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The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For January 23rd-24th 2010

Saturday

  • “Made” on MTV at 9:00 a.m.
  • “Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 10:00 a.m.
  • “The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m.

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Kylie Minogue Joins The Ranks Of The Famous & Fluidly Bisexual

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Kylie Minogue, the international pop diva, Kinsey-scaled it up in an interview with Mexico’s Max magazine, explaining that she’s “been attracted to some women.” Because women are such natural beauties, she can’t help but admire them. Although she hasn’t acted on her feelings and crushes yet, Kylie does wish she could have experienced the late actress Tallulah Bankhead. And we’re sure that Tallulah would have loved Kylie. With that in mind, we’ve got a few more Old Hollywood lady loves who got frisky all over the Kinsey scale.

Quickies: David Beckham’s Golden Balls Get Grabbed & Octomom’s Bikini Photo Shoot

  • David Beckham grimaces as his “golden balls” are grabbed by an Italian TV star from the show “The Hyenas.” [Celebitchy]
  • Celebutante Peaches Geldof lucked out after tweeting about losing her passport; a London resident tweeted back that she’d found it. [Daily Mail]
  • In the publicly ongoing battle between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, Bristol’s come a step closer to custody of their child by watching the video “Listen to the Children,” a viewing required by all Alaskans seeking custody following a separation. [TMZ]

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The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For January 16-17th 2010

Saturday

  • “One Tree Hill” on CW at 9:00 a.m.
  • “Billy the Kid” on Turner Classic Movies at 10:00 a.m.
  • “The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m.

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Hey Mister, Are You Trying To Schtupp My Sister?

You are allowed to protect your baby sister so that she remains in a happy, giant bubble, far away from bills, landlords, and men, right? Right? It’s reasonable that she remain approximately 12 years old forever, arguing at the lunch table that the Spice Girls are no good, playing lacrosse, and dating nobody? Perfectly reasonable. OK, so maybe extreme eternal youth is totally creepy in an “Interview with the Vampire” Claudia kind of way. And it isn’t truly what I want for my own little sister, but recently I’ve found my protective-sibling-claws coming out.
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My Mom Is Better Than Facebook

I used to get the back-home gossip from my mother. In the olden days, when “Men in Black II” came out, she was like a Greek oracle or a Shakespearean seer. With her job in the school district, she always knew what was happening with everyone. Charlie’s a plumber and about to be engaged to Samantha the artist. Bobby, who had that baby so young, is working for the fire department. Mom always knew how to deliver the news; she’s your oldest confidante. She knows that when you’re too old for that kind of thing, you’re still gonna cry when the last strawberry in the floundering patch dies, and about that boy who was soooo cute when you were 15 and gangly. When the news was bad, I was prepared before she spoke because of her deep inhale and too-long pause. After telling me the girl who wore sneakers to the senior prom was killed by a drunk driver, we stayed on the phone together.

Then came the “just the facts, ma’am” Facebook. Keep reading »

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