Evil Beet Gossip

It’s A Girl For Kim And Kanye

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are “over the moon.” Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told Us Weekly, “Kanye always wanted a girl.” Cool story, bro. Read more...
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 24, 2013

Listen Up, Grammy Attendees: Your Nips, Butt Cheeks & Puffy Genitals Aren’t Welcome!

Well, the Lord’s day is going to be a lot less fun this week (I mean, if it’s possible to be less fun than it usually is), because this time around, artists attending the Grammys in LA have been warned about being naked. That’s right, no butt, no tits, no “puffy” genitals (dear me!) –…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 9, 2013

Joaquin Phoenix: Would You Still Hit It?

Oh Joaquin Phoenix. How you’re still such an important part of my entertainment life. Even when you said “bye! Good” to us, I never stopped loving you. Even when you embarked on a drunken “rap career,” I maintained my adoration. Throughout everything—any by “everything,” I mean the “massive fleecing you put over on all of u…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / January 25, 2013

PETA Hates Honey Boo Boo Child

How horrible, right? How could you hate an innocent little child like Honey Boo Boo? If you don’t like her, fine, or if you think she’s trashy, whatever. I see you up there on your high horse, I get it. But hate? That’s just sad. It’s because she has a pet chicken. See that photo u…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / November 11, 2012

Snooki Talks About Losing Her Baby Weight, Doesn’t Understand What Baby Weight Is

Seriously, how good is Snooki looking these days? I think she’s always been cute, but when she got pregnant, she stopped tanning, and it seems like she’s started using more natural makeup (natural for Snooki, of course), and honestly, I think she’s super hot right now. Unfortunately, Snooki doesn’t agree with me. She just did…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / October 27, 2012

Liam Would Like Miley To Delete Her Twitter Again

Hey, do you remember when Miley tweeted this stuff? ever feel like you want just…. something more. not sure what exactly…. passion perhaps? sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling. Thought of the day: maybe it’s not that they love you less, they just love you the most they are…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / September 30, 2012

Kelly Osbourne Is “Sorry” For That $250K Manicure She Got, Guys

But of course she’s not, though, because this “apology” is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nail polish color to Sunday’s Emmys, if you didn’t already hear. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh.
By: Evil Beet Gossip / September 27, 2012

Evan Rachel Wood Says Miley Cyrus Has Lesbian Hair

Because of course she did. This is what Evan Rachel Wood does—alienate people and perpetuate stereotypes (no, I don’t know if that’s what she really does as in she makes a habit of it, but that’s what she did this time, and it was pretty fucking rude if you ask me). This is what ERW…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / August 25, 2012

Nicki Minaj Tells Fans To “Eat S**t And Die,” Calls Their Mothers “Whores”

Ooh! Classy! Don’t know if you guys follow Nicki on Twitter, but it’s, like, my job to, so when I got a nudge from one of our followers that Nicki went nuclear on a bunch of people calling BS on her “medical issues,” I immediately thought, “Well, there goes American Idol.” From Nicki’s Twitter, a condensed…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / August 23, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Stole Some More Jewelry. Allegedly.

Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelry. Read more...
By: Evil Beet Gossip / August 21, 2012

Robert Pattinson Is Going To Have A Talk With Rupert Sanders

Oh, you didn’t think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The GreatKristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / July 29, 2012

Even People Magazine Says Kristen Stewart Cheated On Robert Pattinson

This makes me so sad, but to be fair, I’m sure it makes poor Robert Pattinson even sadder. I bet he’s just sitting quietly at home, sipping tea and possibly writing heartbroken poetry because the love of his whole life cheated on him with some director. And of course, this whole thing hasn’t been confirmed…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / July 25, 2012

Brad Fischetti From LFO Spends All His Free Time At Abortion Clinics

You guys. This is crazy. You remember LFO, right? Of course you do. They’re the ones who like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, remember? Yeah, those guys. Well, ever since their star began to fade in 2001, it doesn’t look like they’ve been up to too much. Rich Cronin, the cute blonde one o…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / May 25, 2012

Topless Adrien Brody At Cannes

This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck “like.” This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he’s shirtless and drinking junky white wine. I’ve run across some pretty steamy Adrien Brody photos that depict the…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / May 24, 2012

Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Wearing Matching Rings Now

You know what this (left) is? It’s a ring. That says ‘Justin.' As in ‘Theroux’. Who is wearing it, and not because he’s such a ditz that he often forgets his own name and needs a reminder. Nope, he’s wearing it because Jennifer Aniston is making him under penalty of public breakdown it’s a…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 18, 2012

This Is Sad: Chyna Is Starring In A Wrestling Porno

You guys remember Chyna, right? She used to be a lady wrestler, but then she developed addictions to various substances, made a sex tape, and became suicidal. I’m not really sure what order all that happened in, but all of it together means that Chyna’s life was kind of a mess: that is,…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 17, 2012

Taylor Momsen Cleans Up Nicely!

Well isn’t this a nice change now. Taylor Momsen wearing something other than undergarments and bloody, ripped fishnet stockings with thigh-high boots that could be used as arsenal in their own rights. And doesn’t she just look lovely? Taylor here was photographed at New York’s Fashion week, where she kept the company of Stacy Keibler, Bar…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 16, 2012

Who Is Slinky Sunbeam?

The odds are that you don’t recognize this young man at all. Don’t feel bad about it, because there’s no reason that you should really know what he looks like. But trust me, you probably hate him. You’ve probably, at some point, called him a dick, an a**hole, or whatever your favorite insult might be…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 15, 2012

Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, "Lady and the Tramp," because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,”…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 14, 2012

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Have A Great Valentine’s Day

In case you forgot, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and it’s so important that you do everything right for your significant other. Do you understand that? Nothing else matters right now other than you not screwing up that special day tomorrow for your partner, and nobody knows that better than Gwyneth Paltrow. And since Gwyneth is such a sweetheart, she’s taken it…
By: Evil Beet Gossip / February 13, 2012