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The Essential Fill-In-The-Blank Maid Of Honor Speech

Instead of wasting a weekend writing a speech you hate and are terrified to deliver, try filling in the blanks to this speech and reading it with a robotic smile during your maid of honor panic blackout. Good luck!

Emily Winter / August 19, 2015

Here Are The Definitive 50 Shades Of Grey

Do regular people have access to 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom? Of course! Here they are:…

Emily Winter / February 13, 2015

Let’s Play “Girls” BINGO During Sunday’s Night’s Premiere!


On Sunday, January 11, “Girls” fourth season premieres on HBO. The trailer shows Hannah at grad school in Iowa, Marnie pursuing her singing career (with Desi), and Shoshana having a rough time adjusting to post-collegiate life. Here are our predictions for Season 4 in BINGO form.

Emily Winter / January 8, 2015

94 Photos You Will Come Across As A Straight Girl On Tinder

Some Tinder guys are great, some are awful, and most we’ll never know about. (Whether that’s a good or bad thing is a question for the ages.) But pretty much every straight dude photo on Tinder — minus the ONE guy I saw with three pics of his own wedding — will fall into one…

Emily Winter / July 21, 2014

The Frisky’s Summer 2014 Calendar!

What are you looking forward to this summer? Sure, it may not be Oscar season, but there are plenty of movies, books, music, TV shows, and holidays we’re jazzed about. We’ll skip the Tom Cruise and Ninja Turtles flicks—there’s plenty of art on its way that’s more up our alley. Have a look at The…

Emily Winter / June 4, 2014

Let’s Play “Mad Men” Bingo!


The seventh and final season of “Mad Men” starts tonight at 10/9C on AMC. The cast and writers have been tight-lipped about what’ll happen this season, but it’s fun to guess. Will our predictions earn us a BINGO? Let’s play!

Emily Winter / April 13, 2014

The Soapbox: Why Will Ferrell’s New Female-Focused Production Department Isn’t Cause For Celebration

Yesterday, Will Ferrell’s company, Gary Sanchez Productions, announced that it is launching a female-focused film and television department called Gloria Sanchez Productions. The idea came from Jessica Elbaum, an exec at Gary Sanchez, who will head the division.

This is exciting news, but I think they missed a major point. I believe people are…

Emily Winter / February 13, 2014

11 Valentines Inspired By Literature’s Most Dysfunctional Couples

Who CARES if you don’t have a Valentine?! Even literature’s most famous couples failed to celebrate their love without someone being lied to, cheated on, murdered, or worse, emotionally manipulated. The sad truth is, many of our favorite literary characters would be on the giving or receiving end of some pretty bananas valentines. Here are…

Emily Winter / February 10, 2014

The Soapbox: Women Tell Dirty Jokes, Deal With It

Dear Variety Columnist Brian Lowry,

You wrote a negative review of Sarah Silverman’s new comedy special, “We Are Miracles,” which aired on HBO Saturday night.

And I get it.

The special felt stale, pointlessly antagonistic, and lacked actual jokes. But worse than the program itself was the bizarrely-gendered language…

Emily Winter / November 25, 2013

23 Reasons To Date A Midwesterner

“Midwestern nice” doesn’t mean what you probably think it means. Ehem, it actually refers to Midwesterns in the sack! And even if it doesn’t, kindness is very important in a mate, no? Plus, it’s no coincidence that most of the manliest cities in America are Midwestern places. Here’s why you should really date someone from the Midwest.

Emily Winter / September 21, 2013

Makeup I’m Throwing Away Right This Minute

I hate throwing stuff away, makeup especially, because it’s already superfluous in terms of basic human existence. So throwing it in the actual garbage makes me feel like a reaaaal “who do you think you are?” type of lady.

But alas, my bedroom is overflowing with shit. Shit I can’t use. Shit I…

Emily Winter / September 13, 2013

15 (Hilarious, Kind Of Sad, But Also True) Signs It’s Time To Get Laid

We all go through dry spells. We all know what it’s like. So let’s give ourselves permission to laugh about those moments when you realize it has been entirely too long since you last had sex. Here are 15 signs.

Emily Winter / August 6, 2012

18 “Hunger Games”-Inspired Pickup Lines

“The Hunger Games” have officially begun in theaters! GAH! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem…

Emily Winter / March 23, 2012