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6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

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When that one kid back in high school told us that he’d heard that you could get pregnant from blow jobs or that the chlorine in hot tubs means you can’t catch STDs, we were smart enough to call bullshit. But it turns out that we probably shouldn’t have been so quick to laugh and tell him what a virgin he was, because some of those ridiculous sex myths turned out to be terrifyingly close to the truth. Read all six on Cracked….

7 Ways “House Of Cards” Could Be The Best Comedy On TV

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A lot of people have been watching the melodramatic political series “House of Cards” on Netflix (which I believe is a remake of the highly acclaimed ”How a Bill Becomes a Law” episode of “Schoolhouse Rock”), and many of these viewers are complaining about how silly it is. They’re not wrong, but they’re failing to see the opportunity here. With a few small changes, “House of Cards” could go from a so-so drama to one of the greatest comedies of our time. Read more on Cracked…

4 Rags-To-Riches Success Stories That Are Full Of Crap

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Some lies are obvious. If a homeless person approaches you and says that he can predict your future in exchange for a dollar, you’ll probably realize that he’s not telling the truth (personally, this only took me $4). If your parents raised you to believe that punching a pack of wolves to death is the only noble way into adulthood, you’re going to learn soon after your first wolf bite that your parents are crazy people. Other lies, however, are so insanely prevalent that they’ve become difficult to recognize. Here are four examples on Cracked…

5 Everyday Things That Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)

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We all have pet peeves. We all have rage triggers. For some people, it’s loud chewing. For others, it’s people who point when they talk. But sometimes, even though our hearts race and our fists clench, we know we’re wrong. Or if not wrong, we know we’re overreacting. And it just doesn’t matter. We can’t help it. These things drive us nuts, and somehow knowing that we shouldn’t get upset only makes us more angry. Read more on Cracked…

5 Insane Lessons From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood

5 Lessons Learned From Christian Fundamentalist Childhood

My name is Hannah Ettinger, and I was raised in the Quiverfull movement. The term is taken from a verse in Proverbs, which says: “Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of arrows.” We interpreted this to mean: “Blessed is the man who dies with the most kids.”

In the Quiverfull movement, children are pretty much metaphorical weapons born to shoot a degenerate modern society in the face. I was one of nine children, and our family was just on the large end of “normal” in size. I was brought up to be just one more weapon in this terrible faith-based arsenal, but I didn’t quite hit the target. Here’s what I can tell you about being a weaponized offspring. Read more on Cracked…

5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

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Sales of urban fantasy, erotica, and romance books are growing faster than the engorged manhood of a vampire whose lack of blood circulation has mysteriously not left him impotent. Maybe this is because society has become more accepting of sexuality overall. Or maybe it’s just because ebooks have finally fulfilled humanity’s long-held dream of being able to buy selkie erotica without having to awkwardly avoid eye contact with the bookstore clerk. Read more on Cracked…

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