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5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protestors

Let’s say that tomorrow you are elected Secret Ruler of the USA, a position that gives you total power over the government, economy, and the culture at large — everything…

Cracked | June 14, 2015 - 12:30 pm

15 Ways Fictional Characters Must Have To Date And Have Sex

If the Internet underbelly is to be believed, fictional characters have a lot of sex. And although we aren’t buying all the moist, dangerous, slimy fornicating some imagine they’re doing,…

Cracked | May 5, 2015 - 6:15 pm

6 Movies Based On A True Story That Left Out Important Stuff

Over the years, we’ve poked fun at a lot of “based on a true story” movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should…

Cracked | March 31, 2015 - 4:45 pm

6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products

As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference — it’s the one thing American

Cracked | March 24, 2015 - 3:15 pm

5 Disastrous Ways People Tried To Make Porn A Reality

Because of porn’s world-controlling nature, it’s not much of a surprise to find out that it bleeds into real life. I’m not just talking about the whole “let’s change positions…

Cracked | March 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

The 16 Most Terrifying Dating Profiles Possible

Online dating, despite all the success stories, can still be a pretty dicey thing. So much so that sometimes you just wish these sites would hire full-time screeners to weed…

Cracked | March 14, 2015 - 4:30 pm

5 Fitness Myths You Believe (That Don’t Work At All)

We’re all interested in fitness, or at least in maintaining the idea that we might start getting fit any day now; man, get off our back. As such, there are…

Cracked | February 23, 2015 - 2:45 pm

8 Things Some Asshole Says In Every Debate About Sexism

Feminism! And with that one word, I’ve already set the world speed record for turning a comment section into a septic tank. As a guy writing on the Internet, I’m…

Cracked | February 20, 2015 - 5:45 pm

5 Ways America’s Justice System Is Designed To Screw You

You’ve heard it in 10,000 cop shows: “You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.” As much as people tend…

Cracked | February 2, 2015 - 2:45 pm

5 Things People Don’t Get About Borderline Personalities

It’s not everyone who can watch a horror thriller, point at the villain and say, “Hey, that’s me!” But you can if you have  borderline personality disorder — that’s the condition…

Cracked | January 28, 2015 - 3:45 pm

5 Things You Don’t Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)

If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, stripping may very well be the second oldest — it all depends on exactly when the first uptight humans decided people shouldn’t walk around with…

Cracked | January 27, 2015 - 12:45 pm

5 Things Every Snob Says (Confirmed By Science)

Well, this is kind of a tragedy. I started out researching this column with the intention of writing “5 Snobby Comments Science Says Aren’t True,” but clearly the research just…

Cracked | January 22, 2015 - 3:15 pm

9 Stupid Words We Should Retire In 2015

A new year is upon us, and that means we need to arbitrarily decide some things will be different, solely based on the fact that Earth has completed another cycle…

Cracked | January 21, 2015 - 10:45 am

5 Ridiculously Sexist Ways Toy Companies Are Targeting Kids

Marketing products to children isn’t particularly hard. Just throw a bunch of skateboards and neon backwards caps into your commercial and kids will want the shit out of whatever you’re…

Cracked | December 30, 2014 - 2:30 pm

8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are All About Sex)

In 2008 Lady Gaga gave the world the gift of a song where she refers to her vagina as a Christmas tree, suggesting that she has a serious misunderstanding of…

Cracked | December 25, 2014 - 11:30 am

4 Stupid Ways Everyone Deals With Breakups

Ahh, l’amour. Or, as the French call it, “le humpy jumpy.” It’s a funny thing us humans do to each other, getting all stupid in love with one another, touching…

Cracked | December 15, 2014 - 3:30 pm

5 Studies That Prove Racism Is Still Way Worse Than We Think

There is a bitter debate over racism these days — specifically, whether or not it still exists in a way that actually matters. The argument against goes something like, “Sure,…

Cracked | December 14, 2014 - 11:30 am

6 Weird Ways The World Looks Different When You’re Asexual

For the majority of people, sex is the most compelling thing in the world, for obvious “perpetuation of the species” reasons. Sex sells. Sex rules. Sex draws the eyes to…

Cracked | November 27, 2014 - 11:45 am

5 Adorable Behaviors That Mean Your Dog Hates You

Once upon a time, a bunch of prehistoric horror-wolves realized that the clumsy species of spear-flinging monkeys they were snacking on would trade belly rubs and a place by the…

Cracked | November 15, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Why Everything You Believe About The ’90s Is Wrong

Whoomp there it is. There what is? My bad. Chill, home slice, because I am going to explain the situation — the ’90s were da bomb! Booya! Not.

Cracked | November 10, 2014 - 1:15 pm

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