So this is creepy. Etsy seller Manllow has concocted the ultimate lonely “Twilight” fan’s companion — life-size body pillows that are “half man half pillow.” Edward and Jacob’s faces have been screen-printed over soft, snuggly pillow bodies for your cuddling pleasure! Unfortunately, the pillows are anatomically incorrect in their downstairs parts, like horrible Muppets. But… READ MORE »
I used to view Valentine’s Day as annual torture from pink fluffy teddy bears, questionable lingerie advertisements, and the Hallmark overlords. So much worse than the iron maiden. Every year, V-Day signaled the boys I dated to forget everything they knew about me and my otherwise sane girlfriends to either retreat into nauseous couple cute-love… READ MORE »
“Fun with Dick and Jane” on FX at 9:00 a.m.
“Pregnant for 46 Years” on Discovery Health at 10:00 a.m.
“I Love Lucy” on Hallmark at 11:00 a.m.
“Michael Jackson: Devotion on Fuse at 12:00 p.m.
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Do the gamers have game? What’s behind the avatar? Can an Undead Warlock ever get along with a Gnome Warrior? Nerve.com got down and dirty with a handful of World of Warcraft players to find out what’s up in their bedroom and in Azeroth. We’ve got the highlights … … READ MORE »
I’m occasionally a bit of a procrastinator. According to the calendar on my office wall, it is December 2009, and I’ve still got to pick up vodka for New Year’s. But, fortunately for all of us, the powers that be at the New York City Sex Bloggers Calendar do not have this problem. They’ve got… READ MORE »
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 9:00 a.m.
“Taking the Stage” on MTV at 10:00 a.m.
“How Stella Got Her Groove Back” on Lifetime at 11:00 a.m.
“The Windmill Movie” on HBO at 12:00 p.m.
“Everyday Food” on PBS at 1:00 p.m.
“True Lies” on TNT at 2:00 p.m. … READ MORE »
This year, the four major TV networks — ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX — picked up 69 new shows between them, and hardly any of them were created by women. A measly 13 percent go to the fairer sex, making this the “worst year for women in TV in a decade.” Writers rooms are notoriously… READ MORE »
I love my husband. He’s a fantastic gent who makes swoon-worthy stuffed french toast, fixes my bicycle when it breaks down, and plus he loves me and stuff. But, when there’s a new tech update, I shudder. It’s a reflex. If only Steve Jobs could see what he did to me last night at the… READ MORE »
Valentine’s Day is coming, bringing with it metric tons of frilly pink crepe paper, dudes making their once-yearly cooking attempts, and a windfall for the Whitman’s chocolate factory. The annual love-fest has become overwhelming enough that Anti V-Day is equally ubiquitous, yet I sometimes find myself lamenting my shacked-up state. The single-people celebrations tend towards… READ MORE »
It’s a dreary winter Thursday — let’s play the blind item guessing game!
This reality star got ejected from a New Jersey nightclub on New Year’s Eve after imbibing a little too much, and getting a little too jerky. Upon the unceremonious tossing, he/she started shouting, “Don’t you know who I am?”
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“Made” on MTV at 9:00 a.m.
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 10:00 a.m.
“The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m.
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“One Tree Hill” on CW at 9:00 a.m.
“Billy the Kid” on Turner Classic Movies at 10:00 a.m.
“The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m. … READ MORE »
You are allowed to protect your baby sister so that she remains in a happy, giant bubble, far away from bills, landlords, and men, right? Right? It’s reasonable that she remain approximately 12 years old forever, arguing at the lunch table that the Spice Girls are no good, playing lacrosse, and dating nobody? Perfectly reasonable. READ MORE »
I used to get the back-home gossip from my mother. In the olden days, when “Men in Black II” came out, she was like a Greek oracle or a Shakespearean seer. With her job in the school district, she always knew what was happening with everyone. Charlie’s a plumber and about to be engaged to… READ MORE »