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4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According To The Internet)

So there’s someone special in your life, and drat it all to hell, you are not someone special in their life. You are, in fact, a pretty mediocre type of…

Cracked | November 12, 2013 - 4:45 pm

5 Horrible Things You Learn Working At A Convenience Store

With few other job options available, I found myself mired in the drudgery of managing a convenience store for six damn years. Thankfully, about a year ago, my freelance writing…

Cracked | November 3, 2013 - 1:30 pm

5 Photos That Will Shatter Your Image Of Horror Movie Locations

On some level, we know that “Saw” is happening on a dilapidated soundstage instead of in a dilapidated bathroom, but we pretend not to so that it stays a scary…

Cracked | October 27, 2013 - 9:30 am

5 News Stories That Are Basically Horror Movie Plots

From time to time, the local news coughs up a story that’s basically the opening 20 minutes of a horror movie — in other words, the portion of the film…

Cracked | October 26, 2013 - 2:30 pm

5 Ways You Sabotage Your Love Life (Explained By Science)

Over the years, I’ve made a commitment to helping you get laid. And if you followed the advice in those articles, you’re probably having some trouble reading this one because the writhing mass of naked…

Cracked | October 19, 2013 - 3:30 pm

The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)

People like movies, and people like sex, so it’s not surprising that when there’s a physical attraction between two characters on screen, the odds are high that their genitals will…

Cracked | October 12, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Reasons Life In Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn’t Show You)

Obviously, life in outer space would be no vacation — you’re out there braving the final frontier, battling meteors and malfunctioning airlocks, and knowing you’ll die horribly in the abyss…

Cracked | October 3, 2013 - 10:50 am

6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

I played a lot of board games growing up, because I was an aggressively unathletic kid who appreciated any socially acceptable excuse to play with toys, and games are essentially…

Cracked | October 2, 2013 - 3:15 pm

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Ass-Kicked Their Way To Fame

The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become a…

Cracked | September 8, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (You Probably Believe)

You’d think that by now, we as a species would have pretty much figured out sex, what with Hollywood and the Internet constantly pumping us full of messages on the…

Cracked | September 1, 2013 - 11:30 am

4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans And Their Idols

Being a fan is a difficult thing. You’ll find a musician or an actor or (more often than not) an Internet writer whose work you really respond to and suddenly…

Cracked | August 31, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Movie Special Effects That Have Gotten Worse Over Time

Remakes are a tricky business. If you make a bad one, everyone will hate you, and if you make a good one, the fans of the original film will still…

Cracked | August 24, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Unsolved Mysteries Of Everyday Life (That Make No Sense)

There is a vast and terrible alien conspiracy at work. Sinister forces thrum beneath our very feet, toiling away in an effort to erode our human society and replace it…

Cracked | August 24, 2013 - 11:30 am

5 Classic Pop Culture Moments Actors Made Up On The Fly

We have nothing against writers (much of this very website is written by them), but we can’t pretend that every iconic TV and movie character or moment is carefully crafted…

Cracked | August 17, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Famous Documentaries That Were Shockingly Full Of Crap

On some level, we all know that almost everything we see at the movies is bullshit, from the amount of bullets a person can take without dying to what the…

Cracked | August 14, 2013 - 11:50 am

5 Things To Remember When Your Life Goes To Hell

If there’s an upside to spending most of your life in abject poverty and soul-sucking alcoholism, it’s that you become an expert in shit-handling. Many of you out there can…

Cracked | August 11, 2013 - 5:30 pm

The 3 Most Excruciating Music Videos Of The Summer

A good music video can make a mediocre song tolerable, but a bad music video of an equally bad song creates an aural singularity of fart-stained terribleness. These are the…

Cracked | August 9, 2013 - 1:50 pm

5 Movies That Improved The Book (According To The Author)

Uh-oh. They’ve made your favorite book into a movie. And, of course, they’ve changed everything: Bill Spacechek, the courageous Polish protagonist, is now Biff SpaceChest, Aryan super-soldier. That touching scene…

Cracked | August 4, 2013 - 11:30 am

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