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5 Basic Rules Guys Can’t Seem To Follow On Dating Websites

I have plenty of friends who have met their significant others online and, with zero exceptions, these relationships are composed of two people who are definitely perfect for each other…

Cracked | November 5, 2014 - 6:15 pm

6 Outdated Myths People Still Believe About Homosexuality

Only half a century ago, homosexuality was society’s worst-kept secret — everyone knew it existed, but you didn’t see gay people on TV or movies, and you didn’t talk about…

Cracked | October 31, 2014 - 5:45 pm

7 Film Adaptations The Author Hated (For Ridiculous Reasons)

Although books are a frequent source of inspiration for filmmakers, Hollywood doesn’t always see eye-to-eye with the authors of those books, because books are for nerds, so who cares what…

Cracked | October 26, 2014 - 12:30 pm

7 Horrifying Lessons Learned Directing A Porno

We think we have a rough idea of how porn movies work: actors shoot dozens of films a week, everyone’s on drugs all the time, corny music plays constantly, etc.

Cracked | October 19, 2014 - 11:30 am

4 Reasons The “Full House” Reunion Should Be A Reality Show

Hey, everyone who just refuses to let the 1990s go, a Full House revival is once again in talks, but this time, it might actually happen! Original executive producers Jeff…

Cracked | September 25, 2014 - 1:45 pm

5 Current TV Shows That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

Listen, I get it. People like what people like, and, with so many options available, complaining about the inferior choices made by others is kind of pointless and petty when…

Cracked | September 21, 2014 - 12:30 pm

3 Reasons To Never Use The Term ‘Friendzone’

I’m writing about sex this week — specifically, the situation in which certain men complain about being “friendzoned” by women who choose not to see them sexually. Now, I recognize…

Cracked | September 9, 2014 - 4:00 pm

What Our Reaction To The Nude Celeb Leaks Says About Us

A few days ago, the naked, personal photos of over 100 celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and Ariana Grande were published to the Internet without consent from the people…

Cracked | September 5, 2014 - 3:15 pm

7 Adventures I Had As The World’s Biggest Pot Smuggler

Nowadays, America grows her own weed, and The Man eases up more and more on the pot industry every year. Last week we got the lowdown on the strange and…

Cracked | August 29, 2014 - 3:45 pm

6 Surprising Realities Of The Legal Weed Industry

Pot is more popular and more legal than it’s ever been. Well, at least since lawmakers first started using it as an excuse to arrest Mexicans. It’s been outright legalized…

Cracked | August 28, 2014 - 12:45 pm

5 Ways Life With Tourette’s Is Way Weirder Than You Expect

Tourette’s syndrome is an easy gag for cheap comedians, but it’s also a very real condition that affects 1 in 360 children in the United States. Have you ever wondered what it’s…

Cracked | August 17, 2014 - 3:45 pm

4 Terrible Messages That Girl-Centered Ads Are Sending

The Internet has exploded in an estrogen-charged fury of pro-girl viral ads, each more emotionally manipulative than the last. And it’s a good thing, because prior to the summer of…

Cracked | August 10, 2014 - 9:30 am

5 Tips for Working From Home Without Going Insane

Working from home has all the advantages of supervillainy: You set the rules, no one can stop your monologues, and Internet access will cause your contempt for humanity to grow.

Cracked | August 3, 2014 - 12:30 pm

5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape On College Campuses

The frustrating part for me, as a Hobart and William Smith grad (technically just a Hobart grad, because it’s actually two schools that share faculty, campus, dorms, and an administration),…

Cracked | July 26, 2014 - 10:30 am

5 BS “Achievements” People Need To Stop Taking Seriously

Read any list of things that motivate employees to work harder and you’ll find that recognition for a job well done regularly outranks money. If I had to guess, I’d…

Cracked | July 6, 2014 - 10:30 am

5 “Deviant” Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You

Sex is like a lifelong normalcy contest. To find happiness, you should spend every day worrying about the kinds of sex you like, and whether you’ll ever meet someone else…

Cracked | June 25, 2014 - 3:45 pm

8 Ridiculous Sex Toys For The Budget-Conscious

Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they’re alright, too.
But here’s the thing about sex toys: All the really cool…

Cracked | June 21, 2014 - 11:30 am

4 Offensive Words That Started Out As The Polite Alternative

Euphemisms are words and phrases we use when we want to avoid saying something naughty or unpleasant to think about. For example, “choking the chicken,” which on the surface sounds…

Cracked | June 11, 2014 - 3:45 pm

5 Things Your Doctor Really Wants To Say To You (But Won’t)

Doctors — especially surgeons — are expected to maintain a sense of decorum and professionalism at all times. I’m a board-certified neurosurgeon at a major American academic center, and while…

Cracked | June 10, 2014 - 6:45 pm

5 Shockingly Insane “Game Of Thrones” Fanfiction Sex Scenes

One of the few criticisms of Game of Thrones is that it relies too much on gratuitous sex scenes. But some fans look at the franchise and decide that there isn’t nearly enough inappropriate boning.

Cracked | June 10, 2014 - 10:45 am

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