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Shun, Shag, or Marry?: Johnny Depp, Colin Farell, And Jude Law Star In “Doctor Parnassus”

Terry Gilliam is an out there director—he’s the one behind “12 Monkeys” and “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” His newest flick, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” premiered at Cannes on Friday. Heath Ledger was originally the star, and filming was about halfway done when…well, you know. Gilliam decided to rework the role so that Heath shares it with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law. Hello, hot back-ups!

“Imaginarium” involves a deal with a devil, which allows people to go through a magical mirror and explore their imaginations. Uh, strange? Obviously, we wish it could have been Heath the whole way through, but we figured we’d take a look at the three megastars who filled in at the last minute. And while it’s tempting to just throw all three of these guys in the “shag” column and walk away, here’s how we’d divide ‘em up… Keep reading »

It’s Kentucky Derby Time! Five Facts About “The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sports”

The Kentucky Derby, also known as “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports,” is going down today, and it’s about way more than a bunch of horses running in a circle. The Derby is an event in and of itself, spawning days of partying, drinking, and awesome clothing. After the jump, all you need to know about the event, from this year’s favorite to how many mint juleps will be made at Churchill Downs. Keep reading »

Awesome Two-In-One Products

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We’re a little too excited about these four-inch heels with a built-in bottle opener. You can crack open a beer whenever you need it! [$40, Hot Topic] — Although, after a few drinks, good luck walking in those shoes, much less balancing on one foot to open another bottle. These beauts have got us wondering. Are there any other ridiculously handy, dual-purpose products out there that we must own immediately? The answer is a resounding yes.

Slideshow: Our Favorite On-Again-Off-Again Celebrity Couples

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Shun, Shag, Or Marry?: The Three (New) Stooges

Zoinks! Turns out Sean Penn is joining Benicio del Toro and Jim Carrey in a re-imagining of “The Three Stooges.” Sounds … somber and earnest, with a splash of irritating slapstick? Regardless, we love threesomes. Here’s which stooge we’d shun, shag or marry … Keep reading »

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