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Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney, tweeted something vaguely ominous to Justin Timberlake — and then deleted it. She posted a photo of her, JT, and Brit Brit in a car, while alluding to knowing that his song “Cry Me A River” was written about her sister. Thankfully someone screencapped it before it was lost into the… READ MORE »


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Jared Leto told Twitter that when he hits 1 million twitter followers, he would get a tattoo. Well he did. And he did. He got this giant tattoo on his back. I’m still not convinced this isn’t a joke. But here it is. The photo was posted on his Instagram account and E! Online picked up the story. When… READ MORE »


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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are “over the moon.” Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told Us Weekly, “Kanye always wanted a girl.” Cool story, bro. Read more…READ MORE »


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Well, the Lord’s day is going to be a lot less fun this week (I mean, if it’s possible to be less fun than it usually is), because this time around, artists attending the Grammys in LA have been warned about being naked. That’s right, no butt, no tits, no “puffy” genitals (dear me!) –… READ MORE »


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Oh Joaquin Phoenix. How you’re still such an important part of my entertainment life. Even when you said “bye! Good” to us, I never stopped loving you. Even when you embarked on a drunken “rap career,” I maintained my adoration. Throughout everything—any by “everything,” I mean the “massive fleecing you put over on all of us… READ MORE »


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How horrible, right? How could you hate an innocent little child like Honey Boo Boo? If you don’t like her, fine, or if you think she’s trashy, whatever. I see you up there on your high horse, I get it. But hate? That’s just sad.

It’s because she has a pet chicken. See that… READ MORE »


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Seriously, how good is Snooki looking these days? I think she’s always been cute, but when she got pregnant, she stopped tanning, and it seems like she’s started using more natural makeup (natural for Snooki, of course), and honestly, I think she’s super hot right now. Unfortunately, Snooki doesn’t agree with me. She just did an interview with In Touch, and she says she’s… READ MORE »


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Hey, do you remember when Miley tweeted this stuff?
ever feel like you want just…. something more. not sure what exactly…. passion perhaps?

sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling.

Thought of the day: maybe it’s not that they love you less, they just love… READ MORE »


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But of course she’s not, though, because this “apology” is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nail polish color to Sunday’s Emmys, if you didn’t already hear. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed—LAST WEEK—to begin with. Why endure the extravagance… READ MORE »


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Because of course she did. This is what Evan Rachel Wood does—alienate people and perpetuate stereotypes (no, I don’t know if that’s what she really does as in she makes a habit of it, but that’s what she did this time, and it was pretty fucking rude if you ask me). This is what ERW… READ MORE »


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Ooh! Classy! Don’t know if you guys follow Nicki on Twitter, but it’s, like, my job to, so when I got a nudge from one of our followers that Nicki went nuclear on a bunch of people calling BS on her “medical issues,” I immediately thought, “Well, there goes American Idol.”

From Nicki’s Twitter, a condensed… READ MORE »


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Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelryRead more…READ MORE »


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Oh, you didn’t think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The GreatKristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to keep the kids hooked. Something to… READ MORE »


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This makes me so sad, but to be fair, I’m sure it makes poor Robert Pattinson even sadder. I bet he’s just sitting quietly at home, sipping tea and possibly writing heartbroken poetry because the love of his whole life cheated on him with some director. And of course, this whole thing hasn’t been confirmed or denied yet (and… READ MORE »


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You guys. This is crazy. You remember LFO, right? Of course you do. They’re the ones who like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, remember? Yeah, those guys. Well, ever since their star began to fade in 2001, it doesn’t look like they’ve been up to too much. Rich Cronin, the cute blonde one on… READ MORE »


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This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck “like.” This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he’s shirtless and drinking junky white wine.

I’ve run across some pretty steamy Adrien Brody photos that… READ MORE »


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You know what this (left) is? It’s a ring. That says ‘Justin.’ As in ‘Theroux’. Who is wearing it, and not because he’s such a ditz that he often forgets his own name and needs a reminder. Nope, he’s wearing it because Jennifer Aniston is making him under penalty of public breakdown it’s a symbol of his andREAD MORE »


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You guys remember Chyna, right? She used to be a lady wrestler, but then she developed addictions to various substances, made a sex tape, and became suicidal. I’m not really sure what order all that happened in, but all of it together means that Chyna’s life was kind of a mess: that is, until she went to rehab. Then, of course, she… READ MORE »