silverman is getting her first HBO comedy special called “We Are Miracles” to air in the fall. It’s about time! [The Wrap]
  • Jamie Foxx is in talks to play the Daddy Warbucks character in Will Smith and Jay-Z’s remake of “Annie,” which will star Quvenzhane Wallis. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • There’s a bad batch of Botox floating around. You’ve been warned, “Real Housewives.” [NBC News]

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Anti-Abortion Group Live Action Debuts More “Undercover” Videos

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  • The anti-abortion group Live Action today debuted more videos filmed “undercover” at abortion clinics, including ones in Washington, D.C., and the Bronx, NY, claiming they perform “illegal and inhuman practices.” Live Action sent women to clinics where they secretly taped their conversations about a hypothetical, rare late-term abortion with various staff members; to hear Live Action tell it, these doctors are butchering live babies. Live Action videos are always heavily edited — much like reality TV — to make them appear say what Live Action wants them to convey. And what do they want to convey, really? Less than one percent of abortions are performed after 21 weeks. Plus, abortions are legal after 24 weeks in New York State only if a woman’s life is at risk. Not sure what kind of bombshell they were really trying to uncover with this one. [New York Times, Washington Post, Think ProgressMedia Matters]
  • New York is considering a ban on so-called “ex-gay therapy” for minors. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Pooping At Work Is “The Last Office Taboo For Women,” Apparently

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A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »
Poop At Work
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Do you poop in your office bathroom? Some women don't! Read More »
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Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
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Everybody poops.

Deal with it, ladies.

And yes, I mean “ladies.” Because while there are many ways you are discriminated against in the office because of your gender — unequal pay, the glass ceiling, the boys’ club — but hiding your poop at work because you’re afraid what somebody will think about your bowel movements is all you Keep reading »

Emma Stone Proves It’s Possible To Love Her Even More

Emma Is Way Charming
Color us shocked that she's the most adorable spokesmodel of all time. Read More »
Emma On Heartbreak
Like most of us, it made her puke. Read More »

Cosmopolitan: What makeup do you think guys like on a girl?

Emma Stone: I could care less. I think women should wear whatever makeup they want for themselves. Makeup should be fun.

– Well said, Emma Stone. Well said. [Cosmopolitan]

Michigan Mother Is Very Concerned About Anne Frank’s Clitoris

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Meet Gail Horalek, the busybody parent to top all busybody parents. She is very concerned that her daughter’s copy of The Diary Of A Young Girl is pornographic. It would seem that it’s not offensive enough that a vibrant young woman was a victim of the Holocaust. It’s also very offensive that Anne Frank played with her clitoris.

Horalek’s 7th grade daughter chose to read the newer, unedited “definitive edition” of Diary Of A Young Girl for a class project. This version was long blocked by Anne’s father (the only surviving member of the Frank family) because it contained more sexual themes; however, schools have been reading it for over a decade now. But Gail Horalek will not abide this smut! Keep reading »