Kids force their NJ-native Grandma to watch “Jersey Shore” and hilarity ensues — ” … sex and drinking and shaking and nudity all over the place.” [BuzzFeed]
The silly banker caught looking at boobies in the background of a TV interview will keep his job after his wandering eye was publicly defended by…
“Fun with Dick and Jane” on FX at 9:00 a.m.
“Pregnant for 46 Years” on Discovery Health at 10:00 a.m.
“I Love Lucy” on Hallmark at 11:00 a.m.
“Michael Jackson: Devotion on Fuse at 12:00 p.m.
Do the gamers have game? What’s behind the avatar? Can an Undead Warlock ever get along with a Gnome Warrior? Nerve.com got down and dirty with a handful of World of Warcraft players to find out what’s up in their bedroom and in Azeroth. We’ve got the highlights …
I’m occasionally a bit of a procrastinator. According to the calendar on my office wall, it is December 2009, and I’ve still got to pick up vodka for New Year’s. But, fortunately for all of us, the powers that be at the New York City Sex Bloggers Calendar do not have this problem. They’ve got…
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 9:00 a.m.
“Taking the Stage” on MTV at 10:00 a.m.
“How Stella Got Her Groove Back” on Lifetime at 11:00 a.m.
“The Windmill Movie” on HBO at 12:00 p.m.
“Everyday Food” on PBS at 1:00 p.m.
“True Lies” on TNT at 2:00 p.m.
This year, the four major TV networks — ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX — picked up 69 new shows between them, and hardly any of them were created by women. A measly 13 percent go to the fairer sex, making this the “worst year for women in TV in a decade.” Writers rooms are notoriously…
I love my husband. He’s a fantastic gent who makes swoon-worthy stuffed french toast, fixes my bicycle when it breaks down, and plus he loves me and stuff. But, when there’s a new tech update, I shudder. It’s a reflex. If only Steve Jobs could see what he did to me last night at the…
Valentine’s Day is coming, bringing with it metric tons of frilly pink crepe paper, dudes making their once-yearly cooking attempts, and a windfall for the Whitman’s chocolate factory. The annual love-fest has become overwhelming enough that Anti V-Day is equally ubiquitous, yet I sometimes find myself lamenting my shacked-up state. The single-people celebrations tend toward…
Jennifer Lopez will guest-star in a March episode of “How I Met Your Mother” as a sexy self-help guru bent on breaking Barney of his lady-using ways. [The Hollywood Reporter]
Check out Kermit The Frog’s X-Ray, and observe his muppet-related condition. [BuzzFeed]
You can see the evolution of the Kardashian clan in this family album.
It’s a dreary winter Thursday — let’s play the blind item guessing game!
This reality star got ejected from a New Jersey nightclub on New Year’s Eve after imbibing a little too much, and getting a little too jerky. Upon the unceremonious tossing, he/she started shouting, “Don’t you know who I am?”
“Made” on MTV at 9:00 a.m.
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery at 10:00 a.m.
“The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m.
David Beckham grimaces as his “golden balls” are grabbed by an Italian TV star from the show “The Hyenas.” [Celebitchy]
Celebutante Peaches Geldof lucked out after tweeting about losing her passport; a London resident tweeted back that she’d found it. [Daily Mail]
In the publicly ongoing battle between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, Bristol’…
“One Tree Hill” on CW at 9:00 a.m.
“Billy the Kid” on Turner Classic Movies at 10:00 a.m.
“The Closer” on TNT at 11:00 a.m.
You are allowed to protect your baby sister so that she remains in a happy, giant bubble, far away from bills, landlords, and men, right? Right? It’s reasonable that she remain approximately 12 years old forever, arguing at the lunch table that the Spice Girls are no good, playing lacrosse, and dating nobody? Perfectly reasonable.
I used to get the back-home gossip from my mother. In the olden days, when “Men in Black II” came out, she was like a Greek oracle or a Shakespearean seer. With her job in the school district, she always knew what was happening with everyone. Charlie’s a plumber and about to be engaged to…
Songstress Sara Bareilles wrote a song about the “Jersey Shore.” And she’s “gonna pretend her hair don’t bend” and that “whoever looks good, bitch, I look better.” [Oh No They Didn’t]
Because there’s an app for everything, you can spend $0.99 to find out whose been defriending you on Facebook. [ABC]
“The Three Stooges” on AMC at 9:00 a.m.
“Launch My Line” on Bravo at 10:00 a.m.
“What Happens in Vegas” on HBO at 11:15 a.m.
The lads at Maxim need you, Frisky readers. They’re conducting their annual SEX SURVEY and want you to participate. [True story: I worked at Maxim for years and was involved in the first sex survey and let me tell you — peeps be doing some cuh-razy things in the bedrooms. — Editor] Make sure your…
Last Sunday, there was a big post-underpants bomber mess at Newark Airport in New Jersey. The entire place was completely shut down—everyone in the terminal was evacuated and had to be rescanned to enter—because some dude walked the wrong way through security and disappeared into the crowd. So did this man have nefarious intentions? No,…