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Let’s say that tomorrow you are elected Secret Ruler of the USA, a position that gives you total power over the government, economy, and the culture at large — everything… More »


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If the Internet underbelly is to be believed, fictional characters have a lot of sex. And although we aren’t buying all the moist, dangerous, slimy fornicating some imagine they’re doing,… More »


Over the years, we’ve poked fun at a lot of “based on a true story” movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should… More »


As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference — it’s the one thing AmericanMore »


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Because of porn’s world-controlling nature, it’s not much of a surprise to find out that it bleeds into real life. I’m not just talking about the whole “let’s change positions… More »


Online dating, despite all the success stories, can still be a pretty dicey thing. So much so that sometimes you just wish these sites would hire full-time screeners to weed… More »


We’re all interested in fitness, or at least in maintaining the idea that we might start getting fit any day now; man, get off our back. As such, there are… More »


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Feminism! And with that one word, I’ve already set the world speed record for turning a comment section into a septic tank. As a guy writing on the Internet, I’m… More »


You’ve heard it in 10,000 cop shows: “You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.” As much as people tend… More »


It’s not everyone who can watch a horror thriller, point at the villain and say, “Hey, that’s me!” But you can if you have  borderline personality disorder — that’s the condition… More »


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5 Things You Don’t Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)

If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, stripping may very well be the second oldest — it all depends on exactly when the first uptight humans decided people shouldn’t walk around with… More »


5 Things Every Snob Says (Confirmed By Science)

Well, this is kind of a tragedy. I started out researching this column with the intention of writing “5 Snobby Comments Science Says Aren’t True,” but clearly the research just… More »


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