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The 25 Coolest Products You Can’t Get In The United States

Sure, you can buy all sorts of crazy crap online, but when it comes to walking into a store and making a purchase, America just doesn’t hold a candle to…

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5 Uncomfortable Truths Behind The Men’s Rights Movement

Until recently, you probably thought that the “men’s rights movement” was just a weird fad on the Internet for sad, depressed guys who wanted to vent about their sexual frustrations,…

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made For Crotch Maintenance

Genitals are perhaps the only thing in the world that everyone loves and most people don’t mind sharing with others. That’s why they also tend to be fairly well-maintained, be…

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5 Details They Cut From My Season Of “The Biggest Loser”

In 2006, “The Biggest Loser” was in its third season. This hit reality show focused on a group of 14 people sent off to live in a complex together, with the…

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6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

When that one kid back in high school told us that he’d heard that you could get pregnant from blow jobs or that the chlorine in hot tubs means you can’t catch STDs, we…

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7 Ways “House Of Cards” Could Be The Best Comedy On TV

A lot of people have been watching the melodramatic political series “House of Cards” on Netflix (which I believe is a remake of the highly acclaimed “How a Bill Becomes a…

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4 Rags-To-Riches Success Stories That Are Full Of Crap

Some lies are obvious. If a homeless person approaches you and says that he can predict your future in exchange for a dollar, you’ll probably realize that he’s not telling…

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5 Everyday Things That Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)

We all have pet peeves. We all have rage triggers. For some people, it’s loud chewing. For others, it’s people who point when they talk. But sometimes, even though our hearts…

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5 Insane Lessons From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood

My name is Hannah Ettinger, and I was raised in the Quiverfull movement. The term is taken from a verse in Proverbs, which says: “Blessed is the man whose quiver is…

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5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

Sales of urban fantasy, erotica, and romance books are growing faster than the engorged manhood of a vampire whose lack of blood circulation has mysteriously not left him impotent. Maybe this is…

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The 5 Worst Things About Getting A Job In A Small Town

I live in the perpetually repressed Midwest (feel free to use that as your goth-rockabilly band name) where jobs are as scarce as its citizens’ political debates that don’t use…

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5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix’s Perspective)

The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. (“Come on, we all know guys are only after one thing!”) Well, as someone with…

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5 Annoying Things Parents Say To People Who Don’t Have Kids

As a father of three children, it takes quite a bit of teeth-gritting for me to admit that parents can be the most eye-roll-inducing shitbags on the planet. We don’t…

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5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We’re Overthinking Sex

Disclaimer: I’m no prude. Anyone who knows me will spit out a thousand creative insults about me before landing on “prude,” and even then they’re just probably misspelling something more…

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4 Ridiculous Sex Machines On Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)

Maybe you didn’t know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. More importantly, Amazon offers customer reviews for each one of those sex machines, because even though it may not always…

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7 Of The Worst Choices Ever Made While High

Someone once told me drugs are bad. I think it was a man dressed like a dog, or a cartoon rabbit or something. I’ve taken that lesson to heart and…

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4 Scientific Reasons Doing The Wrong Thing Feels So Good

Just to make sure we get off on the right foot here, I should probably point out that being a dick is bad. I’ve been around the Internet too long…

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6 Things Nobody Tells You About Working At Disney World

Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, at least according to Disney’s copyright lawyers. That description may fit pretty well for kids and a few adults, but working here is…

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5 Shocking Realities Of Being Transgender The Media Ignores

I bet that, for most of you, nothing would feel weirder than having your dad or brother tell you he’s now a woman. And for a certain percentage of people,…

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5 Personality Flaws That Seem Impossible To Change

Gillian Anderson aside, we all have imperfections that define us as much as our positive points. The biggest part of growing up is not only recognizing those flaws, but making…

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