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Girl Talk: My Pregnancy Is Really Interfering With My Drinking

True Story: Pregnant
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
She didn't know she was pregnant for 6 months. Read More »
My Drinking Sabbatical
What prompted Amelia to go without booze the first time around. Read More »
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After 10 years together, my husband and I are pregnant. Or I’m pregnant. It sounds too cutesy to say we, but it’s not happening to me alone. At the same time, I notice it’s only my alcohol intake that has dropped off dramatically. 

Whatever the terminology, we got pregnant easily. Almost on a whim, we embarked on the birth control-free road thinking nature would give us a while to get used to the idea.

It didn’t. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Husband’s Imaginary Wife

On The Word "Wife"
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It's okay, the word "wife" isn't going to bite. Read More »
Flirting And Marriage
One woman's husband cockblocks her her flirting attempts. Read More »
My Husband Partied
While I was pregnant, and it caused tension. Read More »
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“You would be in better shape if you had a German wife,” I tell my husband.

I’m sure this is true. Not only do the Germans have a fondness for fitness, but they generally don’t take a lot of shit. As an American, I am more susceptible to his feeble pleas that pizza has been classified as a vegetable, and both our waistlines suffer for it.

“You would be the funniest person in the relationship if you had a German wife,” I tease him. Keep reading »

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