When I was 22, I briefly waitressed at an overpriced restaurant in TIMES SQUARE. It was the most abusive work environment I’ve ever experienced. The chef was cruel. The manager screamed to the point of sobbing on a daily basis. The waitstaff was scared; our hands shook when we brought out food and drinks. I had… READ MORE »
Oh my goodness! Look at all these non-man comedies on TV! Who do these women think they are! More empathetic, focused, aesthetically-pleasing, versions of your typical guy comedians?
Oh yes. Yes, that’s exactly it.
So are you watching these shows? All of them? NONE?!?!? IT IS YOUR FEMINIST DUTY TO BLOB OFF IN… READ MORE »
If one more person tells me to “dance like nobody’s watching,” I’m going to poop on their feet. Still, adages are kind of helpful and true and inspirational. Sigh. They just need an update, IMHO. READ MORE »
The Internet got their Photoshoppy paws all over the new holiday Starbucks cup, and I gotta say, they made some improvements. READ MORE »
New York City comedian and actual-nice-person Lex Singer posts pun art of celebs, historical figures, and fictional characters and I love them so hard. READ MORE »
Invoking feminism to get out of a math problem? Ironic, sure. Genius, yep. Comedy gold, hell yes.
In response to a math homework question about a group of high schoolers going on dates with each other and then switching partners, little Maddy Douglas wrote:
“I can’t answer this problem because my mom says acoording [sic] to girl code you… READ MORE »
In the most cliché and bummer news of the morning, it appears Gavin Rossdale, 50, was cheating on wife Gwen Stefani, 46, FOR THREE YEARS with one of their nannies, Mindy Mann.
The affair was discovered by another one of the family’s nannies, who noticed sexts between Mann and Rossdale when the messages synced to the family… READ MORE »
Sixty-two years after basically inventing modern pornography, Playboy’s acting too moral for oral. (I really wish “moral” rhymed with “porn.” This is what you get instead.)
Playboy CEO Scott Flanders told CNN that yes, the availability of free porn online changes Playboy’s prominence in that landscape, but also: “Unfortunately, availability of porn in some cases has… READ MORE »
In today’s interview with Yahoo Global News Anchor Katie Couric, Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards lamented that the 2016 Republican presidential candidates “make Mitt Romney look like a liberal.” She said although she believes most Americans support safe and legal abortion, she expects to see Roe V. Wade back on the ballot soon because conservative policymakers want… READ MORE »
Gabourey Sidibe doesn’t give any fucks if you didn’t like watching her sex scene on FOX’s “Empire.” The 32-year-old actress portrays Becky Williams, who got some S-E-X on a rooftop with MCJ Poppa, played by actor Mo McRoe.
“After we were shooting it, the camera guy came over, and he said, ‘I’ve never shot a scene like… READ MORE »
Alec Baldwin’s interview with Amy Schumer for his NPR show “Here’s The Thing” was weird. In the Nov. 9 episode, Baldwin seemed uncomfortably flirtatious and eager to discuss sex, and fawned over everything Schumer said, no matter how mundane. When Schumer told him she planned to travel to Spain soon, Baldwin’s guffaws would have made you think she INVENTED Spain. She’s just… READ MORE »
You’re going to be so mad at me when you read this list! It’s okay. I’m prepared. But I do stand by my rankings. READ MORE »
Instead of wasting a weekend writing a speech you hate and are terrified to deliver, try filling in the blanks to this speech and reading it with a robotic smile during your maid of honor panic blackout. Good luck! READ MORE »
Do regular people have access to 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom? Of course! Here they are: READ MORE »
On Sunday, January 11, “Girls” fourth season premieres on HBO. The trailer shows Hannah at grad school in Iowa, Marnie pursuing her singing career (with Desi), and Shoshana having a rough time adjusting to post-collegiate life. Here are our predictions for Season 4 in BINGO form. … READ MORE »
Some Tinder guys are great, some are awful, and most we’ll never know about. (Whether that’s a good or bad thing is a question for the ages.) But pretty much every straight dude photo on Tinder — minus the ONE guy I saw with three pics of his own wedding — will fall into one… READ MORE »
What are you looking forward to this summer? Sure, it may not be Oscar season, but there are plenty of movies, books, music, TV shows, and holidays we’re jazzed about. We’ll skip the Tom Cruise and Ninja Turtles flicks—there’s plenty of art on its way that’s more up our alley. Have a look at The… READ MORE »
The seventh and final season of “Mad Men” starts tonight at 10/9C on AMC. The cast and writers have been tight-lipped about what’ll happen this season, but it’s fun to guess. Will our predictions earn us a BINGO? Let’s play! … READ MORE »