Songstress Sara Bareilles wrote a song about the “Jersey Shore.” And she’s “gonna pretend her hair don’t bend” and that “whoever looks good, bitch, I look better.” [Oh No They Didn’t]
Because there’s an app for everything, you can spend $0.99 to find out whose been defriending you on Facebook. [ABC]
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“The Three Stooges” on AMC at 9:00 a.m.
“Launch My Line” on Bravo at 10:00 a.m.
“What Happens in Vegas” on HBO at 11:15 a.m. … READ MORE »
The lads at Maxim need you, Frisky readers. They’re conducting their annual SEX SURVEY and want you to participate. [True story: I worked at Maxim for years and was involved in the first sex survey and let me tell you — peeps be doing some cuh-razy things in the bedrooms. — Editor] Make sure your… READ MORE »
Last Sunday, there was a big post-underpants bomber mess at Newark Airport in New Jersey. The entire place was completely shut down—everyone in the terminal was evacuated and had to be rescanned to enter—because some dude walked the wrong way through security and disappeared into the crowd. So did this man have nefarious intentions? No,… READ MORE »
Gentlemen, rejoice! The days of straining and chafing, ya know, the down there parts, are over thanks to the SSS, or the Separate Sack Suspensory. With this handy device, you can live in comfort as nature intended, while still being clean for the lady folk, because each item is sold with two interchangeable sacks. Wear… READ MORE »
The Danish tourism board has taken a certain non-traditional approach with attracting visitors to their fertile shores. In this video, Karen casually searches for the tourist father of her baby. She doesn’t remember his name, or really need anything from him; she simply wants to be able to identify a father for her… READ MORE »
There’s a certain amount of brouhaha amongst some evangelical Republicans over a minor presidential appointment in the Commerce Department. Amanda Simpson will perform a job for the public benefit that I can’t define. I’m pretty sure most of the American public doesn’t know what the Senior Technical Adviser for the Commerce Department’s Bureau of Industry… READ MORE »
This year, I’m doing something different and spending Christmas with my new husband. While I’m super excited for his next great stuffed french toast concoction, it does mean that the days leading up to the big shebang feel a lot different. In years past, there would be the long drive to Dead Coal Mining Town,… READ MORE »
“National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” on AMC at 8:45 a.m.
“A Christmas Carol” on TCM at 9:00 a.m.
“A Christmas Story” on TBS at 10:00 a.m.
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