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Shit, Haley Joel Osment Grew Up!

Remember Haley Joel Osment, that cute little kid from “The Sixth Sense” and “A.I.” and “Forrest Gump”? Somewhere along the way he has grown up and become completely unrecognizable … but he also kinda looks exactly the same. With long, slicked back hair and a natty suit, he could be playing a sleazy used car salesman on “Mad Men,” or perhaps a young Philip Seymour Hoffman in anything. But this is Osment actually on set for “Yoga Hosers,” a Kevin Smith film which is described by IMDB thusly: “Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.” Somehow Nazis factor into this plot, because the paparazzi photos of Osment on set all have swastikas in the background. [Images via Pacific Coast News and IMDB]

Miley Cyrus: “If You Drink A Lot Of Pineapple Juice You’re Going To Have Yummy Cum”

“This one’s a vibrator, which I got from a fan. They threw it on stage. And that’s a joint [attached to it], so that’s the vibe. I’ve gotten more and more about piling things on, but I try to put thought into everything. Even though it’s so stupid, I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right? Yummy cum? If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Miley Cyrus has a glue gun and she knows how to use it. Her artwork is appearing in Jeremy Scott’s New York Fashion Week show today and will be displayed at the V magazine office’s gallery from tomorrow onward. (Perhaps this also explains why Miley decked out her five-foot bong with fake flowers, beads and a plastic dinosaur? It was art.) Somehow, pineapples figure strongly in her artistic vision, so she attached one to a dick with a bunch of babies and wrote the word “fuck.” Thanks for the semen tip, Miley! [V Magazine] [Image of pineapple via Shutterstock]

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Accused Of Sexual Assault By Ex-Stripper

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been accused of sexually assaulting a former stripper named Jana Weckerly, 27, during a 2009 incident in Texas. In a lawsuit, which can be read here, Wecklery said she and another woman met Jones at a hotel in North Texas sometime during May or June 2009. She accused the 71-year-old Cowboys’ owner of forcing his fingers into her vagina, forcibly kissing her on the neck and shoulders, forcing her to rub his penis, forcibly grabbing or rubbing her butt, and making her watch while he got a blowjob from the other woman. All of this occurred without her consent, she alleges. Keep reading »

Source: Unplanned Throat Biopsy Killed Joan Rivers

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She showed women it's okay to be an asshole (if you want). Read More »
  • An unplanned throat biopsy during a routine endoscopy is what killed Joan Rivers , a source told The New York Daily News. Rivers was having an endoscopy at a clinic in Manhattan when a doctor tried to perform a biopsy on her vocal cords. Normally biopsies of that nature on only performed in a hospital and when her vocal cords reacted with spasms, cutting of her air supply, the clinic allegedly could not help her. How terribly sad. [New York Daily News]
  • The rumors that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry hate each other are getting more oomph to them: Taylor recently told Rolling Stone her song “Bad Blood” is about a woman who is a “straight-up” enemy and yesterday Katy tweeted, “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.” The two’s relationship supposedly soured over John Mayer, who Katy dated after Taylor. In Rolling Stone, Taylor said of her bad blood with the mystery pop star, “She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me.” [Page Six] Keep reading »

Tinder Exec Resigns Following Sexual Harassment Settlement

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  • Tinder CMO Justin Mateen has resigned from the company after the company and its owner IAC settled a sexual harassment lawsuit by a former employee and romantic interest. Whitney Wolfe, an early employee at Tinder, said she was pressured to resign after she complained about sexist and inappropriate messages from Mateen. The amount of the settlement was undisclosed. [USA Today; NBC News]
  • Resident advisors at Barnard College at Columbia University were asked to sign a “training expectations” contact which asked them to dress with “no belly, no butts, no bras.” [Feministing]
  • Poetry by the late Maya Angelou has been made into a hip-hop album. [The Grio] Keep reading »

“Fox & Friends” Hosts Joke About Ray Rice Beating His Fiancée, Don’t Apologize

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  • “Fox & Friends” host Brian Kilmeade joked yesterday that the message behind the brutal video released by TMZ depicting since-terminated Ravens player Ray Rice beating his then-fiancée Janay Rice was “take the stairs.” His co-host Steve Doocy quipped, “The message is, when you’re in a an elevator, there’s a camera.” On today’s show, Kilmeade addressed the response to their tasteless jokes, claiming the show takes domestic violence “seriously” … but did not actually apologize for cracking wise about violence against women. Typical! [Raw Story]
  • Broadway executives decided not to dim the lights for Joan Rivers, who died on Thursday, after they concluded that her career did not meet the criteria for this honor. Pfffffft. [New York Times] Keep reading »
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