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25 Awesome Ways To Break Bad News

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As one of the smooth experts in interpersonal communication that all Cracked readers are, you know the importance of tact.

There’s no bigger test of tact than delivering bad news. Sometimes, well, you have to get creative. We readers for some of the best (or worst) examples of how to deliver bad news in Photoshop form. Check out the best submissions on Cracked…

28 Rejected Names For Famous Products (Probably)

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Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. Check out some reader created names companies didn’t go with on Cracked…

The Sexy Side Of Hanukkah

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Don’t be a tease. Everyone needs a Hanukkah honey! Watch the new holiday video on Cracked…

If 27 Urban Legends Were True

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We believe a lot of bullshit. But if even half it were true, the world would be in ruins and an awful place to live. See all 27 photos of urban legends in real life on Cracked…

5 Insanely Childish Ways People Are Dealing With Grudges

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In modern civilization, if you have a grievance with another human being, you can’t simply bash them over the head with a mastodon bone and toss them in a tar pit.

No, as the following touched souls demonstrate, you must psychologically torment your nemesis until your vendetta ends up as a blurb scored to “Yakety Sax” on the evening news. Find out what these 5 insanely adults have done on Cracked…

5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into A Dumbass

Some Good News For A Change: Teen Birth Rate Hits Historic Low

I don’t really live by mottoes because you can’t boil down life to a few sentences. But there’s a simple set of rules I keep in mind when parenting: feed them, clothe them, respect them, love them … the rest is common sense. I don’t know if I made that up or stole it from an old lady’s commemorative plate, but it helps. Mainly because it’s so simple. You need that simplicity as a parent, because unfortunately, having children turns you into a drooling dumbass. Read five examples on Cracked…

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