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6 Commonly Used Phrases That Make Everyone Hate You

We live in an age where everyone can — nay, must — share every thought and comment immediately and constantly. As a result, we, as humans, come up with more…

Cracked | January 15, 2014 - 3:45 pm

6 Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners

They say dogs are man’s best friend, but if your best friend ate poo and sometimes humped your leg, you’d consider getting a new friend, or maybe we just run…

Cracked | January 7, 2014 - 1:40 pm

5 Romantic Comedy Gestures That Would Get You Slapped

Everyone knows how romantic comedies are supposed to go: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy does something stupid to win girl back and somehow she falls for it –…

Cracked | December 28, 2013 - 2:30 pm

8 Hilariously Misleading Covers Slapped On Classic Books

The whole “don’t judge a book by its cover” thing came about for good reason: The people who design book covers often don’t even read the books. Who has the…

Cracked | December 22, 2013 - 3:30 pm

The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem To Give Every Christmas

As we struggle to find that perfect gift, ever so many of us will fail. As a service to everyone you even pretend to care about, I’m offering you this list…

Cracked | December 21, 2013 - 11:30 am

The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Use

According to a pamphlet I found in the bathroom of the library downtown, there’s a lot more going on in sex than you may have guessed. For instance, did you…

Cracked | December 18, 2013 - 3:45 pm

The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People Of 2013

The 20 Most Hated Celebrities of 2013, as decided by the always reliable Star magazine, has been making lots of headlines this week. At least it’s made enough headlines that it…

Cracked | December 14, 2013 - 11:30 am

5 Animal Rights Campaigns That Managed To Screw Over Animals

Let’s face it: If good intentions were all it took to accomplish anything, we’d have fixed the world centuries ago. But a poorly thought out good idea can do just…

Cracked | December 10, 2013 - 4:45 pm

The 3 Types Of Regret That Can Destroy You

The negative experiences in life can help mold and nourish it. There is no light without darkness and no laughter without pain. Let’s pick apart those regrets that mold us

Cracked | December 9, 2013 - 4:45 pm

25 Awesome Ways To Break Bad News

As one of the smooth experts in interpersonal communication that all Cracked readers are, you know the importance of tact.

There’s no bigger test of tact than delivering…

Cracked | December 1, 2013 - 9:30 am

28 Rejected Names For Famous Products (Probably)

Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. Check out some

Cracked | November 30, 2013 - 11:30 am

The Sexy Side Of Hanukkah

Don’t be a tease. Everyone needs a Hanukkah honey! Watch the new holiday video on Cracked…

Cracked | November 29, 2013 - 11:30 am

If 27 Urban Legends Were True

We believe a lot of bullshit. But if even half it were true, the world would be in ruins and an awful place to live. See all 27 photos of

Cracked | November 28, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Insanely Childish Ways People Are Dealing With Grudges

In modern civilization, if you have a grievance with another human being, you can’t simply bash them over the head with a mastodon bone and toss them in a tar…

Cracked | November 24, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into A Dumbass

I don’t really live by mottoes because you can’t boil down life to a few sentences. But there’s a simple set of rules I keep in mind when parenting: feed…

Cracked | November 23, 2013 - 11:30 am

The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling In Love

Have you ever been in love? I have. It’s fun! People ask, “Have you ever been in love?” and you get to say, “Yes. Yes I have.” There’s other good…

Cracked | November 17, 2013 - 12:30 pm

4 Bigots Using ‘Science’ to Further Their Dumb Theories

For centuries, science and intolerance have been natural enemies, as ideas like “everyone who isn’t me is a subpar crap smear” don’t really stand up to scrutiny.

But…

Cracked | November 14, 2013 - 2:50 pm

6 Insane Sex Myths People Used To Teach As Facts

Considering how obsessed people are with their junk, it is amazing how long it took humanity to finally figure out what it was all used for. The clitoris wasn’t fully…

Cracked | November 13, 2013 - 11:50 am

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