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What Our Reaction To The Nude Celeb Leaks Says About Us

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A few days ago, the naked, personal photos of over 100 celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and Ariana Grande were published to the Internet without consent from the people pictured. A few of the celebrities have responded (they’re not happy!) and most of the pictures have since been taken down, but you can still probably find them by Googling “Hello, I’m kind of a shitty person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.”

Before we get into this, here’s a point of order regarding language that I’d like to address: I’m going to be making a concerted effort to use the word “stolen,” instead of “leaked” when I talk about these photos and “women” instead of “celebrity” or “A-List Stars” when I talk about the victims. Also, I’m going to use the word “victim,” because what we’re talking about is a crime. Read more on Cracked…

7 Adventures I Had As The World’s Biggest Pot Smuggler

7 Adventures I Had As The World's Biggest Pot Smuggler

Nowadays, America grows her own weed, and The Man eases up more and more on the pot industry every year. Last week we got the lowdown on the strange and sometimes dangerous world of legal marijuana in 2014, but if you want to know how we got here, you need to talk to somebody from back in the day. In the 1970s, there were no dispensaries in California, much less legal recreational shops. There was, however, Brian O’Dea and his merry band of pot smugglers.

We talked with Brian to find out just how he rose to become one of the continent’s leading drug importers, and how it all went cock-bendingly wrong in the end. Here’s what he had to say. Read more on Cracked…

6 Surprising Realities Of The Legal Weed Industry

6 Surprising Realities Of The Legal Weed Industry

Pot is more popular and more legal than it’s ever been. Well, at least since lawmakers first started using it as an excuse to arrest Mexicans. It’s been outright legalized in Washington, Colorado, and the city of Portland, Maine. Meanwhile, legions of legal medical growers across California and 22 other states have helped turn weed into America’s biggest cash crop. Cracked wanted the lowdown on getting high the respectable way, so we sent a “reporter” up to America’s Drug Basket: Northern California. He (or she) “researched” several legal grow operations and spoke with people at every level of the industry. The Nacho per diem alone nearly broke our budget, so we sure hope this is good. Read more on Cracked…

5 Ways Life With Tourette’s Is Way Weirder Than You Expect

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Tourette’s syndrome is an easy gag for cheap comedians, but it’s also a very real condition that affects 1 in 360 children in the United States. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to go through life constantly screaming profanities? Shit, we could tell you all about that. But what is it like to do so uncontrollably? We talked to four people living with Tourette’s syndrome and discovered that, aside from their unfortunate condition, they’re as normal and human as the rest of us. Read more on Cracked…

4 Terrible Messages That Girl-Centered Ads Are Sending

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The Internet has exploded in an estrogen-charged fury of pro-girl viral ads, each more emotionally manipulative than the last. And it’s a good thing, because prior to the summer of 2014, American girls were languishing in princess towers, completely clueless that they had any value beyond their homemaking and boob-flashing skills.

As a grown woman and a mom of middle school daughters, I’m convinced that the new wave of viral ads are just as pandering and insulting as the things they’re trying to prevent. You just have to get past your gut reaction of “Yay! Girls!” to see it. Read more on Cracked…

5 Tips for Working From Home Without Going Insane

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Working from home has all the advantages of supervillainy: You set the rules, no one can stop your monologues, and Internet access will cause your contempt for humanity to grow. Most online “tips for working from home” are softballing participation trophies for toddlers. Their idea of advice is “Remember to do some work” and “Try to be conscious for a few hours each day.” If you need that kind of help, you’re the reason most jobs treat adult humans like naughty schoolchildren who have to be bullied into homework. Read five tips for grownups working from home on Cracked…

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