Janet Manley and Emily Winter

Quiz: What Type of Bachelorette Party Should You Plan for Your BFF?

To determine the level of bacheloretting to pitch your bridey at her last hurrah in the City of the Single, obtain scores from Parts I and II below and then refer to our handy chart, borrowed from a pantyhose packet, to determine the bachelorette party you should throw.
By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / May 23, 2014

By The Numbers: Bachelorette Parties

Strip clubs, pole dancing, penis hats, comedy shows, bar crawls, wine nights, weekend getaways! Bachelorette parties are both a money and time suck that sometimes has us feeling like basic bitches and other times make us feel like we never want to hang out with guys again. In honor of that special time…
By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / May 15, 2014

Two Right Answers: “It Bothers Me That My Boyfriend Is Into The Sex On ‘Game Of Thrones'”

If there are a million ways to do something wrong, there should be at least a few ways to do a thing right. In this series, Janet and Emily tackle your questions from two different perspectives. The result, we hope, is two right answers. Janet is a stone-cold rationalist, baker, and monotreme from Australia. Her…
By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / April 17, 2014

2 Right Answers: “Help! My Boyfriend Needs To Be More Discreet!”

If there are a million ways to do something wrong, there should be at least a few ways to do a thing right. In this series, Janet and Emily tackle your questions from two different perspectives. The result, we hope, is two right answers. Janet is a stone-cold rationalist, baker, and monotreme from Australia. Her boo…
By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / April 9, 2014

An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products! Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our "most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes." And by "most precious parts," you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is "hoohoo" the name of my…
By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / January 13, 2014