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Robert Pattinson Is Going To Have A Talk With Rupert Sanders

Oh, you didn’t think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The GreatKristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to keep the kids hooked. Something to look forward to!

Anyway, as we’ve already heard, poor Robert Pattinson has been taking this news hard, and understandably so. But now we’rehearing that while Rob doesn’t feel like talking to Kristen right now, he is planning on having a man-to-man chat with Rupert Sanders. Oh, Robert. Read more…

Even People Magazine Says Kristen Stewart Cheated On Robert Pattinson

This makes me so sad, but to be fair, I’m sure it makes poor Robert Pattinson even sadder. I bet he’s just sitting quietly at home, sipping tea and possibly writing heartbroken poetry because the love of his whole life cheated on him with some director. And of course, this whole thing hasn’t been confirmed or denied yet (and you know it won’t be, this is the couple who didn’t even publicly acknowledge their relationship for years, they’re not going to comment on every rumor, true or not), but it is in People.

The relationship between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson has been rocked by the revelation that the actress had a brief fling with a married director, sources tell People. “Kristen is absolutely devastated,” says one source. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.” Read more…

Brad Fischetti From LFO Spends All His Free Time At Abortion Clinics

You guys. This is crazy. You remember LFO, right? Of course you do. They’re the ones who like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, remember? Yeah, those guys. Well, ever since their star began to fade in 2001, it doesn’t look like they’ve been up to too much. Rich Cronin, the cute blonde one on the far left, sadly passed away in 2010. Devin, the guy who Jennifer Love Hewitt is pressing up against, is a barber now, I believe. So where does that leave Brad, the striking young man in the middle?

Oh, you know, he just hangs out at an abortion clinic, trying to convince women who go in to “choose life.” Then he talks about it on Twitter. Read more…

Topless Adrien Brody At Cannes

This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck “like.” This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he’s shirtless and drinking junky white wine.

I’ve run across some pretty steamy Adrien Brody photos that depict the actor in various positions (shirt on, shirt off, smiling, not smiling, sitting, standing …), all of them laying under the warm, joyful blanket of “so f-cking hot”-ness. Read more …

Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Wearing Matching Rings Now

You know what this (left) is? It’s a ring. That says ‘Justin.’ As in ‘Theroux’. Who is wearing it, and not because he’s such a ditz that he often forgets his own name and needs a reminder. Nope, he’s wearing it because Jennifer Aniston is making him under penalty of public breakdown it’s a symbol of his and Jennifer Aniston’s undying love for one another. Yup. She’s even got one to match (right), and hers is aptly screams ‘Jennifer.’ Read more…

This Is Sad: Chyna Is Starring In A Wrestling Porno

You guys remember Chyna, right? She used to be a lady wrestler, but then she developed addictions to various substances, made a sex tape, and became suicidal. I’m not really sure what order all that happened in, but all of it together means that Chyna’s life was kind of a mess: that is, until she went to rehab. Then, of course, she relapsed, and … I’m not really sure what happened. I never read anything about her, but according to Wikipedia, she starred in her first pornographic film last year, Backdoor to Chyna, “which is promoted as including her first anal sex scene,” so that’s something.

But 2012 is a new year with new possibilities … like a wrestling-themed porno. Great. Read more…

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