Jessica Blankenship

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Entertainment

Like many parents around the holidays, this month, for me, has involved a lot of trying to figure out how to balance a compulsive need to provide my kid with the things he wants, which are many and very useless, and an equally pressing obligation to not raise an over-indulged asshole. (I mean, my kid is an… READ MORE »


News

This will be brief and inarticulate. I’ve had little sleep and the world is on fire. But it’s fine because this isn’t journalism or any kind of writing that needs to be beautiful. This is more of a perfunctory internal memo.  READ MORE »


Entertainment

You look like a shiny new Acura, Kylie. Luv yoo.  READ MORE »


Entertainment

I know you’ll be shocked to find out that when Orange Is The New Black co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley went on Lip Sync Battle, it was adorable and precious and excellent, but it’s true. It was all of those things. I know, how wildly unexpected.

Also, I could hit yoga seven days a week… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Gotta find those silver linings, bbs. READ MORE »


Entertainment

I’m not here to pretend that I’m above being excited about Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life. I’ve worked long and hard to accept myself just as I am, goddamnit. READ MORE »


Entertainment

This is what a hero looks like. And that’s vaguely what her friend looks like but whatever. READ MORE »


Entertainment

The nearly 2-minute trailer features a lot of Jamie Dornan looking hot and tormented about his career choices, and Dakota Johnson numbly making me wish they’d given this roll to her mom. If abuse and two sad Tommy Hilfiger catalog models barely emoting at one another get you off, then behold! READ MORE »


Mind & Body

That’s all. READ MORE »


Entertainment

Planetarium features Portman and Baby Depp as sisters (sure, OK) who work as mediums in Paris. They also take baths together and smoke cigarettes, as all sisters do from time to time. Oh, and this is all set in the 1930s, which I have to believe was fucking Portman’s idea.READ MORE »


Entertainment

Evans is currently ass-deep in hella contested custody battles with her ex and mom over her two current children, which yes, as we’re all thinking, does make this an incredibly good time to throw another baby-log on the raging dumpster fire that is Evans’ interpersonal relationships. READ MORE »


Style

For when you reach that point in life when you feel like you definitely should already have your shit together but you don’t but you realize that having a really dope area rug in your home is a shockingly effective lie. You know, that point. READ MORE »



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