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The 3 Types Of Regret That Can Destroy You

The negative experiences in life can help mold and nourish it. There is no light without darkness and no laughter without pain. Let’s pick apart those regrets that mold us

Cracked | December 9, 2013 - 4:45 pm

25 Awesome Ways To Break Bad News

As one of the smooth experts in interpersonal communication that all Cracked readers are, you know the importance of tact.
There’s no bigger test of tact than delivering bad news.

Cracked | December 1, 2013 - 9:30 am

28 Rejected Names For Famous Products (Probably)

Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. Check out some

Cracked | November 30, 2013 - 11:30 am

The Sexy Side Of Hanukkah

Don’t be a tease. Everyone needs a Hanukkah honey! Watch the new holiday video on Cracked…

Cracked | November 29, 2013 - 11:30 am

If 27 Urban Legends Were True

We believe a lot of bullshit. But if even half it were true, the world would be in ruins and an awful place to live. See all 27 photos of

Cracked | November 28, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Insanely Childish Ways People Are Dealing With Grudges

In modern civilization, if you have a grievance with another human being, you can’t simply bash them over the head with a mastodon bone and toss them in a tar…

Cracked | November 24, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into A Dumbass

I don’t really live by mottoes because you can’t boil down life to a few sentences. But there’s a simple set of rules I keep in mind when parenting: feed…

Cracked | November 23, 2013 - 11:30 am

The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling In Love

Have you ever been in love? I have. It’s fun! People ask, “Have you ever been in love?” and you get to say, “Yes. Yes I have.” There’s other good…

Cracked | November 17, 2013 - 12:30 pm

4 Bigots Using ‘Science’ to Further Their Dumb Theories

For centuries, science and intolerance have been natural enemies, as ideas like “everyone who isn’t me is a subpar crap smear” don’t really stand up to scrutiny.
But nowadays, some…

Cracked | November 14, 2013 - 2:50 pm

6 Insane Sex Myths People Used To Teach As Facts

Considering how obsessed people are with their junk, it is amazing how long it took humanity to finally figure out what it was all used for. The clitoris wasn’t fully…

Cracked | November 13, 2013 - 11:50 am

4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According To The Internet)

So there’s someone special in your life, and drat it all to hell, you are not someone special in their life. You are, in fact, a pretty mediocre type of…

Cracked | November 12, 2013 - 4:45 pm

5 Horrible Things You Learn Working At A Convenience Store

With few other job options available, I found myself mired in the drudgery of managing a convenience store for six damn years. Thankfully, about a year ago, my freelance writing…

Cracked | November 3, 2013 - 1:30 pm

5 Photos That Will Shatter Your Image Of Horror Movie Locations

On some level, we know that “Saw” is happening on a dilapidated soundstage instead of in a dilapidated bathroom, but we pretend not to so that it stays a scary…

Cracked | October 27, 2013 - 9:30 am

5 News Stories That Are Basically Horror Movie Plots

From time to time, the local news coughs up a story that’s basically the opening 20 minutes of a horror movie — in other words, the portion of the film…

Cracked | October 26, 2013 - 2:30 pm

5 Ways You Sabotage Your Love Life (Explained By Science)

Over the years, I’ve made a commitment to helping you get laid. And if you followed the advice in those articles, you’re probably having some trouble reading this one because the writhing mass of naked…

Cracked | October 19, 2013 - 3:30 pm

The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)

People like movies, and people like sex, so it’s not surprising that when there’s a physical attraction between two characters on screen, the odds are high that their genitals will…

Cracked | October 12, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Reasons Life In Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn’t Show You)

Obviously, life in outer space would be no vacation — you’re out there braving the final frontier, battling meteors and malfunctioning airlocks, and knowing you’ll die horribly in the abyss…

Cracked | October 3, 2013 - 10:50 am

6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

I played a lot of board games growing up, because I was an aggressively unathletic kid who appreciated any socially acceptable excuse to play with toys, and games are essentially…

Cracked | October 2, 2013 - 3:15 pm

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Ass-Kicked Their Way To Fame

The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become a…

Cracked | September 8, 2013 - 11:30 am

6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (You Probably Believe)

You’d think that by now, we as a species would have pretty much figured out sex, what with Hollywood and the Internet constantly pumping us full of messages on the…

Cracked | September 1, 2013 - 11:30 am

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